Classic and interesting homophonic copy

Classic and interesting homophonic copy (I) 1. I prefer Li Bai's poems. Lu You is angry, so I can't surf the Internet.

I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.

Fahai will never become a rapper, because he won't let go of snakes.

4. "Why does the White Lady let Xu Xian go every time she is angry and sings?" "Because she is best at snake music."

A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, it really consumes mud.

6. I told the wind that there was wind in the west and said, "You are like a watermelon".

7. I asked my friends in Chengdu why they love Rei Kawakubo so much. He said, "If you wear it for a long time, you will be safe." .

8. One day, the duckling confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chicken: You don't have to duck.

9. Crabs and mussels take exams together. When the crab was caught cheating, the teacher asked the crab whose copy you copied. The crab said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "You are a fart."

10. Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if his pronunciation was English or American, and he said that he really wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

1 1. I found an island today ~ I am fascinated by you.

12. You don't even consider me. what do you think? Want to die?

13. Even I didn't answer. What are you answering, the temptation to go home?

14. Yongqi helped the grandmother to take a bath and even rubbed out the grandmother mud.

15. It's normal not to reply to messages. Have you seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?

16. Quitting coke is actually very simple. Just drink lemon juice. It will be sour after drinking it! Sour drinks!

17. Even I don't cherish it. Empresses in the Palace, what do you cherish?

18. You are too bad. Do you have an English name Paul because Paul is very bad?

19. The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, and it was also a kindness for the crab to cook it.

20. Why does a person dislike sitting more and more? Because novices stand easily.

Classic and interesting homophonic copy (2) 2 1. You want to find Ouyang Xiu.

22. The children's chocolates melted to the ground. Children say it looks like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

23. Even I don't care. What do you care, barber shop?

24. A loaf of bread was walking on the road and suddenly sprained its foot. It's croissants.

25. My clothes are wrinkled, and I can't even iron them. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, you hear me? Don't go.

26. Even I don't care. What do you care? Hulunbeier?

27. Embarrassed, I wore a mask and hat to buy a snack, but I was recognized: What do beautiful women eat?

28. One day, the boy was cleaning the table and accidentally killed two ants. Here comes a little ant. The boy asked it, "Little ant, where are your parents?" The little ant said, "You wiped it to death."

29. Grandma's doorknob is very thick and there is a noise when opening the door. I didn't know until I asked later. This is called being careless.

30. If the mobile phone has a large memory, it can store a lot of self-fears, and then know its own changes: however, when China holds our friendship.

3 1. "What if the white balloon bursts the black balloon?" Confession balloon

32. Even I don't want it, so what do you want, a meal?

I have a stomachache in the middle of the night. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."

The doctor prescribed me some pills, and I accidentally knocked over the bottle, and the pills rolled out, screaming that they were good pills.

35. Get off the road, Kay. Dad is in the tower. Leave this tower! What, her? Beware of falling from the tower. Can't let go.

I don't care. What do you care? Italy?

37. When I was in Gucci, my tears were always Parapara Dior.

38. A quail was late for the dance, and everyone called him ~ Late Quail.

39. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

40. It's raining. I stepped on the mud and fell. I hate mud. Did you hear that? I hate mud.

Classic and interesting homophonic copy (Chapter 3) 4 1. It's so hot that we will know each other.

42. One day, the bear was playing with a balloon bear, shouting and chasing. Don't take the ball away. Don't take the ball away. Did you hear that? Please don't go.

Xiao Wang doesn't know how to cross the river. Baidu made a mistake and actually crossed the river.

44. I grow mushrooms at home. I cooked and ate. I was poisoned and went to the hospital. The doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms.

45. Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if his pronunciation was American or British, and he said he wanted to go out and watch the electronic music.

46. Want Want Snow Cake becomes a Want Want quilt when it is hot!

47. You said it was natural for girls with risorius to laugh. Are all the girls on Android phones stuck laughing?

48. I went to buy oysters On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.

49. The duckling asks the mother duck, "Mom, what's between our toes?" The mother duck said, "webbed". The duck hid her face and wept. "Why laugh at others if you don't say anything?"

50. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? The boss is worried.

5 1. Want Want Snow Cake What do you think it will become when it is hot?

52. Mr Yu Guangzhong: "Don't ask me if I have you in my heart. I only have you. "

53. Rabbit and Bear's WeChat group was dissolved. The bear talked privately. Bonnie said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. ...

54. It is raining heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no umbrella, no umbrella. Did you hear that? Don't leave.

55. Am I short, short, short or short? Do you hear me or love?

It is said that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because people often say that you are as thin as death.

57. The ducklings line up for their mother. A duckling wants to align with the duck in front, but it can't. The duckling says anxiously, I'm sorry if it can't align with the duck.

58. I'm a crab, and my pliers are gone. I don't have pliers.

59. Recently, on an island, my friend asked me which island I was on. I am on a poor island.

60. I went to work in a foreign country today, and I was lucky enough to be a star once. Everyone passing by called me: it's hot in the ground.