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Morning flowers are picked late 10.
The total income of "Morning Flowers Pick Up in the Evening" 10 works. Including: dogs, cats and mice, hate and hate cats; I miss my big mother's Chang and Shan Hai Jing; Twenty-four filial piety pictures criticized the feudal concept of filial piety; Wu Canghui showed the shadow of feudal paternalism; Depicting impermanence, superstition and intoxicating messengers in legends; Write Jason Wu's "From Herbal Garden to San Tan Yin Yue"; Expose the quack's "father's disease"; Notes describing the evil and disgusting image of YanTaitai; Mr. Fujino, the Japanese teacher who appreciates Lu Xun most; Fan Ainong, a fellow countryman friend who was down and out all his life.
1. In Mr. Fujino, Lu Xun's Japanese medical tutor, Mr. Fujino, is a man who wears casual clothes. "This Mr. Fujino is said to wear clothes too vaguely, sometimes forgetting to lead the knot; Winter is an old coat, shivering ... ". However, Mr. Fujino is extremely serious about his work. He supplemented and corrected all the "I" handouts with a red pen. It should also be pointed out that the blood vessels have moved a little. This contrast shows Mr Fujino's noble quality and Lu Xun's admiration for him. In addition, Mr. Fujino's tireless teaching and equal treatment of China students are in sharp contrast with Japanese students' contemptuous attitude towards China students, which shows that Mr. Fujino is a real gentleman.
2. Lu Xun spent quite a lot of pen and ink on one person in Flowers in the Morning, that is, Lu Xun's nanny "Big Mother". Because of the influence of society, "Big Mom" kept many pedantic customs, such as eating oranges on New Year's morning, being keen on observing and complaining, blindly commenting on the story of "Long Hair" and even stepping on my favorite Tibetan mouse. Therefore, "I" bear a grudge against her. Seeing this, I outlined a vivid, vulgar and conservative female image in my mind. However, Lu Xun's impression of her is far more than that. She has a lovely side. "Big Mom" knows that I like The Classic of Mountains and Seas and goes out of her way to buy it for me. From this, "I" think she is "powerful". At the end of A Chang and Shan Hai Jing, Lu Xun expressed his love for his eldest mother. He hoped that his kind mother would let her rest in peace.
In Father's Disease, the author never wrote about the decline of his family. Judging from what my father said, the author is tired of running around, seemingly peaceful and peaceful, but he can't help himself. At the end of the article, YanTaitai instigated the author to yell at his father, but left the "biggest mistake" to the author. Touching, and there is no lack of YanTaitai's selfish and talkative image secretly mocked.
4. "Fan Ainong" —— Traces back several life segments of the author's contact with Fan Ainong during his stay in Japan and after his return to China, describes Fan Ainong's dissatisfaction with the dark society before the revolution and his pursuit of the revolution, as well as his persecution after the Revolution of 1911, and shows his disappointment with the old democratic revolution and his sympathy and mourning for this upright and tenacious patriot.
Fan Ainong, an awakened intellectual, was unable to gain a foothold in the dark society. He can't compromise with this society like a madman, nor can he forget it like Mr. N, so his heart is painful and sad. Like Lu Xun, we suspect that he committed suicide.
1. From Baicaoyuan to San Tan Yin Yue
There is a big garden behind my house, which is called Herb Garden according to legend. Now it has been sold to Zhu along with the house.
The descendants of Wen Gong have passed away, and even the last time they met, it was seven or eight years ago, among which there seemed to be only some weeds.
But that's my paradise.
Needless to say, green vegetable fields, smooth stone wells, tall acacia trees and purple mulberry trees; You don't have to explain
When cicadas sang in the leaves, the fat wasp crouched on the cauliflower and called the son of heaven (lark) to run straight from the grass.
Fly to the sky. Just around the short mud wall, there is infinite interest, and wandering spirits sing here.
Crickets play the piano here, turn over broken bricks and sometimes meet centipedes; And mylabris, if you hold it with your fingers.
Backbone, will take a sound, a burst of smoke from the back hole. The vines of Polygonum multiflorum Thunb and Manglietia are intertwined, and Manglietia has
Lotus-shaped fruit, Polygonum multiflorum Thunb. The roots are swollen. Some people say that the roots of Polygonum multiflorum Thunb are humanoid and edible.
In order to become immortal, I often raise it, and I am constantly raising it. I also broke the mud wall, but I never did.
I have never seen anything like human beings. If you are not afraid of thorns, you can also pick raspberries as small as coral beads.
Maruko, sour and sweet, is far better than mulberry.
You can't go to the grass because it is said that there is a big red snake in this garden.
My eldest mother once told me a story: Once upon a time, there was a scholar who lived in an ancient temple and worked hard.
While enjoying the cool in the yard, I suddenly heard someone calling him. Promise, look around, but see a beauty.
Show up on the wall, smile at him, and then disappear. He is very happy; But the old monk who came to talk at night caught him.
Organ. Saying that there is something evil on his face, he must have met a "beautiful snake"; It's a hydra. It can call people.
Name, if you promise, you will come to eat other people's meat at night. Naturally scared to death, the old monk said nothing.
Give him a small box and say that as long as you put it on the pillow, you can lie on the high pillow. Even so, I can't sleep.
-Of course I can't sleep. In the middle of the night, sure enough, sasha vujacic! It sounds like the wind and rain outside the door. He's shaking.
I heard a clear voice when I was in the group. A golden light flew out of the pillow, and there was no sound outside. Golden light
Fly back, too, and gather in the box What happened afterwards? Later, the old monk said, this is a flying centipede. It can suck the snake's brain.
Pith, the beautiful snake was killed by it.
The last lesson is: so if a strange voice calls your name, you must not promise him.
This story made me feel the danger of being a man. I often worry about enjoying the cool in summer nights. Dare not look at the wall, and
I really want to get a box of flying centipedes like the old monk. I often think so when I walk beside the grass in the Herbal Garden. but
Up to now, I still haven't got it, but I haven't met the red snake and the beautiful snake. A strange voice called my name.
The sound is natural, but it's not a beautiful snake.
Herbal gardens in winter are tasteless; It's different when it snows. Take a snowman (print your whole picture)
Snow) and plastic snow arhats need people to appreciate. This is a deserted garden, so it is not suitable, so we have to catch birds.
Bo Xue is not enough; When birds have nowhere to feed for a long time, it is always necessary to cover the ground with snow for a day or two.
Sweep away a piece of snow, expose the ground, set up a big bamboo curtain with a short stick, sprinkle some chaff under it and tie the stick.
A long rope, led by people from a distance, watched the birds come down to peck, and when they reached the bamboo curtain, they pulled the rope.
It's covered. But most of them are sparrows, and there are also "birds" with pale cheeks. They are impatient and can't keep them overnight.
This is a method taught by my relatives, but I don't use it very well. I saw them go in and pull the rope.
I ran over and saw nothing. It took me a long time, but only three or four were persuaded. Runtu's father was a child a long time ago.
You can grab dozens of them and put them in fork bags, screaming and bumping into each other. I once asked him the reasons for his gains and losses, but he just laughed quietly.
You are too impatient to wait for it to go to the middle.
I don't know why my family sent me to the bookstore, which is said to be the strictest in the city.
Bookstore. It may be because Polygonum multiflorum destroyed the mud wall, or it may be because bricks were thrown into Liang's house in the partition.
Maybe it's because I jumped off the stone fence, but ... I don't know. To sum up: I can't.
I often go to the herb garden. Ed, my cricket! Ed, my raspberries and Manglietia! ……
Going out to the east, within half a mile, I walked across a stone bridge, which is my husband's home. From a black bamboo
Entering the door, the third room is the study. There is a flat road hanging in the middle: three pools reflecting the moon; Below the apartment is a picture with a picture.
A fat sika deer crouched under the old tree. Without Confucius memorial tablet, we will pay tribute to Pinglu. first time
Once I worshipped Confucius, and the second time I worshipped Mr.
When he saluted for the second time, Mr. Wang responded kindly. He is a tall and thin old man with a beard and hair.
White, with big glasses. I have great respect for him, because I heard that he is extremely prim and simple in this city.
A learned man.
I don't know where I heard it. Dong Fangshuo is also very knowledgeable. He knows that there is a bug called "strange", which is a place where people feel wronged.
Melt, pour wine, and disappear. I really want to know the detailed story, but Quan Chang doesn't know it because of her.
After all, it is not profound. Now you have a chance, you can ask Mr.
"Sir,' strange' this bug, what's going on? ..... "I'm going to read a book and I'm about to retire.
Wait, ask.
I don't know! His face seems very unhappy and angry.
I only know that a student should not ask these questions, just read books, because he is a profound scholar.
It's not that I don't know, I don't know, I just don't want to say it. People older than me often do this, and I have met them.
I have seen it several times.
I just read books, practice calligraphy at noon and have classes at night. My husband was strict with me at first these days, but later he got better.
I came, but I showed Dick more books, and gradually added words in class, from three words to five words, and finally arrived.
Seven words.
There is also a garden after the three pools reflect the moon. Although small, you can climb the flower bed to fold wintersweet.
Look for cicadas on the ground or on osmanthus trees. The best job is to catch flies and feed them to ants quietly. however
Students go to the park for too long, so they can't. Mr. Wang shouted in the study:
"People went there? ! "
People will go back one by one; It's no good going back together. He has a ruler, but he doesn't use it often.
Use, also have the rules of the penalty kneeling, but also not commonly used, ordinary always stare but a few eye, loudly way:
"Reading!"
So everyone opened their throats and read for a while. It's really noisy. Others read, "benevolence is far from me, I want benevolence."
Some people read "laughing at people's teeth and saying that dogs are wide open", some people read "Nine Hidden Dragons are not used" and some people read "The ground is wrong."
Jue Bao Gong Mao Citrus Pomelo ". Mr. Wang taught himself. Later, our voices dropped and became quiet.
Only he still read aloud:
"Iron wishful, charming command, a surprise ~ ~ ~; Luo Jin, watertight, a thousand cups are not drunk.
~~~~……。 "
I doubt this is an excellent article, because when I read it, he always smiles and shakes his head.
Look, lean back, lean back.
When Mr. Wang concentrates on reading, it is very suitable for several of us to paint paper nails.
Play. I am a painter, and I use a kind of paper called "Jingchuan Paper" to describe the Xiu Xiang of the novel one by one.
Just like shadow writing when learning Chinese characters. The more books you read, the more you draw; I didn't read the book and didn't achieve the result of painting.
However, there are many. The most fragmentary is The Journey to the West's "Dangkou Zhi" and "Xiu Xiang", both of which are very large. Later, because
I sold it to a rich classmate for money. His father runs a tin foil shop; I heard that it has been done now.
Shopkeeper, and will soon rise to the status of a gentleman. This thing is long gone.
2.
Fan Ainong
In an inn in Tokyo, we usually read newspapers when we get together. Most students watch Asahi Shimbun and Yomiuri Shimbun, and those who are interested in asking about social trivia watch the February 6th news. One morning, Bi Tou saw a telegram from China, probably:
"Anhui Governor En Ming was assassinated by Kirin and the assassin was arrested."
After everyone was shocked, they told each other with smiles on their faces, studying who the assassin was and how Chinese characters were. But as long as they are from Shaoxing and don't read textbooks specifically, they have already understood. This is Xu Xilin. After he returned from studying abroad, he worked as an alternate road in Anhui and ran the governor's affairs, which coincided with the assassination of the governor.
Everyone predicted that he would be executed and his family would be implicated. Soon, the news that Qiu Jin was killed in Shaoxing also came. Xu Xilin was dug up and gave all the food to Enming Qin Bing. People are angry. A few people secretly held a meeting to raise funds in Sichuan; At this time, the Japanese ronin is needed. He shredded the squid, had a generous drink, and then boarded the plane to meet Xu's family.
As usual, there are also hometown associations, hanging martyrs and cursing Manchuria; Since then, some people have advocated sending a telegram to Beijing, denouncing the Manchu government as inhuman. The congregation was immediately divided into two groups: one group wanted to generate electricity and the other group didn't. I advocate power generation, but as soon as I said it, a dull voice followed:
"If the murderer is killed and the dead are all dead, what kind of fart telegram can you send?"
This is a tall man with long hair and white eyes. He always looks at others as if ignoring them. He squatted on the mat, and I generally opposed everything I said; I was surprised and paid attention to him. This just asks others: Who said that it is so cold? People I know told me that his name is Xu's student.
I felt so angry that he was not human at all. My husband was killed, so I dare not send a telegram. So I insisted on generating electricity and arguing with him. As a result, most people advocated power generation, and he gave in. Secondly, we should introduce people to draft telegrams.
"Why? Nature is a person who advocates power generation ~ ~ ~ "he said.
I think what he said was aimed at me again, but it was not unreasonable. But I advocate that this tragic article must be written by someone who knows the life of the martyr, because he is more closely related than others, and his heart is more sad and angry, and it will be more touching to write it. So they fought again. As a result, he didn't do it, and neither did I. I don't know who admitted to doing it; Secondly, everyone got separated, leaving only a draftsman and one or two officers, waiting for the filming to be finished.
From then on, I always thought this Fan Ainong was both eccentric and hateful. The hateful people in the world thought they were Manchu at first, but later they realized that they were still the second; The first one is Fan Ainong. China is not revolutionary, but if it wants to be revolutionary, Fan Ainong must be eliminated first.
However, this opinion seems to have gradually disappeared and it has been forgotten. We never met again. Until the year before the revolution, I was a teacher in my hometown, probably in late spring. Suddenly I saw a man on the guest table of an acquaintance, and we only knew each other for two or three seconds. At the same time, we say:
"Oh, oh, you are Fan Ainong!"
"Oh, oh, you are Lu Xun!"
Somehow we all laughed, laughed at each other and felt sad. His eyes are still like that, but strangely, in recent years, his head has also had white hair, but maybe it has been there for a long time, and I didn't notice it before. He looks very cold in an old cloth jacket and worn cloth shoes. Talking about his own experience, he said that he later lost his tuition and could no longer study abroad, so he came back. After returning to my hometown, I was despised, rejected and persecuted, and there was almost no place to live. Now I am hiding in the countryside and teaching several primary school students to make a living. But sometimes I feel bored, so I also come to town by boat.
He also told me that I like drinking now, so we drank. Since then, every time he goes to town, he will definitely come to see me and know me very well. When we are drunk, we often say something stupid and crazy, and even our mother laughs when she overhears it. One day, I suddenly remembered the old story when I held a hometown association in Tokyo and asked him:
"What was your reason for deliberately opposing me that day, intentionally?"
"Don't you know? I have always hated you-not only me, but also us. "
"Did you know who I was before that?"
"Why don't you know. Didn't we meet Ziying and you when we arrived in Yokohama? You look down on us and shake your head. Do you remember? "
I briefly thought about it, but I remember that it was seven or eight years ago. At that time, Ziying came to ask me out and said that Yokohama would pick up my new classmate. When the steamboat arrived, I saw many people, about a dozen in all. As soon as it landed, it put its luggage on duty and waited for inspection. The customs officer rummaged through the closet and suddenly found a pair of embroidered bow shoes, so he put down his business and looked at it carefully. I was very dissatisfied and thought, how could these birds bring this thing? I didn't notice it myself. I probably shook my head at that time. After the inspection, you must sit in the inn before getting on the bus. I didn't expect these scholars to give up their seats on the bus again. A wants B to sit in this chair, and B wants C to sit on it. Before the concession was over, the train had already left, and as soon as the car body shook, three or four people fell down. At that time, I was also very dissatisfied, and I thought to myself: Even the seats on the train should be distinguished. I didn't notice, maybe I shook my head again. However, Fan Ainong is an elegant figure, but I didn't think of it until today. Not only he, but also ashamed to say, in this group, there are martyrs Chen Boping who died in Anhui later, and martyrs Ma who were killed; There are still one or two people locked up in black jails, and they didn't see the light of day until after the revolution, and they always bear the scars of bandit punishment. Knowing nothing about it, I shook my head and shipped them to Tokyo. Although Xu came with them in the same boat, he was not in the car because he and his wife went to Kobe by land.
I think I shook my head twice. They don't know what time it is. Let the sitting be lively and the inspection be quiet. It must be the time of tariff. I want to ask if I love agriculture, yes.
"I really don't understand what are you doing with this thing? Whose is it? "
"Not our Jenny's?" He glared at his white eyes.
"When you go to Tokyo, you must pretend to have a pair of big feet. Why do you want to bring this thing? "
"Who knows? You ask her. "
In beginning of winter, our situation got worse, but we still drank and told jokes. Suddenly it was the Wuchang Uprising, followed by the recovery of Shaoxing. The next day, Ai Nong came to the city, wearing the felt hat commonly used by farmers, and that smile was never seen before.
"Old fast, we don't drink today. I want to see Shaoxing after the recovery. Let's go together. "
We walked in the street with a white flag in our eyes. However, despite this appearance, the skeleton remains the same, because it is still a military government organized by several old squires. What railway shareholders are administrative directors, and the bank treasurer is an ordnance director. This military government did not last long after all. As soon as the teenagers called, Wang Jinfa strode in from Hangzhou, even if he didn't come, he would come. After he came in, he was surrounded by many idle people and the new revolutionary party. He became the commander-in-chief of the king's yamen. He changed his robe in less than ten days, and the weather was not cold.
I was placed next to the rice bowl of a normal school principal, and Governor Wang gave our school 200 yuan. I love farming as a supervisor, and I still wear the same cloth robe, but I don't drink much and have little time to chat. He teaches while working, and he is really diligent.
"The situation is still not good, Wang Jinfa and them." A teenager who attended my lecture last year came to visit me and said generously, "We will run a newspaper to supervise them. But the promoter wants to borrow Mr. Wang's name. One is Mr Ziying and the other is Mr Deqing. As a society, we know that you will never give up. "
I promised him. Two days later, I saw the leaflet published in the newspaper. There are indeed three sponsors. Five days later, it was published in the newspaper, beginning with scolding the military government and the people there; Since then, I have cursed the viceroy, his relatives, fellow villagers and concubines. ...
After more than ten days of scolding, a news came to my house, saying that the viceroy was going to send someone to kill you with a pistol because you cheated him of his money.
It doesn't matter to others. My mother was the first to worry and told me not to go out again. But I went as usual and made it clear that Wang Jinfa wouldn't kill us. Although he was born in Greenwood University, it is not easy to kill people. Besides, I got the money from the school, and he can understand, but I'm just saying.
Sure enough, he didn't come to kill anyone. I wrote for funds and took another 200 yuan. But it seems a little angry, and at the same time ordered: come again, no more!
However, I was embarrassed when Ainong got new news. It turns out that the so-called "liar" does not refer to the funds of the school, but a sum of money sent to the newspaper. After cursing in the newspaper for a few days, Wang Jinfa sent money from 500 yuan. So our teenagers held a meeting. The first question is: Do you accept it? The resolution said: accepted. The second question is: will you scold after receiving it? Solution: scold. The reason is: he is a shareholder after receiving the money; Bad shareholders will naturally be scolded.
I'll go to the newspaper and ask if it's true or not. It's all true. Just said a few words shouldn't accept his money, an accountant is not happy, ask me:
"Why don't newspapers accept equity?"
"This is not equity ..."
"What is not equity?"
I won't go on, the world already knows. If I say anything that bothers us, he will criticize me for cherishing my worthless life too much and refusing to sacrifice for society, or you can see how afraid I am of death in tomorrow's newspaper.
However, it happened that Kitty wrote to urge me to go to Nanjing. Love farmers also agree, but rather bleak, said:
"Here is like that, not people. You are quick to go ... "
I understood his silence and decided to go to Nanjing. First, I went to the Doudufu to resign, and naturally I took aim. I sent a receiver with a runny nose. I handed in the accounts and the balance. I'm not the client. His successor is Fu Lichen, president of Confucius Institute.
The newspaper case was closed two weeks after I arrived in Nanjing, and was destroyed by a group of soldiers. Zi Ying in the country, nothing; Deqing was in the city, and her thigh was stabbed with a sharp knife. He was angry. Naturally, this is very painful, and you can't blame him. After he was furious, he took off his clothes, took photos to show an inch wide knife wound, and made an article describing the situation, which was distributed everywhere to publicize the atrocities of the military government. I think this kind of photo is probably not collected now, and the size and knife wound have been reduced to almost nothing. If you don't explain it, people who see it will definitely think that this is a nude photo of a romantic figure with a little madness. If they meet Sun, they are afraid of being banned.
When I moved from Nanjing to Beijing, the inspector who loved agriculture was also removed from his post by the president of Confucianism. He became a love farmer before the revolution. I wanted to find him something to do in Beijing, and he hoped very much, but there was no chance. Later, he sent food to familiar families and wrote to me from time to time. Things are getting worse, and his words are getting worse. Finally, I have to walk out of this acquaintance's house and float around. Soon, I suddenly got news from my fellow villager, who fell into the water and drowned.
I suspect that he committed suicide. Because he swims well, he is not easy to drown.
Sitting alone in the hall at night is very sad, and I suspect that the news is untrue, but I think it is extremely reliable and there is no reason, although there is no evidence. There's nothing I can do. I only wrote four poems, which were later published in a daily newspaper, and now I am about to forget them. I only remember six sentences in a song. The first four sentences are: "on wine in the world, sir, little drinker." I am still drunk and slightly drunk. " I forgot a few words in the middle, and finally it was "the old friend is dead, and the rest are just dust."
Later, I went back to my hometown and learned something more detailed. Ai Nong didn't do anything at first because everyone hated him. He is difficult to get along with, but he still drinks. His friends invited him. He seldom comes into contact with people, only a few younger people he met later are more common. However, they don't seem to want to hear more complaints from him, and think that telling jokes is not as interesting as telling jokes.
"Maybe I will receive a telegram tomorrow. I opened it and it was Lu Xun who called me. " He often says that.
One day, some new friends invited him to go to the theater by boat. It was past midnight when he came back, and there was a storm. He was drunk, but he insisted on peeing beside the boat. Everyone dissuaded him, but he wouldn't listen, saying he wouldn't fall. But he fell down. Although he could float, he never got up again.
The body was salvaged the next day and found upright in a diamond swing.
I still don't understand whether he slipped or committed suicide.
He died with nothing, leaving a young girl and his wife. A few people want to collect some money to support their girls' future tuition, because once suggestions are made, people will compete for the custody of the money, and-in fact, there is no money yet-everyone is tired and disappears.
I wonder what happened to his only daughter now. If I had been at school, I would have graduated from middle school.
3. Twenty-four filial piety pictures
I always have to go up and down to find the blackest, blackest and blackest mantra, and curse all those who oppose vernacular Chinese first.
Vernacular speaker. Even if a person really has a soul after death, because of this worst heart, he should go to hell, he will never repent, and always come first.
Curse all those who oppose and hinder the vernacular.
Since the so-called "literary revolution", children's books have been compared with Europe, America and Japan, although they are very acceptable.
It's a pity, but at last there is a picture. As long as you can read it, you can understand it. But a group of people with ulterior motives tried their best.
It's no fun to stop it and create a world for children. Beijing now often uses the word "carelessness" to intimidate children.
Kid. In other words, as recorded in Shuowen, it was Ma Shumou who talked with Emperor Yang Di and steamed the child to death. Write correctly
Get up, it must be "hemp beard". Therefore, Ma Shumou will be in the semi-finals this time. But whoever he is, will he really eat children?
This is limited, but for the rest of his life. However, the pernicious influence of those who hinder the vernacular is not only a scourge, but also very extensive and long-lasting.
It can turn all China into a hemp seed, and all the children will die in his belly.
Anyone who tries to kill the vernacular should perish!
Gentlemen should naturally cover their ears with these words, because as the saying goes, "jump up, swear and be torn to pieces."
-still refused to give up. "And the teachers of the law must scold, think this is against" Govin ",which is harmful to" personality ".
Isn't it "the voice of the speaker" "Wen" and "people" are of course related, although the world is strange, professor.
There are also special races among the students who "don't respect" the author's personality and can't "say his novels are good", but I don't care about these.
Because fortunately, I didn't climb the ivory tower, so I don't need to be careful. If you accidentally hit it, that's
Cut it off. However, in the middle of autumn, before reaching the ground, I have to say it again:-
Anyone who tries to kill the vernacular should perish!
Every time I see primary school students looking at the thick Children's World, I think of children's books from other countries.
Exquisite, naturally feel sorry for the children in China. But when I recall my childhood with my classmate, I can't help thinking that he is lucky.
Fu, give us a deep condolences for our eternal glory. What we wanted to read at that time was just a book with a few pictures.
Will be banned, reprimanded and even slapped by the then "predecessor of guiding young people" teacher. My little classmate was arrested.
I was bored to death by reading "Nature is good at the beginning of life", so I had to secretly open the first page and read the topic "Satellite is high".
According to the word "evil ghost", it can satisfy his naive nature of loving beauty. I saw this yesterday and I saw it today.
However, their eyes are still shining with the light of awakening and joy.
Outside the bookstore, the ban can be relatively lenient, but this is your own business, and everyone is probably different. I can do it in public.
Before, I looked at Illustration of Wen Chang Emperor Yin Wen and Biography of Li Yuchao with dignity, both of which were appreciation of the goodness of painting.
In the story of punishing evil and promoting good, Lei Gong Dian Mu stood in the clouds, and his head and horse face were covered with the ground. Not only violated the dogma of "jumping up",
Even if you disagree with each other, you will suffer considerable retribution. This newspaper is not a "bitter complaint" because the land
It is in vain to ask ghosts and gods to be king, "justice" to be slaughtered, and to kneel down and pour wine. It's incredible. Between heaven and earth in China,
Not only being a man, but also being a ghost is extremely difficult. However, there is a better place than the dead: there are no "gentlemen", and
There is no "gossip".
Gangdom, if you want to be safe, you can't be praised. Especially those who are often good at pen and ink, in today's China, dealing with rumors.
And talk about "words and deeds". We can learn from the past. I heard that A Zhi's postscript Sui Fu once answered a girl's question and said:
"Only those who find happiness in life can live. If they don't see anything, they actually
Might as well die. "So a man named Mi Halloff wrote a letter to mock and scold him," ... so I suggest you completely honestly.
Suicide is good for your life, because it is logical first, and your words and deeds will not run counter to each other. "
In fact, this legal theory is murder, so he found pleasure in life. Arriba Sui Fucai made a fortune.
Complaining is not suicide. Later, Mr. Mi Halloff didn't know what happened. This one was lost again, but it was found again.
"what". It is true that "these times, courage is stability; Heat is not dangerous. "
However, for the underworld, I have finally praised it and can't change it; Although it is suspected that "words and deeds do not match", it is not.
If you have received a half-essay allowance from Yan or imp, you can solve it yourself. Anyway, let's write:-
All the pictures of the underworld I have seen are my old books, not my own. The first picture book I received.
Zi is a gift from the elders: twenty-four filial piety. Although this is only a thin book, the picture below shows that there are few ghosts.
There are many people who are unique to me, which makes me extremely happy. Everyone seems to know the story there; Is illiterate.
Some people, such as Chang, can tell this story at a glance. However, when I am happy,
Then there was disappointment, because I asked people to tell 24 stories before I realized that "filial piety" was so difficult.
Full of hope, I want to be a dutiful son, and I am completely desperate.
At the beginning of life, human nature is good? This is not the problem to be studied now. But I still vaguely remember that when I was young, I was real.
I have never been disobedient on purpose, but I am willing to be filial to my parents. But I am young and ignorant, and I only use my personal point of view to explain "filial piety"
I think it is nothing more than "obedient" and "obedient", and I will cook good food for my elderly parents when I grow up.
Since I had this textbook for dutiful sons, I know it's not, it's more difficult. Among them, nature also
Others can be imitated, such as "Luzi Minmi" and "Huang Xiang Fan Pillow". "Pregnant with oranges" is not difficult, as long as there is.
The rich man invited me to dinner. "Mr. Lu Xun is a guest and pregnant with oranges?" I knelt down and answered, "Motherly love wants to stay."
Mom. "Rich people admire him, so the dutiful son is steady and easy to talk to." "Is suspicious crying bamboo shoots, afraid of my sincerity.
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