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A bedtime joke at night

bedtime jokes at night

1. I saw a child looking for something everywhere on the train, so I asked him what he was looking for

Child: Brother, have you seen my little black ball?

I said no, but the goods scratched their heads and said? Never mind, I'll make another one. ?

then, he put his hand into his nose. . .

2. Father's son who is about to go to primary school: Do you know the meaning of water flowing downwards and man climbing upwards?

son: for example, if our house leaks, the neighbors downstairs will come up.

3. My husband was joking on his mobile phone when he burst into laughter.

I wonder why he is so happy. Looking at it in the past, it turned out that he was watching a joke: a buddy saw that there was 5 cents on the ground, so he bent down to pick it up and suddenly scolded:? Mama of, which bastard spit phlegm so round! ?

I said: It's quite funny, but I've never seen you laugh so exaggerated! ?

he's laughing his ass off: Ha ha ha? That's right. I thought this was the only thing that happened to me.

Now it's my turn to laugh, hahahaha?

4. Wife:? Honey, I can smoke. Do you think I'm still beautiful?

husband:? You are a smoker in the eyes of others, but you are still a flower in my eyes. ?

wife:? Or does my husband appreciate me? What kind of flower am I?

husband:? Fireworks. ?

5. I went to get a haircut, and my boss asked me: Do you want Mr. Tony to cut your hair or Mr. William to cut your hair?

suddenly, I felt that the high-end atmosphere of this store was classy, so I said? Let Mr Tony take care of it. ?

the boss shouted:? Miss Tony has a visitor for your haircut-Miss Tony has a visitor for your haircut-?

nobody answered several times, and the boss was in a hurry. Erzhuzi, a guest wants to have your hair cut! ?

One pops up at once-

6. Xiao Wang is an apple polisher. Once, colleagues ganged up to criticize him: Xiao Wang, you are like this. If the devil comes again, you must be a leader!

Xiao Wang: such a good thing must be given to manager Wang first, so which one can be my turn?

　。 . . Xiao Wang, can you die if you don't kiss up for a day?

7. Just now, I was walking on the pedestrian street, and an old woman came across. When I passed her, she grabbed my arm and lay down slowly. I thought: But TM is over! My legs are weak with fear. . .

after more than ten seconds, the old woman suddenly stood up and threw herself at the dirt on her ass. ? Son, the sting is not exciting, and life is full of surprises. Help you relieve the stress? Say that finish and left.

hey, I'll go! Heroes don't ask the source! Fun regardless of age!