Football game jingle collection

Do you like watching football matches? Have you ever heard of football match jingles? Here are the football match jingles I compiled. Let’s take a look.

Football match jingle

More than 20 people competed for it, demonstrating the charm of football.

The players are performing for the audience, and the audience is empowering the players.

The fans cheered for the game, the players competed for speed and physical strength.

They were all sweating, and each of us was full of energy. Funny jingle

Don’t be crazy with me, my eldest brother Qin Shihuang; don’t pretend to be with me, I am behind the Party Central Committee; If you don’t believe it, you won’t accept it, Bin Laden is my uncle, he bombs first and then poisons, even the Americans have to accept it.

Erguotou is half a catty at the age of one, an expert in love at the age of two, eating, drinking, whoring, gambling and smoking at the age of three, cheating, kidnapping and stealing at the age of four. You know that this person is you, but you still have to see it through to the end. Admire! Admire!

My family is poor and ugly, I am 1.49 meters tall, I have an elementary school education, I have a rural registered permanent residence, I have three dilapidated houses, I have one acre of thin farmland, I have a cold pot and a hot stove, I don’t have a wife, and I always take medicine all year round. , today is the Internet, looking for girlfriends!

You are very cute, but pitiful and unloved; you are very annoying, lovable and never tire of being loved; you are very smart, and the first to flush the toilet; you are very He has a temperament and an irritating nature.

The sea is all fucking water, the spiders are all fucking legs, the peppers are so fucking spicy, I don’t regret knowing you.

At dawn, I carried Zhou Hua Arrow, climbed over Nicholas Tse Peak, came to Zhou Xingchi, picked an Liu De flower, picked up a Zhang Baizhi, made friends with Jacky Cheung, and ate Zheng Zhong Chicken.

Kiss you a little, bite you a lot, gnaw you a big mouth, the young couple becomes a new three.

For your lover, choose someone who is as gentle as water and as sweet as honey; for your colleague, choose someone who works hard and has no temper; for your friend, choose someone who is pig-headed and dog-brained and has a runny nose

A man’s life belongs to the country, and his income is Your wife's property belongs to your children, your achievements belong to your leader, your body belongs to your lover, and only your shortcomings and mistakes belong to you.

Four ideals: level the Himalayas, walk around the solar system, tile the Great Wall, and vow to turn his wife into a fairy.

When you don’t have a girlfriend, you are a hunting dog, when you find your target, you are a lapdog, when you get it, you are a wolfdog, and when you lose it, you are a dead dog.

Xiaobai is so white and white, his ears stand up, he hears the beep of his mobile phone, he puts down the carrots and vegetables, and replies quickly to the message.

Love at first sight! Goodbye infatuation! Working hard all day long! Wanting to win your heart! Taking great pains! Thinking about it! It’s hard to reach your heart! You don’t know how to understand! So cruel! It makes me sad!

Husband, don’t be cool with me, don’t be jealous of me. When we quarrel, you have to give in, and when you get beaten, you have to stand up!

When the husband is away, the wife confesses: drink less liquor and don’t gamble; Don’t pick the wild flowers on the edge; cherish your feelings and care for your wife; only in this way can your husband be called cute!

The sufferings of a romantic man: telling lies behind his wife’s back, telling jokes when he sees his mistress, and telling lies when he sees his young lady. , friends talk nonsense together.

There are seven kinds of eggs in the world: those that are laid by chickens are called eggs, those that explode are called bombs, those who read text messages are assholes, those who laugh are idiots, those who are angry are idiots, and those who scold me are bastards. Those who don’t respond are doomed.

There are four major weirdos in today’s society: cats don’t catch mice, women don’t like to breastfeed, people become prisoners of computers, and pets replace parents.