How to make fun of an angry girlfriend?

On a hot summer day, two bananas were walking on the road.

The banana walking in front suddenly felt so hot. He said it was too hot. I want to take off my clothes.

As a result, he skinned it.

As a result, the banana in the back fell down.

Matches always like to hit the wall with their heads. One day, the match struck too hard. Everyone took it to the hospital, the doctor wrapped it in gauze, and the match became a cotton swab.

3. Once upon a time, there was a steamed bread ~ after eating a meatball ~, it became steamed bread ~ ~

Once upon a time there was a man who looked like an onion and cried when he walked.

Once upon a time, there was a man named kite who flew when he walked on the road ~

Once upon a time, there was a man named Shi who was washed away by the water one day ~

Once upon a time, an egg went to a teahouse to drink tea, but it turned into a tea egg ~

4. A polar bear had nothing to do in the Arctic, so he sat on the ice to pluck his hair ... one ... two ... three ... Finally, the polar bear shook himself and said, "It's so cold ..." Another polar bear saw it and sat on the ice to pluck his hair ... one ... two ... three. ...

When the vampire bats came back covered in blood, they were very envious. They asked him where he got so much blood. He took the bat to a big tree and asked, Do you see that big tree?

Answer: Yes.

It: Shit, I didn't see it.