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Excellent composition of funny playing table tennis

My memory is like a box, which is filled with many diamonds that record my unique experience, among which the biggest and most gorgeous is my experience of learning table tennis. When I first learned to play table tennis, I complained that I didn't have the talent in this field and couldn't play well. Later, I realized how easy it was. Watching others skillfully serve and dock, I suddenly felt a sense of excitement, which turned into a stream of blood and rushed to my forehead.

I tried to serve, but the ball flew to the opponent, but it bounced back. I went to pick it up, and the other party picked it up, and I picked it up again ... A few minutes later, reality poured cold water on me, cooling the blood on my forehead: I was defeated by my opponent 0∶ 1 1! Although this basin of cold water has cooled a stream of blood, more blood is condensing and jumping again; Another pot of cold water ... repeated battles and repeated defeats. Finally, a gratifying result is obtained: 7 pairs 1 1! Although I still lost, I found my own progress and launched an attack on my opponent with confidence. At this time, the serve and catch can be done properly, and the racket can be turned over and over flexibly at the fingertips, skillfully doing various difficult movements. Many things happen. Finally, with my unremitting efforts, I beat my opponent by 1 1: 9! At this time, I can't help but reflect on my behavior: how can I know that I can't learn well if I don't try at first? I can play well, too, can't I? Why?

The answer to all this is not confidence, but fear! If you don't try, there will be no result, which reminds me of a joke: a man has been in church every day for more than ten years and shouted to God, "God! Please let me win the lottery once! " One day, he went into the church in frustration and shouted to God. At this time, the majestic and loud voice of God came: "I want you to win the lottery, too, but you have to buy the lottery first!" " I have known this story for a long time. Why didn't I realize the truth? However, this experience of playing table tennis has opened the floodgates of my thinking and made me understand the wisdom: only by trying can I succeed. I believe that this experience of playing table tennis will be the biggest and brightest diamond in the memory box.