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How do people who have lived in Shenzhen for a long time feel?

I feel extremely happy living in Shenzhen, mainly from three aspects:

First, income and expenditure. I am retired, and my salary is twice as high as that of my mainland classmates. In addition, I don't have too complicated interpersonal relationships, and I don't have too many human contacts. In life, go to the surrounding agricultural market to buy food, laundry detergent, paper towels and other daily necessities, and you can store more at holiday discounts. In this way, the consumption is actually not high.

Second, public resources are used by me. The track of the gymnasium is open to the public free of charge. You can spend a few dollars to take Line 9 to Shenzhen Bay Park to see a large group of fish competing for the upper reaches, and then go to Ocean World to feel the excitement and excitement of young people. Take a bus to the east of Shenzhen, and you can go to Wu Tong. As long as you are willing to spend a day, there will be a youth concert at the top of the mountain, and you can bypass the road and turn to Huxian Botanical Garden. If you don't want to climb the mountain, Shenzhen 100.

Third, medical care and education. A few years ago, I spent 10 thousand yuan on minimally invasive surgery for hysteromyoma, and the reimbursement rate was 90%. I only need to pay 1000 yuan. I had root canal therapy last month, and the three treatments cost 3800 yuan. You may think it's expensive, but it's really worth a penny. Relatives in my hometown also had the same operation, and the effect was not good after she finished sewing. Her teeth were pried open and refilled a year later.

Not to mention the education, just go to a school and ask, many teachers are double 985, physics teacher in my son's class, graduate student in Tsinghua, general teacher, awesome.

I said this not to show off, but to really feel the benefits. To be honest, I don't think I have made any contribution to Shenzhen, so I try my best to be a volunteer. I escorted the children to walk on the school road after school, waved the red flag and blew the whistle. The vehicles stopped slowly and the children passed safely. No matter how big the sun is, I can't feel it.

As for sidewalk excavation, I often see it. I talked to the shopkeepers in the street shops, and their business was also affected to some extent. However, they said that the transformation is to improve the appearance of the city and improve the surrounding environment. In the long run, more people will come here to spend money in the near future.

I accidentally stayed in Shenzhen for nine years!

I remember a long time ago, chatting with friends at roadside food stalls, casserole porridge and beer, and talking about a question:

Why do so many people prefer to live in Shenzhen, a so-called big city with a monthly salary of five or six thousand yuan and a crowded subway to and from work? It took me a long time to understand this-

Because there is no better choice, and because we can't afford greater risks.

Eight years ago, I went south from the northwest countryside and came to Shenzhen.

At that time, the school was poor, the grades were poor, and the job search was not smooth.

In Xi 'an, there are many famous schools, and I want to find a place to support myself completely. I have been to job fairs.

When I was at a loss, I heard from my relatives working in Shenzhen that they were all looking for someone to work, and they went out with their backpacks without preparation for a year.

My first need for finding a job at that time was "food and shelter".

The first job was an ordinary test employee in an electronics factory. After turning positive, 2600. After working for a year, I wanted to rise to 2800, but I was rejected.

Disappointed to leave, the starting salary for the second job is 3300, and the starting salary after one year is 4300. Such a figure, in Shenzhen, where billionaires are crossing the river, even loser is not qualified.

The salary is low, the office atmosphere is not high, there are no elites around, and you will never get in touch with the upper class.

There is no need for me to stay, and people around me who are similar to me have returned to their hometown one after another.

Some people have found a low-paying job and a quiet life in their hometown capital cities, some have started their own businesses, and some have found relationships to enter the system.

Life is like a silent judge, looking at all beings silently and coldly, and reaching the same conclusion in the same way.

I have been here, like a lonely reef, watching the waves come and go.

It's not that I am determined, nor that I am content with the status quo, but that my family background is different from theirs, which makes me no way back.

The night before I went south to Shenzhen, my parents not only helped me pack my heavy luggage, but also bowed their heads and stuffed me with a note.

There are many words written on the note: thousands of aunts, tens of thousands of uncles, about a dozen, adding up to 890 thousand.

I see. This is the debt that my brother and I borrowed at school.

My brother was cheated into pyramid schemes by his classmates and has not come out yet. The children of these relatives are also waiting for money at school.

It seems that our entire small mountain village has very little money, just rotating between different families.

Now that I have a baton, it's time to repay my benefactor.

Two years before I first arrived in Shenzhen, I lived in the kissing building with the lights on during the day in the village in the city.

Go to work, work overtime, get off work, save money and pay off debts. ...

Yes, Xi 'an can also find the same job as Shenzhen, but the salary is only half that of Shenzhen;

Yes, Xi 'an may have the same opportunity to start a business as Shenzhen, but I am not the kind of person who can start a business;

Yes, my hometown is recruiting civil servants every year, but I need a relationship that can really help. ...

I'm in debt, so I can't go to many places.

So, I can only stay.

I have no better choice, which is the only reason why I have to stay.

Because of this problem, it will not change because I change places.

If you don't want to continue because of the crowded subway, low income and hard overtime, you have already seen other options.

Once you see your real situation clearly, you know where you should go.

You don't need a reason to leave, but you can stay if you stay.

It is getting better and better that none of the students interviewed in recent years need to be like what I experienced at the beginning.

-Confessions of a man who has been in Shenzhen for many years and is still in Shenzhen.

The biggest feeling is that no matter what you do, as long as the information and documents are complete, no one in the government department will get stuck and there is not much worldly wisdom. If you have a house that you don't have to pay for yourself, you don't have to get up early and get greedy in Shenzhen and live a dull life.

I am a deep second generation, but unfortunately I am not a rich second generation.

My parents came to Shenzhen to work hard after I was born in 1990, and then took me to Shenzhen to study in order not to let me stay. My parents are not as lucky as the other second-generation parents, and they have lost a lot of money in business. Fortunately, they stopped doing business later and managed to get a set of small property rights to let the family continue to develop in Shenzhen.

Tell me what it's like to be the second generation. I studied in Shenzhen since I was a child, but I lost the senior high school entrance examination to the technical school for reasons other than going to Shenzhen. Shenzhen senior high school entrance examination is more difficult than the college entrance examination.

Working in Shenzhen after graduation, whenever we talk about growing up in Shenzhen, everyone thinks that they have money at home and they have to collect rent [tears] [tears]. However, the reality is that there is only one set of self-occupied small property houses (which have already moved out to rent their own houses).

Sometimes they feel more stressed than themselves. It is said that Shenzhen can't get along, so you can go back to your hometown or your hometown's second-tier city. However, families like ours are very common in the second generation (many families around me still rent houses in Shenzhen). They don't know where to go, and their parents are limited and can't help much. Only by yourself can we continue to work hard. [sobbing]

I have been in Shenzhen for 30 years, and it's a long story.

1992, wanted to come out and earn some money, and went back to school. But when I arrived in Shenzhen, I found that I couldn't make any money at once, and my plan to go back to school fell through.

In August of that year, I came to a handicraft factory in Shenzhen Longhua Third Industrial Zone to settle down. Every day, I take advantage of the guard's inattention to enter and leave the factory gate and enter the staff dormitory with someone else's brand. There are more than ten beds in the dormitory room, and colorful curtains are hung on each bed. I hid in one of them for three days. I was embarrassed to bother others all the time, so I had to find a factory to do it first, and just to ensure that the factory could provide food and shelter, I started riding horses.

Later, I moved to Songgang and went to two or three factories before finally settling down.

One letter after another at home urged me to send money back. Every letter from my father accuses me of ignorance. Other children send money home as soon as they come out to work, and I only send a few hundred dollars back a year after I come out.

However, his old man never mentioned to me in his letter that the two notices I received at home a year ago were related to my life.

In this way, I drifted away from going home to study.

I stayed in that chemical plant for 14 years. Every day, except for overtime, I was in the dormitory, and I basically repeated my life at two o'clock and one line every day.

When it comes to feelings, those fourteen years are like living in an invisible cage. However, for their own responsibility, no matter how hard and tired they are, they have to bear it. Who told me to be reborn into such a family?

Of course, in those fourteen years, I also gained something myself. After busy work, I got a college diploma. During the SARS period, I bought a small apartment with only the right of residence, and I moved my account to Shenzhen. It is also a stopgap measure to move your hukou to Shenzhen, because there is no place to go back to your hometown. From this perspective, I would also like to thank Shenzhen for its hospitality.

Later I left the chemical plant and went to Shenzhen to find a small company. I stayed 14 years.

In May of 202 1 year, I retired.

After working in Shenzhen for nearly 30 years, it is a joke for many people not to get a pension of 3 thousand yuan.

Yes, I am from Shenzhen, but my life has little to do with the prosperity of Shenzhen, but I can't blame Shenzhen. I only blame myself for my inability and struggle when I was young, so I can only live a humble life when I am old.

Here, I want to say to some people who want to lie flat when they are young, we'd better think about whether we have the capital to lie flat. What should I do when I lie flat when I am young?

In the dull days in Shenzhen, I also have some personal feelings:

First of all, the weather here is very comfortable.

Although it is hot here in summer, it is wet and rainy, which is a little more comfortable than the dry heat in Sichuan Basin in summer. There is no wind and frost in winter. It is warm as spring all year round, and flowers bloom all year round.

Second, the relationship here is very simple.

Western families are short without three aunts and six grandmothers' parents. As long as they don't break the law, they can live as they want, and no one will interfere in your life.

Third, the living expenses of ordinary people here are not high.

If you are diligent, eat three meals a day and live an ordinary life, your consumption is not high. Of course, if you want to go out to eat a big meal every day, if you want to go out to get high every day, then you have to work hard.

Fourth, there are many parks here, and the greening is very good. There is green in the eyes all year round.

There are more than 1000 free parks in Shenzhen, which is near my home. There are two big parks and four small parks within ten minutes' walk. You can go to any park when you are free.

The medical conditions here are much better than in my hometown.

There is a big hospital within half an hour's walk and a community hospital within five minutes. Usually, just swipe your medical card for minor illnesses and pains, and you don't have to pay cash. More than 80% of hospitalization expenses for serious illness are reimbursed. Of course, if you have an incurable disease, you may have to pay more for it yourself. I think so, too. If I have an incurable disease, I don't want to treat it. It's not just about money. More importantly, I don't want to suffer.

Sixth, the traffic here is convenient.

There are buses extending in all directions within a few minutes of going out, and you can take the subway within a few minutes of going out in a year or so, even if you don't have a car, you won't feel inconvenient.

Seven, it is convenient to do things here.

It is very convenient and smooth to go through retirement procedures, whether in registered permanent residence that year or this year.

There are many volunteers here. Red vest will help you if necessary. I'm volunteering myself now.

Nine, the house price here is too high, and the rent is too expensive.

If I hadn't prepared a place for myself when I was young, I wouldn't be able to stay in Shenzhen now, because my little pension is simply not enough to pay the rent.

10. We don't pay much attention to the life of the elderly here, especially the elderly at the bottom, because we need capable young people here, high-level talents here, innovative talents here, and talents who change the world here.

When I was young, I was just a migrant worker, and I was not the talent Shenzhen needed at all. But my youth and sweat are spilled here. Now that I am old, I can only stay in Shenzhen, because I have nowhere else to go.

I live in Shenzhen now, and all my children are registered in Shenzhen. Because of social security reasons, I still keep my original account. I have been in Shenzhen for more than ten years, and I can't go back. In fact, Shenzhen is not as high as some people describe, and the high housing prices are well known, but the cost of living is not lower than that of second-and third-tier cities. If you pay attention to saving, the cost of living is not high. Of course, if you don't have your own house in Shenzhen, I'm afraid you need to make more efforts to get a foothold here. The house is too expensive. If you don't have the ability to buy a house, it takes courage, wisdom and more efforts to settle in Shenzhen.

After staying in Shenzhen for more than ten years, I was full of novelty at first, but later I felt more and more wrong, because as I grew older, I found that I no longer liked shopping malls and accompanying guests, especially the park bookstore on weekends, hoping to be quiet, but I couldn't escape vulgarity! I feel like I live under a mask! Friends have also become vulgar with the times, and in a few words, they can't escape the vulgar topic of house investment! I can't go home. After all, the circle is in Guangdong. Go to Cheng Nan, Dongguan, find a quiet place, set up camp, reduce all unnecessary entertainment and pressure, concentrate on your hobbies, read books, raise fish, grow flowers, take a walk, fish and draw pictures, visit Dongguan International Trade Center on weekends, and occasionally take the high-speed rail intercity track to visit international metropolises. Finally, I got rid of the arrogance of those customers worth 100 million yuan and got rid of having a suite. There are also young brothers who are sometimes depressed and sometimes high-spirited, and finally feel the difference between life and life. Facing Shenzhen, I still like Shenzhen more than ten years ago, full of vitality, dreams and all the unknowns! Like an innocent girl, Shenzhen is like a young woman with jewels! Maybe in a few years, Shenzhen will be as charming, humble and respectful as a woman in her forties, emitting the breath and wisdom of an older woman. I hope so!

No skills, no education, an out-and-out ordinary part-time job

I have been in Shenzhen for almost 30 years, and my salary, materials, rent and water and electricity have all gone up. A rising tide lifts all boats, and sheep can never outrun wolves, except for the moonlight in August.

What impressed me most when I came to Shenzhen is that Shenzhen is a beautiful and developed first-tier city. It is a paradise and an ideal holy land for the development of highly educated and cutting-edge technical talents. The future is boundless, and the light is infinite!

If you are an ordinary migrant worker, you can earn about 3000 yuan a month and work for a lifetime. Buying a house in Shenzhen is Conan's dream, which is more difficult than going to heaven.

Looking back: Shenzhen is my home, and construction depends on everyone.

Nowadays: Shenzhen is my home: creation depends on everyone.

At that time: Welcome to Shenzhen!

Nowadays: if you come, it will be from Shenzhen! Kind and touching!

I like it best for two things. First, no comparison with others, no exclusion. Everyone is a foreigner, and no one looks down on anyone. They dress very low-key. Second, going out to do things is generally fair. I feel that the way of thinking of Shenzhen people when they encounter difficulties is very different from that of other places. When people in Shenzhen are in trouble, what they think is, I'll find out what to do and then follow the rules and procedures. In other places, I will look for someone and ask others for help. I am a person who doesn't like interpersonal relationships, so I like Shenzhen best. I don't need to ask. My friends and relatives in the whole city know nothing about it.

I came to Shenzhen with my parents in the late 1980s and lived in Shenzhen for 30 years. It's a long story

I studied in Shenzhen and went to different schools. The feeling is that schools and classes with many local people are basically difficult to integrate. On the one hand, they can speak Cantonese and Mandarin, but I can't, so language becomes the door. Both middle schools and universities are studying in Shenzhen. The quality of education in Shenzhen is uneven, and its comprehensive competitiveness is not the first among major cities in China.

Working after graduation, having a Shenzhen hukou and living in Shenzhen for many years, these two things have no influence if they are not civil servants and teachers. Shenzhen enterprises see your ability to make money for him, and Shenzhen hukou is not very helpful.

After living in Shenzhen for many years, I feel that the city of Shenzhen has not given too many concessions to the old residents. If you are not enterprising and want to be comfortable, then the city will not give you such a life just because you have stayed here for a long time.

This is a young, energetic and profitable city. If you want to live a comfortable and stable life, it may be a little different from the tonality of this city. Life will be a little lost and the city will be derailed. Shenzhen is a city suitable for making money and starting a business, not a city with a perfect happiness index suitable for life and IKEA.