Ask mobile customer service for a funny conversation.

"Hello, I want to ask a question." "Go ahead!" "I have another card, which was eaten by my cat. Can it still be used? " "Then you can only try it on your mobile phone. If not, you can only change your card in the mobile business hall! " "No, you tell me in advance whether it can still be used. If I can, I will kill my cat and get a card. Kill the cat if you can't use it, and waste a cat in my house, right? " "hello! In that case, I advise you not to kill him. I suggest you take your ID card to the business hall to make up a card. " "The problem is that my card is 150, and my cat spent 30 yuan on it." "But if you make up a card, it will be 40 yuan." "reissue the card?" "Yes, the quantity remains the same." "No change?" "Yes, go to the mobile business hall, get your ID card and fill in the original number. If you change another card, the card will not be needed. " "Do you think my cat will have any adverse reactions?" "hello! I'm not sure about this, so you need to take the cat to the doctor. " "That colleague of yours just now ..." "Hello, I'm sorry, you dialed the mobile phone service information desk 1860. As for cats, we can't help you here. " "My cat is called M-Zone." "Yes, that, that won't do either." "Then why not? I named her M-Zone. " "Even if his name is Jay Chou, there is no way to help you deal with this matter. That's for you to see. Then if there is a problem with your card, we can solve it for you in Dongying Business Hall and 1860. Then we certainly can't solve it for you. " "The problem is that it is a mobile card." "Hello, sir, do you think this makes sense?" "No, I'm just very strange. What do you mean? " "I don't mean anything. What do you think you mean? " "Then you say that this cat is special ..." (a little excited) "Don't worry, speak slowly." "..." "drink some water first." "Where's the cat? We certainly can't help you here. " "I know you can't handle this matter, I just want you to give me some advice. What should I do now? " "Then I can suggest that you take your ID card to the mobile business hall to apply for a replacement card." "Then you have to consider the cat." "There's nothing I can do about that cat, so I can't do it here." "Hello, I can't help you here, just send the cat to the pet hospital or something, that's what you have to deal with in the future." "Why don't you tell me your phone number and I'll call him?" "Hello, do you think 1860 may have his phone number?" "Aren't you partners?" "Then we don't have his phone number here." "You must have." "Hello, I'm sorry." "This is a lie. You still lie to such a beautiful little girl? " "Do you have any other business to consult?" "yes." "Go ahead!" What about my cat? "Hello, if you repeat this question, I can't answer you." "Then I won't repeat. What should I do with this card? " "Just go to the mobile business hall to apply for a replacement card." "Take the cat away and let him dissect it for me. Take out the card? " "..." "Really?" "Hey, do you think this is possible? Will the staff of the mobile business hall do this for you? " "Then you say, I'm in a hurry. Now the first is that the card is not needed, and the second is that the cat is afraid of choking. " "Hello, in that case, you can take it ..." "You don't have to always be hello, just' hello, hello'. I am very embarrassed to hear this. " "To show our respect for you, we can't say that." "I'm a rotten person, you don't have to respect me. Nothing, say. " "There is no other way. If you have no other questions, please hang up. " "You still let me hang up. What is your service attitude? " "Hello, I just said what I should have said to you ..." "I tell you, this is entirely your responsibility. Who made your card so beautiful that the cat ate it, right? " "Hello, you didn't take good care of the cat, so shall we take care of everything else he wants to eat?" "Nothing is more beautiful than this card, you know? Who told you to make the card so beautiful? It's all your fault. " "Then you can make it look bad." "Cut it with scissors?" "Hello, I hope you don't mention this kind of thing to me again, ok?" "Then what are you talking about? I'll ask you this question now, and I won't ask you any other questions, will I? The problem now is that your card is so beautiful that my cat took a fancy to it and accidentally ate it. " "No matter where you go, no matter which business hall you go to, can the business hall help you solve this problem?" "Business hall can solve I won't call you. I'll call you if the business hall can't solve it. " "Then 1860 will definitely not solve the problem for you." "If you can't solve the problem, why go to the information desk?" "hello! It is not that we can't solve the problem, so we can't solve your problem. " "You just try your best to solve the customer's problem. Can't say simple questions, who will leave the difficult questions? It is impossible for me to connect with Unicom. No matter how simple or difficult, it must be solved. I am your consumer. To put it bluntly, it is your god, right? You are not a god, and you are not a god now. What do you want? " "Hello, first of all, we have to have a reason to solve the problem." "Don't say hello to me again." "Let's solve the problem is to have a degree, right? Then your current problem is not within our scope, and we can't help you solve it. " "You? Is there anything in your rules and regulations that doesn't solve the problem of cats eating cards? " "Yes, I haven't." "That's right. If you want to write, I won't ask you. If you don't write, you have to solve it for me. " "Then you take your cat to the mobile business hall ..." "The mobile business hall is not as good as you. I mean, come and see or I'll find you. " "We don't need to come here. What problems we solve are all through the business hall. " "Which business hall do you want me to go to?" There are too many thieves in the business hall. I'm afraid of stealing my cat. "Then you can go to the business hall nearby." "I'll go, that woman's attitude is fiercer than yours." "If he doesn't solve this problem for you, first take your ID card to the mobile business hall to apply for a replacement card. This is what we can do. " "My cat has no ID card." "Hello, do you want to make up the card or the cat?" "I'll give it ... I didn't ask for a replacement card now. What should I do with my cat now? " "Hey, what the cat does is none of our business." "Your card is in my stomach. How can I say it has nothing to do with you? " "The card you let him eat has nothing to do with us." "Am I ill? I feed it cat food. Do I still feed it a card? " "Of course we don't know how it got in, so you can't blame the mobile company, can you?" "I'm not pushing it to a mobile company. The problem is that he ate your card, right? Now it is obvious that he has a mobile card in his stomach, not a Unicom card, right? This fact already exists. " "So even if it eats a mobile card, will it be responsible for moving?" "Not responsible, you give me a solution, I didn't let you be responsible. It's good to solve it. Let's all be friendly. It's good to solve it. If you can't solve it, you will be responsible. " "Hello, sir, first of all, you are not in a problem-solving attitude now." "Why am I not a problem-solving attitude? I took the cat to the business hall. It's impossible, isn't it? I complained to her about the poor attitude of the business hall. I didn't see her brand clearly, and I didn't know his name. You said that your service attitude had a bad influence on me. " "hello! Emotion and reason cannot solve you on our side. You take your ID card to reissue it, but he won't reissue it for you. This must be his fault, and we will definitely deal with it seriously. But if the cat is special, there is definitely no way to solve it here, and it makes sense everywhere. " "Now you think my cat is definitely not as valuable as your card, but in my opinion, my cat is more valuable than your card. Let's look at this problem from different angles. Your card can profit from your creation, and my cat will definitely not profit for you. " "Don't always put cards ... it doesn't matter if I make up the cards now. My key is what about the cat? " Hello! Why did the cat eat your card? I must have mismanaged myself. In other words, this cat ... ""I put the card on the table and it ate it by itself. Who do you blame? Blame the table, blame me, blame the card, blame the cat? ""So you are looking for a mobile company because it is a mobile company card? " "Yes, if it is Unicom card, I will call Unicom. Right? Of course I won't look for you. " "There is no way to help you solve it." "That you can't solve the problem, you can close the door, you can't even solve this problem? You can't say that you will shirk when you encounter problems, and solve them when you encounter simple problems. " "Hello, we can solve reasonable problems, but what about unreasonable problems ..." "I'm not unreasonable. My cat ate a mobile card to call you, and you didn't care. Who do you think this is? " "Then you can go to the mobile business hall? We can't solve it here. " "I went to, the somebody else there. Why don't you call your chairman and tell me his phone number, and I'll call him. What is the number of your complaints? " "We don't have it, 1860 is acceptable." "accept? It means you push me, right? " "Hello, I'm not pushing you. If you think my explanation is unreasonable, I can reflect this problem to my superiors. " "Then call your superior leader." "Then you can only leave your contact information now, and we will give it to you ..." "I don't have contact information, and the card was eaten by the cat. Where can I leave my contact information? " "You can do it now." "You put your mobile phone in the cat's stomach, can I answer it?" "Hey, that you are not making a phone call now? You can still call, right? " "I can only answer, I can't call." "Well, answer is enough. We will call you! " "I don't believe what you said. I have doubts about you now. Next, I'm going to change the Unicom card. I'm telling you, you're missing a customer. Don't think that it doesn't matter if one is missing. We have many customers in China. I don't think so. Your customers are also accumulated one by one, not so many at once. If you lose one, you lose one. " "Hello, I have no other meaning. In other words, if you disagree with my explanation, I can only do so much, right? " "Wait a minute. What education have you received? " "My education has nothing to do with our business." "Can you say something? Is it an undergraduate or a junior college? " "I don't need to answer, because now we are talking about business." "Well, your affairs are not handled well now, so don't call the leader ..." "Hello, it's not that I don't call. Please leave your contact information, and our leader will call you back because we ... ""I have plenty of time now, and my cat is ready to be sent to the crematorium. I can't wait, you know? ""Tell him to call me when he gets to the crematorium. " "Now, I can only say that I hung up and went to see him." "Don't hang up, go to him now! I'll pay the phone bill. Of course, this is a free call, right? " "Yes!" "I'll wait for free." "I can't reach him now ..." "Can't you stand up?" "Hello, I need to tell her in the past that our leader handles things and he also needs a user reply. He will call you back after I tell him. " "Someone told you that a big mobile company is just a leader." "There must be several leaders, and there are also several managers on duty. They can't all be here ... ""My life is at stake. Who do you think is important? " "Hello, then I will reflect your problem to her later, and she will definitely help you deal with it." "Come on, I'll wait for you. How long do you think it will take? " "In the future, as soon as possible!" "As soon as possible? Is 2 seconds enough? " "As soon as possible, I can only say as soon as possible! "