Fairy tales to coax your girlfriend to sleep

Coaxing your girlfriend to sleep fairy tale 1

The eight-year-old little knight is very distressed now.

Because the king assigned him to take personal care of his precious daughter, the little princess who no one in the palace was not afraid of.

The five-year-old little princess has already initially revealed the temperament of a tyrant.

In addition to loving to harm others, you also love to harm others.

The Little Knight has only been in office for five days.

On the first day, I was hit on my foot by a vase, on the second day, I fell into the river, on the third day, I fell into the river, and on the fourth day, I fell into the river.

In addition to having a headache every day, the little knight also suffers from pain in his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys.

Little Knight: "Princess, you can't climb trees while wearing a skirt."

Little Knight: "Princess, you can't even take off your skirt! Put it on quickly!"

< p> The little knight: "Princess, that is a hornet's nest."

The little knight: "Princess, wait for me! Don't run so fast!"

So he was stung. The little knight of Bao ended the day's work exhausted both physically and mentally.

When the little knight was lying on the bed thinking about whether to change his job, he suddenly saw a thin figure flashing past the window illuminated by candlelight.

The little knight went out and looked at the medicine on the ground and the little girl who ran so panicked that she almost fell down.

The little knight smiled and continued to do his job contentedly.

The little knight: "Princess, did you take the medicine yesterday so that I could help you poke the hornet's nest today?"

The little knight stood under the tree and began to worry about his liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys again. pain.

Little Knight: "Princess, that is the king's favorite flower."

Little Knight: "Princess, you can't pull it."

Little Knight : "Princess, you can't even eat it! Spit it out!"

The little knight looked at the chewed flowers on the ground and wanted to cry.

He had no choice but to whistle innocently while the king blew his beard and stared.

But the king caught him anyway.

When the little knight felt panicked and helpless, a thin figure blocked his path, and the little knight suddenly felt soft.

Little Knight: "King, don't listen to the princess, she didn't do it."

Little Knight: "King, I did it, not the princess."

The little knight: "Princess, according to the script, shouldn't you be the one to continue robbing her?"

The little knight looked at the innocent-looking little girl next to him.

I started to think about whether I should change my job again.

Thankfully the king is kind.

In order to repay the king, the little knight decided to stick to this job.

So the two of them grew up slowly together.

When the little knight was fifteen years old, he finally got rid of the small characters.

Knight: "Princess, learn court etiquette."

Knight: "Princess, that's not how you hold a knife."

Knight: "Princess, just Not even with a fork."

Knight: "Princess, don't touch it with your hands!"

So the knight's first knight uniform has two extra oils on it. Mudra.

After all, his princess is no different from when she was little.

What has not changed for the knight is that he still has headaches and pain in his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys every day.

Knight: "Princess, you should be studying hard now."

Knight: "Princess, you are not old enough to come to the dance."

Knight: " Princess, that’s a kiss, done to the person you like.”

Suddenly, the knight felt something soft touch his left cheek.

The knight was stunned and looked at the princess looking for delicious food.

The knight's eyes became extremely gentle, and he reached out to touch his left cheek.

Knight: "Princess, please don't wipe your mouth with my face after eating."

I knew it was like this, and it was super unnecessary to be moved.

The knight thought as he wiped the oil on his left face.

When the knight came of age at the age of eighteen, the princess was already fifteen.

The king held banquets and dances.

In fact, to put it bluntly, it is a blind date conference.

The person who arranged to meet today seems to be the handsome prince from a neighboring country.

Knight: "Princess, please wear a grand dress today."

Knight: "Princess, today is the first time you have met him."

Knight: "Princess, there is nothing to pay attention to. Just say less."

It was the first time for the knight to see such a beautifully dressed princess.

But he could only watch the quiet princess walking towards other men from a distance from behind.

The knight sighed, but before he could feel sentimental.

The princess came back with her high heels.

The knight heard about it later.

His princess stumbled on her high heels and knocked the prince of a neighboring country into the river.

The knight smiled but suddenly thought.

When the princess twirled in high heels for him in the morning, it was obvious that she was walking very steadily.

Sure enough, what is supposed to come in every fairy tale finally comes.

A giant dragon attacked their palace.

The knight pressed his bleeding wound while covering the princess.

Knight: "Princess, please leave quickly."

Knight: "Princess, now is not the time for you to think about which pets to take."

Knight: "Princess "How cute is that dragon?"

The dragon turned around and rushed toward them.

Knight: "Princess, it is here to steal your heart, please leave quickly."

Knight: "Princess, don't stand in front of me. Come back."

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The dragon's claws originally grabbed the knight but caught the princess who suddenly rushed out.

The dragon flew away with the princess.

The knight suddenly missed the princess who used to cheat his teammates.

The king was anxious, so the knight and a group of people got weapons and food and set out to rescue the princess.

The dragon is indeed a dragon.

The place where I live is very difficult.

The knight overcame thorns and thorns, climbed over mountains and crossed rivers, and was about to reach heaven and earth.

The knight who almost lost his life many times finally arrived in front of the dragon's castle with his body covered with bruises.

He entered the castle cautiously, worrying about looking for the princess who was not sure whether she was still alive.

Then he opened the door behind the castle.

Knight: "Princess, get off the dragon's neck quickly."

Knight: "Princess, dragons can't eat it, it doesn't taste good."

Knight: "Princess, you are not here for a trip. Come back with me quickly."

Knight: "Mr. Dragon, please stop crying. You are so polite and don't thank me."

Knight: "Mr. Dragon, thank you for your kindness, but there is no need for you to see us off. Oh, you want us to leave quickly."

The knight covered his aching head. He was really the first For a moment, I felt that he was not here to save the princess, but to save the dragon.

Knight: "King, the credit cannot be attributed to me."

Knight: "King, I cannot ask for so much gold and silver."

Knight: "King, I really can't have it, huh? Wait a minute, what did you say? You said you would marry the princess to me?"

Knight: "Princess, you are not marrying me, I am marrying you. ”

The knight felt as if he had been dreaming for so many years.

He watched the princess grow up little by little, her feelings sprout little by little, and finally blossom and bear fruit.

On the day of their wedding, the knight looked at the gentle princess and was extremely happy.

Knight: "Princess, I don't wear the wedding dress, you wear it."

Knight: "Princess, if you insist on me wearing it, I can't wear it either."

Knight: "Not even a specially made large one."

As expected, I was overthinking the gentleness and all that.

The knight’s heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys began to hurt again. Fairy tale of coaxing his girlfriend to sleep 2

The Pig King felt that his lips were too thick, so every time he took a picture, he would try to cover his mouth. The main part of taking pictures is the face, and the mouth happens to be on the face. It’s really a big problem for photographers to focus on the face but not the mouth.

The Pig King has replaced countless photographers.

The photo that pleased King Pig the most was conceived and laid out like this: King Pig was reading a book, and the book blocked King Pig’s mouth just right. The Pig King’s beautiful eyes are prominently reflected in the photos. Pig King's eyes are born with three eyelids - double eyelids plus one. Double eyelids are very popular in the world, but how many people would not hesitate to go under the knife and use force to obtain double eyelids? The Pig King designated this photo as the standard portrait of his leader and hung it in every household of the Pig family.

On this day, the staff presented a newspaper to the Pig King.

Newspaper reports: Thick lips have become a new beauty trend today. Women are thickening their lips. They ask beauticians to inject a liquid called "glue source" into their lips to make them thicker. It is also reported that single eyelids have recently become popular among the world.

The Pig King urgently sends a message to the photographer.

The photographer quickly entered the palace carrying various photographic equipment.

The Pig King ordered the portrait of his leader to be re-photographed.

The requirement is to protrude the mouth and cover the eyes.

The photographer put a pair of sunglasses on King Pig and used light to highlight the thickness of King Pig’s lips.

The Pig King was very satisfied with his new leader's portrait. He ordered his staff to go to thousands of households to replace his leader's portrait, and also asked that all his old leader's portraits be destroyed.

An aide suggested that the old portrait of the Pig King be preserved. He believed that thin lips and multi-layered eyelids would be fashionable again in the world in a few years. He also said that the creatures on the earth were tossing back and forth in this way. Play to gain the joy of life.

The advice from his staff made the Pig King fall into deep thought, and he suddenly felt that this was not life. The real joy of life is not to follow the crowd.

The Pig King decided to take a nude portrait, exposing every part of his body, whether ugly or beautiful (not to mention that if you are ugly today, you will be beautiful tomorrow, and if you are beautiful today, you will be ugly tomorrow). You are yourself. Respond to all changes by remaining unchanged.

When the photographer pressed the shutter, the Pig King felt happy.

This photo was designated by the Pig King as his standard leader portrait, and was distributed to all the pig family families.

It is said that this is the greatest leader statue on earth. Fairy tale of coaxing your girlfriend to sleep 3

Brother Rat loves popsicles the most, so everyone calls him Brother Rat with Popsicles. Mother Mouse went to her grandmother's house and prepared a lot of bread and popsicles for Brother Popsicle Mouse so that he could eat them when he was hungry. The weather was really hot, so I ate some popsicles that cooled my heart and lay on the soft bread chair. Brother Rat came up with a good way to relieve the fever. So it huffed and puffed and made a bed of bread, made pillows of chocolate and put them in the refrigerator. In this way, Little Rat can lie comfortably on the bread bed and eat popsicles. The little mouse ate the popsicles with relish, delighted with his clever idea. When it is full, it falls asleep happily.

This sleep turned it into a real popsicle mouse. Mother mouse was happy when she came back. She opened the refrigerator and wanted to eat popsicles, but there was nothing inside except a big ice cube. Mother Mouse thought: "This must be Brother Mouse's fault again (thinking it was the ice cubes made by Brother Mouse)." So, she threw the Popsicle Mouse Brother into the toilet with a "pop" sound. The poor little mouse was washed into the sewer, all the ice on his body melted, and the little mouse was shivering from the cold. At this time, the bread bed became a bread boat, carrying the little mouse and floating into the sea. "Wow, there is a small island in front of you, there is a small island." The little mouse jumped up excitedly. Drive there quickly. Due to its excessive speed, the bread boat crashed into a hole on the island and became unable to move.

The little mouse was about to get off the boat, but when he opened his eyes, he saw that this was not an island, but a whale. The bread boat was firmly blocked in the whale's nostrils. The little mouse panicked, clung to the bread boat and started crying. His cries scared the whale awake. The whale exhaled with all his strength. Little Rat and Bread were sprayed onto the beach at the seaside. The little mouse was hungry and tired. He took out his cell phone and wanted to call his mother, but the cell phone didn't work.

What should I do if I can't contact Mother Mouse and have no money? Brother Mouse thought and thought, thinking of popsicles and thinking that the bread bed had turned into a bread boat. So he shouted: "Yes, can't we turn the bread boat into a van and drive it home?" So the little mouse found two old small wheels, then installed them on the soap bread, and then put them on A steering wheel and a van are ready. So the little mouse drove the van home happily. Fairy tale to coax your girlfriend to sleep 4

Migu never runs wild with other calves. She only likes to sit quietly under the tree and smell the flowers.

Migu likes apple trees the most. She still remembers that in spring, this tree was full of the most fragrant white flowers.

Now, it is autumn. Migu walked for a long time but could not find a flower.

But she found a strange thing in the grass, red and round...

Maybe it was a ball, which would jump if touched lightly. Get up...

Perhaps, it is a lamp that will shine like a star at night, lighting up Migu's way home...

Maybe, it is a lifebuoy that can Hold it and swim in the pond...

Maybe it is a jar filled with sweet milk...

Maybe it is a house with many little ones living in it. The calf...

Perhaps, it is a big monster, and it will open its mouth soon and eat Migu...

Migu heard the monster "clucking" and laughing. No, it wasn't a monster that was laughing, it was a calf as big as her.

"Can I try this apple?" the calf asked Migu.

It turns out that this is an apple.

The two calves finished the apples together, and then sat together under the tree, chatting about their favorite flowers and smelling the smell of the apples. Fairy Tales to Coax Your Girlfriend to Sleep 5

A long time ago, in a shabby, old and sparsely populated ancient town, there lived a girl who was as beautiful as a fairy but dressed like a beggar.

Her name is Liuli Shaner. Because she wears old clothes and lives in a shabby place, she has become what people call a "rag-tag lady" over time.

Liuli Shaner has a unique skill: whatever she says, things will happen.

Considered people regarded this unbelievable incident as a joke and spread it throughout the palace, causing uproar and uproar.

The dynasty at that time was a world where the emperor's hands were stained with blood. The mediocre emperor was unruly, extravagant and lewd. He was a notorious money-grubber. He was so cruel and cruel that he could not even possess the whole world. Knowing that he is satisfied, he searches for fats and oils from the people everywhere, making the lives of the common people in the current dynasty miserable.

The incompetent emperor learned that there was a treasure among the people, so he launched a nationwide search and issued a death order, saying: "If you can't find the girl, everyone will come forward to see her." Even if there are people from the palace Thousands of troops were mobilized to search for him. Even if someone knew the route to the ancient town, nothing could be gained after three days and nights of searching. The incompetent emperor Long Yan was furious and hanged thousands of soldiers on the spot.

The large-scale manhunt continued. A week later, Liulishan'er entered the sinister palace alone...

Looking at the girl's face, the emperor salivated. She looked up and down at the shabby clothes she was wearing before she came to her senses.

The emperor stood up and walked to Liuli: "Are you the legendary tattered lady?" The emperor smiled sinisterly.

"Yes." Liulishan'er said with a smile.

"I heard that you are very powerful, can you turn it into a pile of gold..."

"No problem, the emperor can turn it into gold." As soon as he finished speaking, there was a hiss, and the main hall of the palace There is one less emperor and more gold. The guards in the main hall were all panic-stricken, and they all fell down and worshiped the fairy in their eyes. At this moment, a graceful, fresh and handsome man came from the corner of the hall. All the guards were in chaos because of the unbelievable incident just now. They were so frightened that they all fell to their knees on the ground, unable to see Prince Coselle who was walking toward the hall. At this time, Liuli Shan'er's face suddenly turned red. She didn't know what attracted her to the man in front of her, and she kept staring.

Although he had a fatuous and incompetent father, Cosele was a good man with both ability and political integrity. He often comforted the refugees in the city and was a prince who was highly praised by people. Looking at the uniquely dressed and beautiful woman in front of him, Coselle's heart seemed to move a little.

"I am Coselle, do you know the girl's name?" the prince asked.

"My name is Liuli Shan'er, and people call me Miss Tattered." Her voice was very gentle and touching.

"Why Miss Tattered?" the prince asked curiously.

"Because my clothes are old and my house is shabby, I got this nickname." Hearing Liuli Shan'er's answer, Coselle was moved to a kind heart. He secretly made a decision in his heart: he must keep this girl living in the palace as his bride.

A year later, the two of them held a grand wedding in the palace. The "rag-tag lady" that people call her becomes the queen of a country.

Shortly after the marriage, Liuli Shaner explained everything to the emperor clearly. Although Cosele was very surprised, he knew how to cherish his queen even more.

It turns out that Coselle’s father had been killed by traitors five years ago, and there was another person who turned into gold in the palace hall a year ago. Liuli Shan'er is actually a princess from a foreign country. The reason why she has a disguise is because she wants to find the kindest person in the world. The miracle seen in the guard's eyes was actually not real, but Liuli Shan'er accidentally obtained a gemstone that could satisfy the three things she said verbally. And from the moment Liuli Shaner saw Kesele, she knew that the destined person was right in front of her.

From then on, the love story of Liuli Shaner and Kesele became famous in history. Fairy tale to coax your girlfriend to sleep 6

As we all know, little penguins are hatched by their father. In the ice and snow of Antarctica, the father penguin stands. Under the white belly of the penguin father, there is a piece of soft folded skin. Behind the folded skin is like a warm little house, with a little penguin baby hidden inside.

Suddenly, the baby’s little head popped out from under the father’s white folded skin. For the first time he happily admired the world. The little penguin took a deep breath of the cold but fresh air, and turned his little head in a circle. Ah, what a beautiful world!

"Oh, this day, how beautiful the sky is!" the little penguin exclaimed in surprise. "This is a blue sky!" Dad told him. "Oh, this land, the colors of this land are so beautiful!" The little penguin swayed in surprise. "This is white ice and snow!" Dad told him.

"Is this world made up of blue sky and white earth?" the little penguin looked at his father in surprise and asked. The penguin father patiently told the baby: "When you look at the world from under my belly, you can only see the blue sky and the white earth. When you grow up and go out to explore with the ice cubes, you can also see the green." Trees, red flowers and seven-color rainbows, the world is very big and very beautiful..."