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Why do those past things always come to my mind?

1. I once went to a meeting at a foreign airport, so I drove because I had to come back the same day. She eats oranges in the car.

Jiajia: Do you eat?

Me: I don't like sour food, thank you.

Jia Jia: Old sweet, not sour.

Me: You eat. Eat more if it tastes good.

As a result, she peeled an orange and began to feed it into my mouth. At that time, I thought this move was particularly abrupt and inappropriate. So I refused. I reminded you half jokingly: "this way, it is a gesture of love for young people like you." I'm not fit. You give it to me and I'll do it myself. " Maybe she felt embarrassed, too, and began to silence each other along the way.

In the next six months or so, because of this project, I often need to travel together, either on business or on the way. Most of the time it's me and her, and occasionally there are colleagues together. She is lively, enthusiastic and careful, and she can manage many things well. I didn't know my evaluation in their secretarial section until I learned a certain degree. She told me that all eight secretaries in their secretarial department are women, so they are more gossipy. A secretary I worked with at the beginning gave me a boring, serious and boring evaluation when she came back. They think I should be an airborne unit with connections. After all, people with LEV are much older than me, and they are all glib.

When she was assigned to cooperate with me for the first time, she said she was not willing. I asked her why, and she said, I don't know, and after listening to it, the first secretary had a bad impression on my intuition, saying that she had observed me later and felt that I didn't like to laugh, was serious and might be difficult to get along with. I also feel quite coke after listening to it. A few years ago, this evaluation could not have appeared on me.

I asked her, what about now? She said it has changed, a lot. Easy to get along with, and her heart is very thin, gentle and mature ... she looks good. After this topic, I actually don't want to answer. She told me that colleagues in the secretariat would often gossip together and gossip about various topics of our managers at the same level, but seldom talk about me because I really have nothing to say. She told me that it would take advantage for others to take the secretary on a business trip. I can understand that. After all, you are all young and beautiful, and it is normal for others to have ideas about you. She suddenly asked me, so you didn't bother me. Am I the ugliest one handled by the secretary?

I really don't want to answer such a question, I can only laugh. She said, what are you laughing at? When I say nothing, you just feel ugly.

This may upset her. She hasn't spoken for a long time. I didn't explain anything.

Later, she asked for my WeChat. After a while, she asked me why your WeChat circle of friends was all white, but you sent some. I said I had nothing to say there. She said, you are so boring. I said I was a boring person. Two days later, I went to WeChat and saw a message from her: Obviously it is not an antique, why do you have to put yourself in a cultural relic? . .

Because of a lot of business trips, sometimes when I return to the office, I will find some small things on the table and the flowers are well taken care of. I asked my aunt and said that Jia from the Secretariat had come to the meeting, so I cleaned it up for you. I really didn't think much at that time. I suddenly remembered that she said that my WeChat circle was empty, so I took a photo and sent it to my circle of friends. You are very lucky. You have prospered for so long.

Things in the world are most afraid of taking the initiative, especially feelings. If everyone is a passive person like me, maybe there will be fewer people on this earth. But Jia Jia is a passionate person. She is different from me. I first knew her feelings for me when I was on a business trip to Indonesia. A ***5 colleagues together. After three days of meeting, everyone was exhausted. I booked an overnight return flight. Everyone else wants to stay for a few days. I really didn't want to stay, so I flew back to Beijing overnight. The next night 1 1, she sent me a short message: What are you doing? I said, working overtime in the office. She sent another message: Don't always be so dedicated, but pay attention to your health. After reading it, I thought about it. Indeed, let's get off work. So I replied to her: thank you for your concern, then I will get off work. She quickly replied: Are you going to get off work? Then pick me up. The queue at T3 was very long, and I didn't eat. Boss, please treat me to a snack. Only then did I know that she didn't stay in Indonesia any longer and had flown back.

I met her at the boarding gate and asked her what she wanted to eat. She said she didn't know, and she wasn't hungry to see you. I thought this was a joke. I didn't answer. I said I'll decide. Can I eat spicy food? She said: You are from Wuhan. Do you think all people in the world can eat spicy food? I smiled and said, I just haven't eaten spicy food for a long time, and suddenly I want to eat it. She said, well, I lay down my life for my boss. At that time, there was a Hunan restaurant named Liu Qian in Beijing, which was delicious. I liked it very much and went there. The owner of that place and I know each other, and we haven't related the store yet.

I ate late that night. She can't eat spicy food, and I'm hungry, so basically she's talking and I'm eating. For a moment, I suddenly felt a long-lost warmth. Listen to her chatter about her return from Indonesia and her insistence on learning Wuhan dialect with my northeast accent. I suddenly feel very relaxed, but subconsciously I feel very nervous. This feeling is not good and needs to be cut off.