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Girls are playful and cute in short sentences. Super attractive and cute sentences.

1. Recently I read the news that it is dangerous to play with mobile phones while walking, which scared me so much that I quickly ran to play.

2. The good-looking collarbones are the same and the interesting belly bounces around.

3. The weather is very hot and I want to find someone to have a cold war with.

4. Don’t always be hot and cold to me, otherwise I’m afraid of catching a cold.

5. Don’t go around shouting that the world has abandoned you. The world does not belong to you in the first place.

6. Everyone is working hard, but I am still lying in bed anxiously playing with my mobile phone.

7. Girls who love to smile are more likely to develop eye wrinkles, dry lines, fine lines, and crow’s feet than others.

8. On the top of the mountain, there are two foxtail grasses, which are the gentle eyelashes of the sun.

9. When you come to this world, you want to look at the sun and walk on the street with your sweetheart.

10. The shop selling soy milk is steaming. The sun has become slower in the past. Cars, horses, and mail are all slower. There is only enough time to love one person in a lifetime.

11. I am grateful for all the encounters and companionships

12. My eyes are sunny and my smile is magnanimous

13. My favorite month of the year is February As for the month, I only need to be single for 28 days this month.

14. Don’t be a child when you need to grow up

15. May all the beauty and warmth come as promised

16. Wake up every morning and see the sunshine With you all. This is the future I want.

17. Time will tell us that simple love is the longest lasting; companionship in the ordinary is the most peaceful; people who understand you are the warmest.

18. The glass is clear and the oranges are brilliant.

19. The shop selling soy milk is steaming. The sun has become slower in the past. Cars, horses, and mail are all slower. There is only enough time to love one person in a lifetime.

20. Sometimes I feel that I have become ugly, so I take out my ID card and see that I am worrying too much

21. Walk your own way in someone else’s shoes and let others find it.

22. Coca-Cola needs ice, love me needs to be heartfelt

23. I don’t want to be affectionate, I just want money and you

24. Duan Xia The scattered colors, the reflection of the setting sun, the cloud peaks in the sky, and several flowers leaning on each other.

25. I imagine that all charming people are doted on, and this is the secret of their appeal.

26. Don’t worry about old age, you will be very cute when you are old.

27. When you come to the world, you want to look at the sun and walk on the street with your sweetheart.

28. I bring delicious food every day, everyone can eat it, you can finish it.

29. Don’t worry about old age, you will be very cute when you are old .

30. I just did my homework for five minutes, and my phone got jealous, so I coaxed it for two hours.

31. There is nothing valuable in my house, and I am the only one who can afford it. Naughty and cute quotes from girls. Naughty and cute quotes from girls.

1. Recently I read the news that it is dangerous to play with mobile phones while walking. It scared me and I quickly ran to play.

2. The good-looking collarbones are the same and the interesting belly bounces around.

3. The weather is very hot and I want to find someone to have a cold war with.

4. Don’t always be hot and cold to me, otherwise I’m afraid of catching a cold.

5. Don’t go around shouting that the world has abandoned you. The world does not belong to you in the first place.

6. Everyone is working hard, but I am still lying in bed anxiously playing with my mobile phone.

7. Girls who love to smile are more likely to develop eye wrinkles, dry lines, fine lines, and crow’s feet than others.

8. On the top of the mountain, there are two foxtails, which are the gentle eyelashes of the sun.

9. When you come to this world, you want to look at the sun and walk on the street with your sweetheart.

10. The shop selling soy milk is steaming, the sun has become slower in the past, cars, horses, and mail are all slower. There is only enough time to love one person in a lifetime.

11. I am grateful for all the encounters and companionships

12. My eyes are sunny and my smile is magnanimous

13. My favorite month of the year is February As for the month, I only need to be single for 28 days this month.

14. Don’t be a child when you need to grow up

15. May all the beauty and warmth come as promised

16. Wake up every morning and see the sunshine With you all. This is the future I want.

17. Time will tell us that simple love is the longest lasting; companionship in the ordinary is the most peaceful; people who understand you are the warmest.

18. The glass is clear and the oranges are brilliant.

19. The shop selling soy milk is steaming. The sun has become slower in the past. Cars, horses, and mail are all slower. There is only enough time to love one person in a lifetime.

20. Sometimes I feel that I have become ugly, so I take out my ID card and see that I am worrying too much

21. Walk your own way in someone else’s shoes and let others find it.

22. Coca-Cola needs ice, love me needs to be heartfelt

23. I don’t want to be affectionate, I just want money and you

24. Duan Xia The scattered colors, the reflection of the setting sun, the cloud peaks in the sky, and several flowers leaning on each other.

25. I imagine that all charming people are doted on, and this is the secret of their appeal.

26. Don’t worry about old age, you will be very cute when you are old.

27. When you come to the world, you want to look at the sun and walk on the street with your sweetheart.

28. I bring delicious food every day. Everyone can eat it, and you can finish it.

29. Don’t worry about old age, you will be very cute when you are old. .

30. I just did my homework for five minutes, and my phone got jealous, so I coaxed it for two hours.

31. There is nothing valuable in my house, and I am the only one who can afford it. Cute and attractive quotes from girls when posting selfies. Cute quotes from selfies posted on Moments.

1. My mother said you can’t make friends who are neither good nor bad, so my friends are all average.

2. I come to the human world, walk on the street with my sweetheart, and look at the sun.

3. I would rather love you than break up with you, and you still say I don’t love you?

4. Face is something external to the body, you can want it or not. Money is a necessary thing, you have to have it.

5. Since I know that it is better to be a foodie than a crazy person, I think it is better to be a foodie.

6. Fifteen. No matter what happens to my classmate, I just think you look like my next boyfriend

7. How can I have any dignity when I like you? It's all just a fake thing. I tell stories to make you laugh, for what purpose? To say to you with bright eyes, look, I am having fun, you can tame me.

8. 12. We must be together! Why? For world peace!

9. I want to go to the place where you grew up and see if the night sky there is as bright as your eyes. I want to go to the place where you grow old and spend the rest of my life with you. The river water is clear and there is no fear of death.

10. She can let me stagger in the crowded subway without hesitation.

11. Maybe you will meet a girl who is more beautiful than me, a girl who is more gentle, a girl who loves you more, but they will definitely not be able to eat, sleep, or irritate people like me.

12. Today I saw a person whose back looked like yours, and I looked at him for a long time.

13. I still lament my small waist back then, but looking at today, I feel regretful and full of fat.

14. There is so much time in a day, can you spare a second to think about me?

15. It’s cold. If you have someone to hug, let’s put some clothes on if you don’t.

16. I won’t be able to unscrew the bottle cap anymore!

17. Toss a coin: If it’s heads, go online, if it’s tails, go to bed, and if it’s up, go do your homework.

18. Falling in love is really troublesome, so I will trouble you in the future.

19. If you are not in it, how can you empathize with it.

20. Every time I walk alone at night, I feel scared. It’s so dark and I’m so beautiful. I’m really afraid that others won’t see me.

21. I found my rubber band holder!

22. I won’t say anything to you because of your stupidity.

23. Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth, but unfortunately youth is just a gecko.

24. The day is very short. It is too short to embrace the morning and already grasp the dusk. When falling in love, I must find someone who is willing to talk to me and do many of the things I love with me. May I work hard and be loved throughout my life.

25. Before I met you, I thought it was completely OK to be single.

26. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being so cold.

27. I told her that the moonlight is so beautiful tonight. She said the wind was also gentle.

28. Life has begun to add cream to my little puff.

29. As if drinking clear wine, a smile appears on the corner of the mouth!

30. From now on, someone will wipe my tears for me, a little crybaby.

31. I will aspire to be a gangster with temperament, a pervert with taste, and a pervert with good taste. Knowledgeable illiterate!

32. I have practiced the guitar tabs of so many love songs, and now someone finally listens to me singing!

33. I don’t have any lofty ideals or ambitions, I just want to be happy every day.

34. Have you been thrown up three times since you were born, but only caught twice?

35. Let’s look at the moon together from now on

36. From the moment I picked up the pen and prepared to describe your details, I couldn’t help but get distracted. I'm really sorry that I didn't write the love words, but I have really been thinking about you for an hour.

37. Don’t think of me as a love rival. Don’t worry, I don’t like your partner.

38. It was this boy who ruined my plan to live alone!

39. I want to give a negative review to my future partner’s mother. The delivery was too slow and I haven’t received the baby yet.

40. From today on, I can be openly jealous of XX.

41. I was originally going to travel around the world, but when I met you, I thought I could stop.

42. When you receive the test paper, buy a lighter.

43. I will always be loyal to myself and run towards my ideals and you like stars and moons

44. Every time you say goodbye, it’s best to be harder. Say one more thing, maybe the last one. One more look, maybe the last look.

45. I am a very unstable person. I will play with whoever has big breasts. I have no choice but to follow the crowd.

46. In the future, I will have a child who will twist bottle caps for her.

47. I like the morning, because everything has a new look, just like I liked you in the first place. , full of fantasy and unknown but still full of expectations.

48. You are the limited edition happiness of my universe.

49. A classmate and I often skip class, and the teacher always asks us to call our parents. Later, my classmate's father said to him: My son, we can't go to school. I've been to school more days this semester than you.

50. Because of you, I have become gentle and lovely

51. Stand up when you fall, and then fall down again in a good-looking posture.

52. Toss a coin, go online if it’s heads, go to bed if it’s tails, stand up and go to class.

53. Fourteen. Do you like me? dislike. If you lie to me, you will die. You lied and you didn’t die.

54. Sometimes I feel like I like you so much, it feels like I’ve eaten too much and I’m full.

55. There seems to be a sweet and refreshing wind passing through my heart!

56. The person who can influence your mood must be the person you love the most; the person who can’t bear to make you sad must be the person who loves you the most.

57. Have I ever told you that among so many flowers and trees, rivers and mountains, stars and universe, cats and dogs, butterflies and bees, I only like you.

58. Today, my iceberg became her ice cream in XX’s hands

59. Thirteen, will you like me? If not, then I will teach you. Now!

60. My wish is that we be together! And you! My wish is to make your wish come true. Talk about the attractive space. Talk about the attractive and humorous space.

1. I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? Just K you once, then T kick you, and finally I make the V sign again! Yeah

2. One day, you will wait for someone who can make you feel at ease, just like the peace of mind of wearing long trousers in socks.

3. To hell with exams and all, I want to go home and see my dear

4. With you accompanying me along the way, I thought there would be no differences in love at the end.

5. Try to understand those people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more you hate them.

6. A professor should not be afraid of getting dirty when teaching and doing scientific research in the field. . . Then he squatted down, poked the cow dung on the ground with his finger, then put his finger in his mouth and licked it clean. One classmate quickly said, "I'm not afraid of getting dirty." . . Then he poked the cow dung on the ground with his finger and put it in his mouth to lick it clean. Professor, you must also be good at observation. For example, I just poked the feces with my middle finger, but it was my index finger that I licked. . .

7. When I was a child, I went to pick peaches with my sister next door. My sister accidentally fell from the tree. Liz, sister, are you okay? Sister, it’s okay. Liz, sister, your thigh is bleeding a lot. Help! Someone come quickly! Sister, I'm fine. Don't call anyone! ! Liz was terrified at the time! Keep shouting, help! Someone come quickly! Wait for the adults nearby to arrive. My sister finally fainted

8. I am Jesus’ son, Coconut!

9. At the Convention and Exhibition Center, a boss said that his glue was a universal glue that could stick to anything. . I stepped forward and asked, boss, can a broken heart be healed? The boss looked at me deeply and said, "Young man, I still have to do business, so don't make trouble, okay?"

10. There is no fire in the simulated fire, and there is no earthquake in the simulated earthquake. So why is there an exam in the simulated exam? It's not scientific. .

11. My roommate got this folk remedy from nowhere. When I washed my hair, I used egg white as a conditioner, but the water was too hot and my hair was wet. So everyone in the dormitory stayed up at noon to help her choose egg flowers~

12. Let me tell you one thing. I made a dress for the dog. The color is bright and the style is trendy. The dog can wear it. So cool. If you take it out on the street wearing the same outfit you usually wear, others will think you are wearing a couple's outfit!

13. You are ugly, but you are so ugly. You are so ugly...

14. Friendship is much longer than love. Do you think we can stay together for a lifetime? Don’t be funny. .

15. School is a place where a group of people gather together and then break up

16. My cousin came to my house to play and fell asleep on the sofa at noon. I was preparing to drink next to her. A cup of yogurt, but when I opened it, I used too much force and the yogurt spilled out, onto my cousin's hair and my thighs. I quickly took toilet paper to wipe it, but before I could wipe the yogurt from my cousin's hair while wiping my thighs, my mother came in with a group of guests.

17. Cross the road alone, celebrate Valentine’s Day alone, eat a couple’s set meal alone, watch love movies alone, listen to love songs alone, cry alone, laugh alone, make trouble alone, and People are practicing one person.

18. A customer complained that there was a dead cockroach on the hotel floor. Manager: Please calm down, that cockroach is dead. Customer: It’s okay to die, but those pallbearers make me feel sick!

19. - I only want you, no matter how good the other is, I don’t want anything else.

20. The couple held hands in the park, and I held my dog. See who is disobedient and bite them both.

21. The old driver is also able to switch between pornography and literature and art.

22. I like you so much, will you die if you like me?

23. What I can’t get, I would rather destroy.

24. When others hold hands, I hold my dog. Hold the dog's hand and abduct the dog; if the dog does not go away, drag the dog away.

25. I don’t know what’s good about you, I just want to see you take a shower.

26. Whether I fell in love early or not is not your teacher’s business. . It’s not like I have a crush on your husband.

27. I went to an old classmate’s house as a guest. His daughter was watching TV and saw the advertisement for Youlemei. At this time, her daughter asked her father and said, Dad, Dad, I am yours. What? I thought this guy would say that you are my little sweetheart, but this guy turned around and said resentfully, "You are the punishment for my impulsiveness, the punishment for my impulsiveness."

28. Why pretend to be pure when they are all water? Why pretend to be sheep when they are all wolves?

29. I currently have a good friend, a young woman, who is a student at Dalian University of Foreign Languages. At the age of 21, she was born in the boudoir. She has the soft and graceful virtues of Jiangnan, and has a lively and cheerful temperament. I am looking for a boyfriend who has good appearance and good moral character.

30. Attention, children, you must pay attention to safety when playing, and also pay attention to rest! Only in this way can you have a good body, and you, after reading the text message, quickly eat milk and go to bed!