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A young man gave his grandmother an umbrella.

1. Our Earth

Someone once told me such a story. For the first time, mankind stepped into space and saw that the earth was a white and blue crystal ball. However, 30 years later, when humans set foot in space again, they saw a completely different scene. In the past, the crystal clear shaved earth has now added a lot of gray-black gas to its surface. It is conceivable that this is what we often call air pollution. Hearing this story. My heart is surging like a wave. There are always some sighs in my mind. As the saying goes, "The earth is our home." Each of us should do our duty for this home and this land. But there are still some people who continue to abuse chemicals to destroy our beautiful home-the earth. According to statistics, there is no second planet suitable for human habitation within hundreds of Wan Li centered on the earth. So we should take good care of our home. Because we only have one earth!

It has a long history from the creation of Pangu to the rapid development of science and technology. Humans continue to reproduce silently, making our earth more dynamic. However, while human beings are quietly multiplying, the earth is gradually facing the danger of resource depletion. Some people say: "resources can be regenerated when they are exhausted." But under the soil, resources can't be regenerated in a short time. They must go through numerous storms and changes in the earth's crust before they can be formed. Therefore, we human beings can't keep mining, and we should care for every resource with our love.

In order to make the earth more beautiful; For the better reproduction of mankind; Make the flowers more beautiful and the grass greener. Let's join hands and write the most beautiful poems with our love and actions!

2. Chun, did you hear that?

Chun, did you hear that? Did you hear them praise you? When I walked in

On the winding path, I saw the grass on both sides of the road, green.

Grass bowed and asked Sister Bud next to her why she was so beautiful, Bud.

My sister just smiled and didn't answer. At this time, the green aunt wicker next to her caught up and said, "This!"

It all depends on colorful spring! "

Chun, did you hear that? Did you hear them praise you? When I walk in the stream

Besides, I saw fish in the water. Several small fish gathered together. They asked, "Who is it?"

The hard heart melted? "The duckling, who is swimming in the water, heard this, and said:

"Yeah, yeah, I don't know who melted the ice, so that I can be small in this crystal.

Swimming on the river! "At this moment, Uncle Li nearby said," He is kind-hearted and pink-green.

Spring. "

Chun, did you hear that? Did you hear our compliments? When I was walking in the field,

Suddenly I saw farmers' uncles sowing seeds, children climbing trees and digging for birds' eggs, and a lamp.

The little boy nodded and said, "Who brought the distant birds back?" Another boy said:

"That's right! Who gave us so much fun! " A girl with two braids

She said, "It's a beautiful sister Chun who spreads the truth all over the world."

Chun, did you hear that? Did you hear them praise you? When I walk towards myself

I suddenly saw some birds under the eaves. The swallow said, "I don't know who sent us back."

Come on, let's go back to the picturesque place. "The sparrow said," this place is really human.

Wonderland! "This is," said the old pine tree beside her, "this is a lovely girl in spring.

Chun, did you hear that? Did you hear them praise you? You did your best.

Our efforts won us a happy smile, no, not a smile, but endless joy.

Le, although you come at different times every year, you still give us joy and change your appearance.

Here you are. Ah! I praise you, the symbol of hope and strength-spring! Eulogize you, bring warmth and purity.

Love-spring!

Chun, did you hear that? Did you hear them praise you?

3.

After watching The Little Match Girl

Sometimes my parents are so busy that they have no time to take care of me all day, so,

They sent me to grandpa's house.

At that time, I was in kindergarten. It was summer and the sky was like a doll. It is moody, either burning the ground or windy and rainy, and it is my grandfather who picks me up every day. On that day, the whole city of Lishui was shrouded in dark clouds, and a heavy rain was coming. Sure enough, it rained soon, which is rare. It can be said that it is the biggest rain I have ever seen since I was born. At this time, grandpa should be here. I think so. Sure enough, a vague figure appeared in the rain. It's grandpa. I took a closer look. After saying goodbye to the teacher, I stood under my grandfather's umbrella and got into the rain curtain. This umbrella is not big enough for a person. In order not to get wet, grandpa moved it to my side. The rain kept hitting grandpa's shoulder, and I saw all this, so we continued to walk ... When we got home, grandpa's other half was soaked and the rain dripped down his cheeks. His family never asked him if it was okay. Grandpa always said, "It's okay, it's okay."

As I grew older, I gradually caught up with my grandfather, so now I hold an umbrella for him. It was another rainy day, and grandpa came to send an umbrella again. In the rain, I quietly tilted my umbrella to my grandfather. "The umbrella is crooked." I looked up at the inclined umbrella. Unconsciously, I am doing the same thing as my grandfather.

4.

Will I succeed again?

The cartoon "Pseudoilliteracy" has a strong irony, which was drawn by the famous cartoonist Hua Yu 1984 65438+ 10.

In a station, there is a special place for children and pregnant women. Moreover, they specially put a sign on the right side of this place, which read "Mother and son go to the station" to let people know the function of this place. But there are four men who don't abide by social morality. When they saw the sign clearly, their faces were blind. They stood there straight. A mother and son were pushed aside by the four men. They looked at them angrily and thought, why are these four people so ignorant of social morality? This is clearly the mother and son going to the station. What are they doing here? Don't they know how to read? But they didn't. They look like cadres, some like soldiers, some like scholars and some like workers. Illiteracy is impossible! They must have done such a thing without conscience in order to find a good seat on the bus. These four people thought, ha, it's good to stand here. Don't be afraid of crowding, and don't worry about not finding a seat when you get on the bus. This is killing two birds with one stone. Think what you like, and I'll forget it.

Seeing this cartoon, I can't help thinking deeply. Yes! Nowadays, people's living standards have improved, but their moral values are far from what they used to be. On the bus, the 70-year-old grandmother stood and the 20-year-old boy sat cross-legged in the seat; There are peels and scraps of paper around the trash can; In public places, many people are smoking, and no smoking signs can be seen everywhere; The green lawn was trampled beyond recognition by people.

Hua drew this cartoon to criticize those who ignore social morality. We Chinese people have the traditional virtue of respecting the old and loving the young. We should inherit this virtue and carry it forward, which will make it an eternal virtue.

5.

Give me a pool of clear water and a blue sky!

Today, it has entered the 2 1 century, and the technology is quite developed, which has brought a lot of convenience to mankind. But technology is a double-edged sword, with advantages and disadvantages, but the advantages outweigh the disadvantages. But if human beings don't protect the environment well, the disadvantages will outweigh the advantages.

At the weekend, my friend Xiao Qiong and I went to the Huancheng River to investigate the environmental pollution. We found that the water in the river was smelly and many fish were floating on the water. Their eyes are wide open, as if they are not satisfied, and they don't want to see themselves hurt by human society! Humans come to hurt fish, and finally? Finally, you are committing suicide! Some people covet small profits, salvage these fish and sell them with live fish, so that people will get sick and even endanger others' lives. It's only a matter of time before you hurt yourself.

My mother went to buy fish and tasted it after cooking. It smelled of gasoline. I felt sick at that time. Finally, mother poured the fish. There is an invisible food chain in the world, and we can't live without one of them. It's like being in the sea. Eat small fish, big fish and small fish eat the same shrimp.

There is a bathroom next to our house. Boil water every day and you can see thick white smoke every day. You should know that white smoke is the most harmful to human body. First-class white smoke, second-class yellow smoke, third-class gray smoke and fourth-class black smoke. In this way, the sky was dyed black. The blue sky and white clouds of the past have long since disappeared, and they have been replaced by "grey clouds".

Dude, wake up! The earth is our mother, and her milk is limited. When human beings submit to humiliation, they will destroy her instead of protecting her. This is immoral! If I were mother earth, I would be sad and angry to have such a child!

Give me a pool of clear water and a blue sky!

6. Time

Time is fair to everyone. It gives us the same time and the same years. As Gorky said: Time is the fairest and most reasonable. It never gives anyone an extra copy. Hard-working people can leave a string of fruits in time, while time is left to lazy people with white hair and empty hands. However, I feel that time is sometimes fast and sometimes slow for me, for a naughty boy.

When I recite words and texts, it's almost like a year, like jogging in a game! However, when I was playing computer games, it slipped away from the mouse like a 100-meter sprint, which made my mother shout, "It's time! Save! Quit! " If I don't listen, time will pass faster! It took you a long time to know. ...

However, time is fair. If you abandon time, time will abandon you; If you don't cherish time, time won't cherish you.

Mr. Lu Xun once said: "Life is based on time. Wasting other people's time is equal to murder for money, and wasting your own time is equal to chronic suicide. " Guo Moruo also said: "Time is life!" How well this is said! Youth is a short dream. When you wake up, it has already disappeared without a trace. Young friends, it will be reopened one day, and there are no fewer people. If we always leave some things until tomorrow or even the day after tomorrow, there will be more and more things to do. Just like a poem written by Qian Hetan: Tomorrow follows tomorrow, how many tomorrows there are! Tomorrow will never come. One today is worth two tomorrows. We should cherish every minute we can do today and study hard! ! !

7. Plans for the new semester

The new year has passed and the winter vacation is coming to an end. We will enter the new semester with a brand-new mental outlook. The new semester is the last semester of our primary school. In this semester, I want to go further.

First of all, listen carefully in class, don't make small moves, don't whisper to your classmates, and try to digest all the knowledge that the teacher says in class; For difficult questions, don't be ashamed to ask questions, and ask teachers and classmates humbly.

Secondly, we should conscientiously complete all the homework assigned by the teacher and be meticulous. Classroom assignments are completed in class; Homework and homework after class should also be completed independently on time.

Third, we should make good preparations before Chinese class. For previewing words and idioms, we should first look them up in the dictionary, know them and understand their meanings; Also learn to divide the text into sections, write the general idea of each paragraph in the shortest language, and then summarize the central idea of the text; Try to do the after-class questions of each text first; If you don't know the texts and after-school questions you can't do, write them down in the notebook first, and listen to the class with questions the next day, and ask the teacher for advice in class.

Fourth, we should continue to take advanced classes in composition, mathematics, Olympic Mathematics and English on Sundays and holidays, and read more extracurricular books to enrich our knowledge. Make time to do more things.

In short, I will work harder in the new semester, strive for good grades in every subject and be an excellent student in all aspects.

8. Mom, I love you

In the past ten years, my mother has been taking good care of me. I am very grateful to my mother, who never gave up on me in study, life or in difficult times. In my study, if I regress because of too much pressure, my mother will take me shopping in Shenzhen, buy me clothes, make me feel happy and relaxed naturally, and then devote myself to my study. Sometimes, my mother will enlighten me or ask a tutor to help me with my lessons. She would rather work harder than let me suffer a little injustice. In life, if I am sick, my mother will care more about me. I'm afraid my grades will drop, but I'm afraid my body won't last. Now that I think of that scene, it is really "clothes come to reach out, rice comes to open my mouth." Live like a princess. Who doesn't want to live a carefree life? But my mother must take care of me and do housework at the same time. How hard it is. But I never thought about it, just relying on my mother. My mother gave me encouragement and confidence when I was in trouble. Sometimes I will tell jokes to make me happy, and sometimes I will come up with the perfect solution with me. I can't forget my mother's care and love for me.

My mother's love for me is endless spring water, and my love for my mother is vast In the future, I will repay my mother with my best grades. Because my mother likes to see my good grades, every time because of this, my mother will feel gratified and smile. I hope to see my mother's smile, so I will study hard and let my mother know that her concern for me has not been in vain. I will make amazing achievements to correct my mother's tone and prevent some self-righteous people from looking down on us. Because of this, I feel sad every time I see my mother's hard work, but I also think: If I study hard and find a good job, I can ask workers to serve my mother and let her enjoy life. I want my mother to know that my daughter can do it and will not live up to her expectations.

Because of this goal, I keep moving forward. My mother gave me all these. She gave me life, care and care. All this is inseparable from my mother. As for me, I will praise her, praise her meticulous love and give me half of her life. Not only that, I also want to praise the kind mothers in the world, hoping that they can take better care of their children like my mother. That is the selfless maternal love in the world.

9. My kitten

My family has a kitten named Huahua, because it has many colors, such as yellow, white, black and so on.

Huahua was very small and weak when she first came to my house. Her name is Mimi, and people love her. It will look good when you grow up. Huahua's two small ears are triangular, and they stand up when they hear the sound. Two eyes are like glass balls, and it is terrible to emit green light at night. The beard is very long.

Huahua is greedy and wants to eat delicious food. If she eats too much ham and meat, she doesn't want to eat vegetarian food.

Huahua likes sleeping and sunbathing. In winter, he often lies prone on the bed, closes the window, buries his head in his limbs and sleeps curled up. Summer is better, there are more places with the sun, and there are more places for him to sleep. Sometimes when you get enough sleep, you get up and stretch, and then you go to sleep after a walk.

Flowers are playful, and their favorite thing is furry things. My mother bought me a furry small backpack when she was traveling. He hit hard, hit with his mouth, pressed with his front paws, and tore with his mouth. I played badly all morning and was very angry. There was nothing I could do about him.

Huahua will be pleasing. When watching TV, it will jump on me and let me hold it, lick my hand and bark softly, showing great meekness.

Flowers love to be clean. When going to the toilet, first dig a small pit with your feet, and then cover it with soil, and it is often under the Toona sinensis tree in the yard, and the position is relatively fixed. His habit of making a living is much better than that of a puppy.

Huahua is very alert. Whether sleeping or playing, as long as she hears a little noise, she will alert her ears, stare big eyes and purr in her mouth.

There are many things about flowers and flowers. As long as we observe them carefully, we will find many interesting things.

10.

Flowers of Crab Claw Orchid

My grandfather planted a crab claw orchid, which is very beautiful and I like it very much. It was my grandfather who grafted cactus on it. Grandpa said it would grow luxuriantly and bloom more flowers.

During the Chinese New Year, he will blossom. I thought the teacher would let us observe animals and plants, so I drew a table and recorded his growth.

The leaves (stems, according to the teacher) of the crab claw orchid are long from beginning to end, straight and hard, emerald green, fleshy, and look like crab claws, which is the origin of the name. Near the end of the flowerpot, some grow small Mao Mao roots.

The flowers of crab claw orchid are pink. They all grow at the top of leaves. Like a small bell, it has two petals, which is very beautiful. Grandpa said it was a good variety.

The life span of flowers is very short, from opening to withering, that is, one day, which is really pitiful. But many new flowers are constantly born, new flowers are constantly blooming, and there are always flowers blooming every day, making the flowering period look very long. When the petals wither, there is a bud where the petals grow, as if to bear seeds. In fact, in a few days, he will fall down.

You can't let a crab claw orchid grow too many flowers on its braid. You should pick some flowers to ensure adequate nutrition supply, so that the remaining flowers will grow big and bloom big. Otherwise, the flowers will be small, sometimes the whole crab claw orchid is tired.

It is very interesting to observe the growth and flowering of plants, and I have learned a lot.

1 1. Notes on "Reading Edison"

During the winter vacation, I read many books, among which the biography of Edison impressed me the most.

This book introduces Edison's life in detail. According to statistics, Edison had more than 2 100 inventions. When he invented the electric light, he encountered a difficult problem-the choice of filament. He forgot to eat and sleep, worked day and night, tried more than 100 materials, worked for two weeks, and finally made a filament from carbonized cotton thread through unremitting efforts.

In the case of being troubled by difficulties, Edison never flinched and went forward bravely. With amazing perseverance and tenacious spirit, he finally realized his dream goal. This spirit of unremitting pursuit in order to achieve the goal is worth learning.

This reminds me of something that happened to me.

I remember once when I was practicing the violin, I couldn't play a tune all the time. After just playing for a few times, I began to dislike it and didn't want to play any more. But I am encouraged to think of Edison's unremitting pursuit of his goals. I thought, "I can't give up. I want to learn from Edison and pursue it unremittingly. " Thinking of this, I continued to practice, and finally, I finally learned.

I think that no matter what we do, we should learn from Edison's spirit of unremitting efforts to achieve our goals. We must do things well in order to achieve great things.