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30 Humorous Ways to Address Your Husband

There are 30 kinds of humor in calling a husband. There are so many small interests between lovers, and the warming of love does not happen overnight. Such nicknames express intimacy and love between each other, which is very meaningful. Here are 30 kinds of humor called husband for everyone.

30 Ways to Call Husband Humor 1 1, Husband

2. Dear

3, the male god

4. Love Brother

5. Fool

6. Pig head

7, big stupid pig

8. Baby

9. Kid

10, sir

1 1, husband

12, lover

13, officer person

14, idiot

15, uncle

16, husband

17, wife

18, full name

19, Wa's father

20. The father of the child

2 1, xianggong

Lang Jun.

23.husband

24. Manned

25. master

26. Dear

27, lover

28, you damn fool

29. My family's

Leadership.

30 Humorous Appellations for Husbands 2 30 Humorous Appellations for Husbands can be archaic, such as Xianggong, Husbands, Husbands, Husbands, Husbands, Husbands, Husbands, Husbands, Husbands, Husbands, Husbands, Husbands, Husbands, Husbands and Shopkeepers. You can also call your husband by his nickname, such as Niu Ge, Big Silly Boy, Big Pig's Foot, Smelly Mansion, etc.

1, xianggong

2. Husband

3. Husband

4. Husband

5. Lang Jun

6, officer person

7. Lover

8. Manned

Step 9 master

10, that section

1 1, old man

12, my man

13, get a thousand dollars.

14, Niu Ge

15, big silly boy

16, good baby

17, two idiots

18, cherry little old man

19, my male god

20, big stupid pig

2 1, scum

22. Little villain

23. Italian pig

24, big pig's hoof

25, smelly house

26. Pig farmers

27. The fairy dropped the pig.

28. Bad guys

29. Our crystal

30. Keep the baby warm

30 Ways to Address Your Husband Humor 3 First of all, there are many ways to address your husband.

1. In ancient times, it was: xianggong, husband, husband, husband, husband, husband, official, lover, husband, grandfather, stranger; Master, the shopkeeper, the mouth, the old man, the old man, my man, my children, and those who have been cut to pieces.

2. Modernity is: husband, dear, dear, sweetheart, baby, husband, lover, father of children, my man.

Second, the husband's lovely name.

1, baby

Expressing a wife's nickname for her husband means that a man is his darling and shows his wife's love for her husband.

2. Hey, how are you

Sometimes two people quarrel and get angry, but they still want to talk to him. You say, hey, you knocked it down. Hey, I'm talking to you.

3. The father of the child

The child's father is generally used as the address of the child's mother to her husband, meaning husband. Also, if someone calls a child's father, it is usually a child who is close to him' or doesn't know what to call a child at the moment.

4. Husband

Except for older couples, they will directly call their husbands old men. Others are generally used for joking and expressing the wish to grow old with her husband.

5. Brother

A girl who expresses the meaning of love and dependence on her husband, but also looks very innocent.

30 Humorous Ways to Address Your Husband

1. My husband has two micro signals. Give him a micro-signal called "1 husband" and the other called "No.2 husband". People who don't know think they have two husbands. This is interesting. You can try it. )

2. The note for her husband is "Brother Bajie" and the note for her husband is "Sister Chang 'e". I'm so glad that Bajie's wish for many years has come true and she finally married Chang 'e.

The remark is "male god" because he has always been a male god in his heart. Although they have been in love for 17 years and married for 10 years, both of them are in primary school, but they have never been popular. (this wave is caught off guard, win ~)

My husband is your majesty, my father is my father, my mother is my mother, my brother is my master, and I am a handmaiden. (Shouldn't it be the Queen? )

5, give her husband WeChat, mobile phone, are remarks "ATM". (It's so vivid and appropriate ~)

6. From marriage to children's schooling, the husband's name has always been "bad guy". One day, the husband called, and the child was too scared to answer, saying it was a bad person. (haha, please forgive the unfriendly smile ~)

7. The thing is, Brother Yang, few people talk. (er, I feel like a cool young man ~)

8. The remark is "one line", because it is well said, do one line and love one line. (There is another meaning in it, which can only be understood but not expressed, haha)

9. The unified title of Ben, WeChat and QQ is "Accompanying Water". (Simple and direct, to the point)

30 Humours of Calling Husband 4 1, Self-husband

2. Brother Beast

Step 3: Kid

4. Stay with you for a long time.

5. Friends

6. Be a pig

7. It turned out to be my home!

8. Lao Wang next door

He is my baby.

10, rotten preserved egg

1 1, the future housewife.

12, the baby's father

13, stupid husband

14, which lifeline?

15, fat but not greasy

16, I care about you

17, tattoo lover

18, the father of the child

19, Toy Boy's husband.

Husband's address humor

1, xianggong

In ancient times, women called their husbands "xianggong", and men's family status reached its peak. However, whether Tai Chi will come or not, with the intensification of modern women's liberation movement. The status of men is also declining, which can also be clearly seen from the address of husbands.

2. Sir

This appellation not only refers to certain specific identities, such as husbands and other objects, but also implies factors such as occupation and age. In other words, the so-called gentleman mainly refers to people with certain knowledge and older age. Calling her husband by Mr. is very elegant and means admiration and respect.

3. Lovers

After the founding of New China, equality between men and women was advocated, and discriminatory terms such as "indoors" and "cooking" were no longer used. Before liberation, the terms "Mr", "Mrs" and "Miss" used in the Kuomintang-controlled areas were bourgeois.

4. The father of the child

The most subtle and tactful name. However, in such a complex era, this title is too inaccurate and extremely imprecise. You know, the father of her child is probably not her husband.

5. Husband

Many couples want to grow old together, so they will put beautiful meanings in their daily addresses. Women will replace the old man's address with the old man's and use the child's pronunciation, so that both the address and the voice will feel cordial. The address of the elderly is becoming more and more popular, and many couples will not only try, but also continue.