Sketch joke (2000 words)

1, one day the boss went to the workshop to check and saw a staff member chatting there, so he went over and said very seriously: no chatting during work hours! Who knows, the staff member said slowly, I know, so I don't have a job when chatting! The audience was thundered down!

Butterfly and piggy went to court to sue for divorce soon after they got married. The judge asked, "Why?" The butterfly said, "I don't like living with lazy pigs." The pig said, "I don't like living with butterflies who are philandering all day!" " "

3. When is the spring flower and autumn moon? What do you know about making money? Xiao Lou worked overtime last night and the salary was not enough. In desperation, the tall building should still be there, but I just can't afford it. I wish you a wide range of financial resources and all the best.

4. Acne is the last battle that youth and years stubbornly resist on my face.

The rabbit sneered when he saw the tortoise, no matter how hard he climbed, he couldn't climb fast. In front of me, you will always be a supporting role. The tortoise said slowly, no matter how you run, you are just an animal. Can you be Liu Xiang?

6, not afraid of the enemy like a tiger, I am afraid that my teammates are like pigs!

7. Beethoven: I want to hold the gangster by the throat.

8. Now, the bus has two doors, the front door and the back door. One day, a bus arrived at the station, and a man got on the bus from the back door. Someone said with great dissatisfaction, "I entered from the front door." The man said confidently, "Isn't it popular to enter through the back door now?"

9. People often say that youth should not be left blank, so I smeared it!

10, one day my boyfriend asked his girlfriend: What would you do if I cheated? Girlfriend A: I turn a blind eye ... My boyfriend just wanted to sigh his girlfriend's tolerance, and her girlfriend said: Then aim and shoot you. ...

1 1. The mainstream audience of the Spring Festival Evening is 900 million farmers. If Zhou Libo is a side dish of Shanghainese, then Zhao Benshan is the northern jiaozi of the whole people.

12, if you see the big tree turning into piles of exercise books, do you still have the heart to do your homework? No business, no killing.

13, live, one day life will burn out, the body will return to the earth, flowers will bloom. The soul becomes a memory and lives in people's hearts forever. Everything in the world goes on, and so does human life.

14, I laughed straight into the sky from the horizontal knife and stayed in the two Kunlun mountains.

15, more overtime, heavy work, less money, urgent money, less text messages, full of blessings. I wish you good fortune, bulging wallet and happiness.