Ancient poems, two-part allegorical sayings, couplets or jokes that embody homophonic characteristics

Lotus (Lianzi) has a bitter heart and a bitter stomach. Living in a pagoda, she looked at Kong Ming (Zhuge Liang) and resented Jiang Wei (Lu Bu). 3. The bird is in the cage and her mind is in a nest (Cao Cao). She hates Guan Yu. It can't be Zhang Fei. Two boats are racing and rowing. Confucius was born in a boat (Zhou), but his dance (martial arts) began with Miao (temple disaster), the spider under the eaves was full of thoughts, and the earthworm in front of the court was full of mud: "silk" and "private" were harmonious. The second part: "mud" and "doubt", dialect pronunciation. Because lotus flowers have apricots, there is no need to use plum-blossom couplets: lotus "he" and lotus "Lian". The second part: Apricot is "auspicious" and plum is "medium". Last night, I played chess to find my direction. Now I see Yan Hui Lutz, a disciple of Confucius, in the mirror, which can also be interpreted as "the number of chess pieces". Yan Hui, a disciple of Confucius, also means "true face". Before it was unearthed, there was a festival and Lingyun still modestly borrowed bamboo to express his ambition. When the millet cracks yellow, watch the lotus root break and fly to the phoenix. Downward harmonic crane. Confucius was born at the end of the boat, and the light dance began in Hanzhong: the boat "Zhou". Part II: Dance "Dance". Open-minded bamboo has a bow, the leaves of Aomei have no flower back, the rain and ash pile up into cotyledons, and the wind blows lotus leaves like turtles. Downward: image harmony (direction). In front of a pile of gardens, a few lines on the wall of Zhuangzi, which China book, the moon is clear, tonight it is asserted that there is no rain, the wind is cold and the dew is cold, and it will be frost if it comes late. Looking at the plum blosSoms sweeping away the snow, the mountains aRe dancing and flowing: Do, re, Me, Fa, so, La, Ti down: 1-7 digit dialect pronunciation. Monks carry water with sweaty arms, and nuns transplant rice by hand. Press and insert harmoniously, observe harmoniously, arrange harmoniously and deploy harmoniously. "Full" and "Jinshi" are harmonious, and "Khan" and "Hanlin" are harmonious. The speed of parallel rowing is not as fast as that of sailing boats, and the unison of flutes is more difficult than that of flutes and couplets: the speed of rowing is in harmony with Lu Su, and that of sailing boats is in harmony with Fan Kuai. The second part: The flute and Di Qing, the flute and Xiao He. There are layers of lights in the tower, and lotus roots are planted in the bright pool. Bottom line: Li Taibai is Chang Geng. The mud, fertilizer and grass are still thin and the night difference is long. The first couplet means: the soil is fertile, but the seedlings are still thin. The bottom line is that the time of the sun in the sky is getting shorter and shorter (short is a natural phenomenon from summer to the future), and the time difference between day and night is getting longer and longer. If you read this couplet in homophonic, it will become: Ni Fei monk, thin ghost, short hag, long teacher, Gutian, picking the grain and holding the embroidery in front of the hall. The first couplet is made, and the second couplet is made by Shen. "Woshang" is homophonic for "monk" and "embroidery" is homophonic for "scholar". The first part: Shan Tong selects boxes, puts them in boxes, breaks them and throws them into the pot. Part two: Crazy old sellers will take down the boxes and throw them into empty cages. Note: The beauty of this part is that the last four words have both meaning and sound. The first part: Jia Dao is drunk, it is true, but the next part: Liu Ling drinks mercilessly. Comments: Tang Bohu and Zhang Ling in the Ming Dynasty were drunk all day, so they joined this couplet. After drinking all the wine, people are really depressed. Jia Dao and Liu Ling are both good drinkers. This couplet is very suitable for hotel signs. The answer is supplemented by one east regardless, the west regardless, and the wine tube; Prosperity or decline, drink it. In the Qing Dynasty, the business of a pub in the south of the Yangtze River was depressed, and the business with literati as the theme was getting better and better. "Reason" is homophonic with "Pavilion", and "Stop" is homophonic with "Ba". Er Minzi led a white cow through the Prince's shop. Bai Gong rode a black horse to catch up with Gong Ye Chang. A student disciple of Jikongmen sparred. Three Shanghai scholars, Min Ziqian, Bai Niu, Ran Boniu, Bai Gongqi, Bai, Gongye Chang and Gongye Chang, came to write books. The people in Huating were affected by evil deeds. Zheng Luoshu, the Shanghai magistrate, and Nie Bao, the Huating magistrate in the Ming Dynasty. "Book Falling" is consistent with "Luo Shu", and "Evil Report" is consistent with "Nie Bao". The tide rises and falls, straight. Zhu Yunming said to a friend. "Sailing Night" is homophonic with Confucius disciple "Fan Chi"; "Sail fast" is homophonic with the general "Fan Kuai" in the early Han Dynasty; Guangling, Lu Zhi, Song, Huang Tingjian and other figures; "Ban Ban" and "Lu Ban" are homophonic, which is a homophonic allegorical proverb of ancient craftsmen: 1. Shorty Climbs the Stairs-Desire (Desire) 2. Dwarf Crossing the River-Peace (Overflow) 3. A nun in a temple-a homophonic word in an ancient poem by Fu1 spring