Take a photo of a spoof copy on WeChat (74 sentences selected)

1, pat me on the head and say what's wrong, baby?

I patted the window and made a face.

3. I patted the pillow and said we should go together.

4. Patted my boyfriends (Jackson, Roy, Karry, Yang Yang, Yifeng Li, etc. ).

I patted my eight-pack abdominal muscles and shivered.

6. I patted my waist and lowered my head.

7. Patted her boyfriend and said he had a good eye.

8. You patted "your own clever brain"

9. I felt very jealous when I photographed my Big Ben (all luxury goods).

10, pat my milk tea and say this one is on me.

1 1, pat my shower gel and blow bubbles.

12, patted my ashtray and drank it.

13, patted my mansion and accidentally collapsed.

14, you patted "the object's little hand and found it daydreaming"

15, patting me on the shoulder and saying, Dad, you have worked hard.

16, Pai Pikachu was seriously injured by electric shock.

17, the speeding chariot gave me a funny suffix for the speed bump.

18, pat my distinguished toes.

19, you took "Your Sexy _ _" WeChat. What are the funny suffixes?

20. patting my face without makeup shows that I am extremely embarrassed.

2 1, patted my Lamborghini and asked me to drive her.

22. Pat my speeding chariot and tell me to slow down.

23, pat me on the shoulder and call dad.

24. You patted "My head, am I dizzy? Why is it all water? "

25, clap my shoulder and call dad.

26, pat me on the shoulder and call dad.

27. Patted my back seat and said to take me home.

28. Patted my little face and said, "It's beautiful."

29. You need to update WeChat 7.0. 14 first (going directly to the app store seems to be open, and there is no update option, so you need to click Me-Settings-Update on WeChat).

30. You patted the boss's ass and immediately got a promotion and a raise.

3 1, pat me on the shoulder and ask me if I want someone.

32. My fart stinks after filming.

I patted my wallet and made a mess.

Pat my bed and say the pig is still sleeping.

35, you patted "belly bulging meat"

36. I patted my Porsche and sang conquest.

37. Pat me on the waist and say you are so beautiful.

Patted my cactus and smiled.

39. You filmed "_ _'s big face"

40. I patted my cactus and went to the hospital.

4 1, you captured the "cute little face of the group owner"

42. Pat my bed and say go to sleep. Dreaming about me.

43. Pat my rice and say ten more bowls.

44. You patted "your coffin board, making a crisp sound"

45. I patted my dog and turned his head to take a bite.

46, the first step-personal information-take a photo of Android, pay attention to enter up to 8 words. Android also has it, and it needs to be updated to the latest WeChat version, which is in the personal information.

47. I patted my chest hair and my mouth watered.

48, patted his chest and said nothing to me.

49. Pat my trash can and say this is my home.

I patted my spaceship to show that I also want to go to heaven.

5 1, patted my Sandy beauty, dazzling beauty.

52. After taking pictures of my fruit, I was arrested for breaking the law.

53. Pat me on the head and call me Dad.

Pat my Lamborghini and let me drive.

55, patted the age: "The age is a bit old."

Pat my cucumber and sprinkle a handful of salt.

57. I patted "my wallet, and sure enough there is nothing."

58. Pat your son and say hello, big brother!

I patted my instant noodles and broke them all over the floor.

Patted my spaceship and asked me to give up my seat.

6 1, WeChat group chat also saw many people playing with an "official prompt" chat tail, like the following, every sentence will be followed by an "official prompt content", which is very interesting ~

62. Pat my cone and paste it.

63. I patted my ball and hit myself.

64. You patted your conscience, huh? No ~ "

65. You clap your head and say, "Be happy!"

No.66 patted my horn and stepped aside.

67. You patted _ _' s dog on the head and kicked her.

68. patting my brick shows that I am timid.

69. Pat your ex's grave and burn incense.

70. I patted the table, but my sister just refused.

7 1, pat my girlfriend (Zhao,,,) and so on. )

72. Pat my watermelon and dig a spoonful.

73. Patted my leader and said, "Fire me."

74. Kiss my ass and say you are beautiful.