Couple jokes, jokes and brain teasers (set of three)

1. Guan Gong rode a one-way street, and people and children are inseparable. Qian Qian must start with me. A few trees cannot make a forest. I am the best in the text, and I am the king of the underworld. Answer: Send you a rose.

2. Chang 'e said I love you to Pig Bajie (to use an idiom)-Answer: I have different opinions.

3. Take the wrong farmer without cloth, the prince is busy with the moon, and the single aristocrat is commensurate. It looks like a nail in the water. There is no wall in the park to walk at will. Soldiers ride sheep instead of horses, and one person cultivates more food and clothing. (Guess seven words)-Answer: I hope you will be happy forever.

4. Couples whisper (to use an idiom)-Answer: ambiguous code words.

5. The most infatuated in youth, men are gentle behind women's backs. (By means of transportation)-Answer: Bicycle.

6. The flowers are petite and fragrant, romantic and dreamy. (Hit a flower)-Answer: Purple rose.

7. Little fluffy balls float with the wind, and deep love can't stop. (Hit a flower)-Answer: Dandelion.

8. Leave all my heart (type a word)-Answer: Yes.

9. Sanzi plays the piano and listens to the sound with his hands. I know what you think. (Make an action)-A: Pulse-taking.

10. We met. We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? (To use an idiom)-Answer: Feel at home.

1 1.2 1 Meet (type a word)-Answer: Yesterday.

12. Three people go to see flowers on the same day. Hundreds of friends are originally a family, sitting together to keep warm. There are two melons under the sunset bridge, and the southeast and northwest are quiet. When the Eight Immortals crossed the sea, the tree and the forest were not connected. If you don't want to fly alone. A: I miss you in spring, summer, autumn and winter.

13. Online dating is always fruitless (playing Song lyrics)-Answer: Luo Dai's concentric knot has not been realized.

14. You are still in the morning and evening (make a headline)-A: Director of Intelligence.

15. equatorial love (in a common word)-answer: enthusiasm

16. ten fingers locked (to use an idiom)-answer: I can't put it down.

17. The elephant is worried and happy. Answer: Similarly, because of our great love.

18. All mountains and rivers are homesick (to use an idiom)-answer: affectionate.

19. Jiang Mumu crossed his heart, the ancients wrote it backwards, and the young monk was bald and sad without tears. Answer: I want to be your wife.

20. an extramarital affair (say a lyric)-answer: it is rare to have a lover.

Couples funny pranks brain teasers selected articles

1. courtship (say one or four words)-answer: likable.

2. We say goodbye to each other sadly (type a word)-Answer: Jun.

3. Dating (three words in a common saying)-Answer: Yes.

4. Remember the spring temperature (as a daily behavior)-Answer: Turn on the phone.

5. The days are long and the nights are short. Several people come from high places, one is swimming in the grassland, ten feet in hemp fiber, swans are flying, white wine is meaningless, and it rains at three o'clock in leisure. Hint: confession code-answer: the moon represents my heart.

6. Seabirds disappeared under swans and lost their souls in a few months. Water carries a boat to go on a date, and a beautiful boat is graceful, just to cure the heart. When I really meet you to play, you are not interested in friendship. Hint: confession code-answer: I can't stop thinking about you.

7. Birds fly and geese jump, the moon is above, and cinnabar is on the eye. It's different. The spoon is next to the white one. Everything is difficult at the beginning, and it will fall short. It's a good friend under the rain, and everyone says that people are bad. Hint: confession code-answer: I love you in my own way.

8. Heart and death depend on each other, and the words of friends are true. People stand by you, hungry and without food, and still have to go. Acacia has only one track mind, and good girls want to be around him. Hint: confession code-answer: teach me how to think about her

9. Heart and death depend on each other, and the words of friends are true. People stand by you, starve, have no food, and people will miss you forever. They come and go, and they will stay with you until you die. Tip: confession code-answer: I can't forget you.

10. Two-sided station, orange without silk weaving, mountain without Emei, coconut can also speak, hidden in the depths, Bai Mudan is not grass, full of diseases. Hint: vague code-answer: you are the pain in my heart

1 1. Two people travel together and one person returns. Water and sky are the same, looking at beautiful women, reflecting the moon and lotus flowers without revealing their horns, setting sun on the bright moon, looking for a needle in a haystack, crouching tiger, hidden dragon, famous flowers are too early. Hint: lovelorn healing-answer: there are plenty of fish in the sea.

12. The sunrise is beautiful, and the friendship under the Canyue House is long, but you don't want to go. A spoonful of white water expresses your heart, and the spring rain continues to bid farewell to San Xiao, but someone has come to an end. It is unusual for Chang 'e not to have a daughter. Tip: advertisement code-answer: I love you the most.

13. The days are long and the nights are short. How many people come from high places? A person swims the grassland, wears clothes at the foot of ten soil, swans spread their wings and birds don't return, pure wine is meaningless, and it rains at three o'clock. Hint: confession code-answer: the moon represents my heart.

14. The tree has a heart, a western beauty, a hand holding her chin, a person by your side, and a heart of death, talking about herself, ten pieces of furniture, a white spoon and two children, living together. Tip: confession code-answer: it's really hard to forget you

65438+ hint: confession code-answer: I came to get married on a blind date.

65438+ hint: advertisement code-answer: I have always loved you deeply and still miss you so much.

65438+ hint: two idioms-answer: drinking before flowers and under the moon.

18. When love is strong, people are haggard and love you so much that they don't regret it. It is wrong to miss you and forget you. They would rather be heartbroken. I don't complain. Life is just a dream. I am used to seeing flowers bloom and fall, but I am afraid of their origin and fate. Tip: two idioms-answer: childhood friends have two small conjectures.

19. Cattle hit the monk's house, two people carried one tree, two trees failed to make a forest, the moon was curved, the road was far southeast and northwest, the Eight Immortals crossed the sea by knife, a man and a woman stood side by side, and two bamboos were taller than the sky. Tip: Confession code-Answer: It's funny to meet you here.

20. When the swan comes, the birds don't come back. I was drunk alone in the peak of the mountain. When I look at the beautiful scenery, I feel lonely and deeply buried. I am accompanied by flowers and plants day and night, and my youth is miserable. What is the crime of this move? One day, I will come to your side. Tip: advertisement code-answer: I really can't live without you.

Couples are funny, brain teasers, simple articles

1. Under the moon, the West Building shadows in pairs. The sky is colorful and the night is boundless. Lovers meet in their dreams and go their separate ways at sunrise. The white goose swam in the water, scaring Yuanyang, but it was intended to meet and get out of the way. Who says nothing, lovesickness lasts for a hundred days? Tip: advertisement code-answer: friend, you are the only one for me.

2. The pen is difficult to write, so stop here, stop here. Love couples in the future, but it is hard to meet after ruthlessness. Pomegranate blooms slowly and sugar dissolves slowly in cold water. As long as two people's hearts remain the same, they will meet one day. Hint: the code word of blessing-answer: I wish all the best tomorrow.

3. A little love brings a white head and misses you every day. Don't blame me for being infatuated. I often see you in my dreams. If you and I are destined, the peach blossoms will bloom in March and the autumn fruits will be the sweetest. Hint: Vague code word-Answer: A day's sight is like Sanqiu.

The cow ran into a monk's house. Two men carry one tree, two trees don't make a forest. The moon is curved, and the road is far southeast and northwest. The Eight Immortals crossed the sea and sat with a knife. A man and a woman stand side by side, and two bamboos are taller than the sky. Tip: Confession code-Answer: It's funny to meet you here.

5. Solitary defeat, no silk weaving in the orange, no mountain climbing in Emei, coconut can talk, no bottom to hide. Bai Mudan is not a grass, it is riddled with diseases. Tip: confession code-answer: you are the pain in my heart

6. Heart and death depend on each other, and the words of friends are true. People stand by you, hungry and without food, so an old friend wants to live forever, come and go until death. Tip: confession code-answer: I can't forget you.

7. A little love brings a white head and misses you every day. Don't blame my infatuation. I often see you in my dreams. If you and I are destined, the peach blossoms will bloom in March and the fruit will be sweet after autumn. Hint: Tibetan Poetry-Answer: I don't see Sanqiu for a day.

8. The swan flew away and the birds didn't come back. The two trees are connected, reaching the East China Sea in the day and reaching the West in the month. Spring and autumn are four seasons, and I am anxious to die headless. If there is no chance to fly solo, when will the woman go out? Hint: confession code-answer: I want to marry you next year.

9. With flowers and plants as companions day and night, youth is wasted and miserable. What crime did you commit this time? You will come one day. Hint: confession code-answer: I have always loved you deeply.

10. Birds fly over Swan Lake, and we meet in the daytime to solve the suffering of lovesickness. I just forgot to care about it, but I couldn't help but move the national jade. But how did I get back? Baoyu was not in the valley, and my thoughts were only in my heart, and the single aristocrat was attached. Tip: advertisement code-answer: my heart can only accommodate you.

1 1. A bunch of bamboo swans are still in Qingshan Temple. Birds have gone, and the past has become a blank. There are many rainbows in my heart. I can't hide my feelings. I can't stand on high and look into the distance. Who knows? Tip: confession code word-answer: wait for me to say I love you.

12. The swan flies away and the bird does not return, and the good word is headless; There are two more strokes in the middle of the word (Shuang Mu doesn't pick up Lin Xin), and the combination of people and children is himself. Tip: advertisement code-answer: I love [miss] you very much

13. Guan Gong rode a one-way street and people met. As far as I'm concerned, a thousand trees don't make a forest. I'm the best in the article, with the underworld as the leader. Tip: advertisement code-answer: send you a rose.

14. The old trees cover the sky and the branches are hard to see, so I have no bottom in my heart. Zhao is not a woman, and her goose feathers are gone. He suffered a lot and claimed that he was accompanied. Accepting to leave is a friend, and lovers have no intention of hooking up with the moon. Bamboo has always been lonely and single-minded, and never worries alone. No one can travel with you if you have to keep your mouth shut. Tip: advertisement code-answer: I'm sorry I love you, it's hard to love someone.

15. There is a cold temple up and down in the bamboo forest. He is like a monk who has no immortals, standing alone on the top of the mountain in the wind, denying that he wants to be immortal. You wait for a person to stand by, sigh in the air, bow your head, run around the mountain, and look for the crown on your head. Tip: Advertisement Code-Answer: Do you know I'm waiting for you?

16. No regrets. Big brother has rules on his head, so he can't take it. Single aristocrats look forward to the evening, but lovers are lonely. They want to meet here. Tip: confession code-answer: I love you more every day.

17. When Huaihai saw the water recede again, the two men replaced the obstacle stone, the right hand at the top of the moon disappeared, and young men and women stood by the tree heart. What knows love best in the world? Tip: advertisement code-answer: it is rare to have a lover

18. A bamboo tree in Hanshan Temple can't be used by someone. This statement cannot be fulfilled. Whenever it rains, the swan disappears as soon as it comes out. Tip: confession code-answer: when you say you love me.

65438+ hint: advertisement code-answer: it is difficult to love someone.

20. Old trees are hard to find, poor but unintentional. Zhao Guo has a concubine who is not a woman, but no goose feathers. I don't want to be shy when I'm away. You have suffered a lot, changed friends, and claimed that someone was with you. Hint: confession code-answer: I'm sorry I still love you.

2 1. lovesick tears wet the sleepless pillow, lovers torment frustrated souls, and they feel the pain of parting, and lovers wander off the street. Tip: type an idiom-answer: unforgettable.

22. A flower blooms in the water and a lover comes over. I have the heart to pick the flowers in the water, but I am afraid that the water will come up. Peach blossoms in February, my lover is you. I just want to sneak a look at you and fall in love with you at first sight. Tip: Confess your secret words-Answer: Never make your friends sad.

23. Ten days of missing is like crossing October, geese in the grass pond step on the sunset, ducks in the field hold their hearts like ducks, and they are single-minded about love past lives. Tip: Confess the code word-Answer: I miss you every day.

24. My heart is eighteen plus one eye, which is commensurate with a single aristocrat. People come and go without the sun and the moon, and a person is accompanied to old age. A tall head has only one pair of feet. Passepartout, southeast and northwest, there are many people, and they are not husband and wife. Hint: vague code-answer: I miss you for 365 days.

25. Heart to heart, autumn water lingering, while others stand by, timid and unable to touch their hearts. Please kiss the world goodbye, smile and turn into smoke, and leave some affection. Hint: dating rules-answer: I want to give a briefing with you.

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