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China's classical lyric jokes

Within 1. 100 words, lyrical narrative description with long sentences in classical Chinese.

The stars turn to the stars, and the surrounding areas are sparse, and the Sinian year will go. Looking back, the original luxurious Zhumen has now become wormwood.

In the Spring and Autumn Period, five tyrants made trouble, and world cooperate, the seven chivalrous men. The matter of the emperor will never be reversed. How many people in the Central Plains can return deer? However, the envelope bone cried for three days.

Beauty wears makeup and is poor. Lotus creeps, and gold and jade are in harmony. When the King of Wu visited Taiwan, Emperor Wu hid Gillian in the Golden Hall, swallows danced lightly in the palm of their hands, real people cried, and their daughters were red. Stan's dead! Zhangtailiu has withered, and everyone is dust.

Wei, who lives in Sunhe and Gongque, belongs to the DPRK. Once moved to the east, but the grain is growing. The temple is high and Suzaku is absent, and it is hard to bear the autumn snow!

Teenagers are arrogant and proud of the world. What the hell happened to Joan Lin? Martial arts is still full of sky! Alas, what a distinguished guest in the cloud, climbing stairs quickly and taking a bath in Feng Wang. Laugh and ask heaven, who and * * *?

Lonely geese in the sky, frosty Leng Yue. Who can compare with the long pavilion and the short pavilion through the ages? Laughter: After a hundred years, look back!

2. Who has a collection of lyric sentences or essays? It is the pursuit of the wind or the persistence of the tree that leaves a heart (old Chinese) that tells me that beauty is always far away, so we will keep looking for it.

The drift bottle stubbornly lies in the embrace of the beach, waiting, waiting for the beauty to come back one day, and so on.

Before it is dull, our love is like sugar, until it is sweet enough to make people sad.

You said you wanted to fly freely. I opened my hands and sent the kite string to the sky. I just want to tell you that I hope you really don't feel sad after liberation.

On the way, I continued to look for the lost beauty.

But I don't know if the beauty of the past can cure my heart now.

We travel through time and space, so we grow old slowly, but we lose each other's arms.

We grow old in time, but we can't see each other's smiles anymore.

I don't know if I should continue to look for the beauty of the past, but I really want to say, I'm sorry, forgive me for not being able to grow old with you.

Can you help me collect some lyric articles, poems and classical Chinese?

Some people praise the luxury and beauty of peony, others praise the fragrance and elegance of lily, and some even like lotus flowers as clean as ice. Colorful flowers pave the way for setting off the strangeness of the green leaves behind. ) How many literati in the past dynasties regarded flowers as treasures and wrote many excellent chapters on the theme of flowers. However, it is the green leaves that are not noticed by the world that set off these beautiful, charming and dazzling flowers.

In spring, when you walk into a sea of flowers, do you think that flowers bloom by ordinary green leaves? It is these green leaves that, through countless labor-photosynthesis, produce a lot of nutrients for flowers to grow, making them more enchanting than one. And the green leaves themselves? She never pretends to be proud. She tried her best to make the flowers bloom and set them off with her emerald green.

In midsummer, the green leaves hold up a green umbrella hand in hand, which brings coolness to people.

In autumn, under the blowing of autumn wind, green leaves wither and fall off in succession. She is not sad for her short life, nor for not being appreciated. She bravely embraced the fragrant soil and was willing to turn it into nutrients in the soil, which was absorbed by the tree and made it thrive. ...

I often think: flowers are beautiful, without green leaves, they can't show their beauty. Naturally, so do human beings. A person, even if you are a leader, can only make a difference among the millions of ordinary workers in Qian Qian. (From things to people, the transition is naturally appropriate. )

What a great quality a small green leaf reflects. In real life, I don't know how many people like green leaves make their own contributions in obscurity.

Our beloved teachers, in their own posts, teach us to learn cultural knowledge. I don't know how much love they have devoted. I hope we can grow into useful people. Like spring silkworms, they selflessly give everything to mankind and raise us with hard sweat. Isn't everything they do like those green leaves that are not noticed by the world?

I want to be an ordinary green leaf.

4. Ancient Poetry Classical Chinese Dream Yangzhou once-in-a-decade good sentence, won the unfortunate reputation of a brothel-Du Mu.

In the past, I am gone, and I have a bright future. Now that I'm back, it's raining and snowing-The Book of Songs.

There are no graves in the mountains, rivers are inexhaustible, winter thunder bursts, summer rain and snow, and heaven and earth are combined to dare to be with you. -Han Yuefu folk songs.

Grass by Qingqing River and Philip Burkart Road-Folk Songs.

A piece of red dew fragrance, sex in vain heartbroken-Li Bai.

Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, the road is sunny but sunny. -Liu Yuxi

Taohuawu Peach Blossom Temple, Peach Blossom Fairy in Peach Blossom Temple, Peach Blossom Fairy breeds peach trees to drink-Tang Yin.

I want to get wet by clothes, apricot blossoms and rain, but my face doesn't feel cold. -Monk Zhinan

The shadows are shallow and the fragrance floats at dusk-Lin Bu.

The pear flower garden melts the moon, and the catkin pond is breezy-Yan Shu.

5. Love classical Chinese sentences (as long as they are not poems and songs, I want them) "Shang Xie"

Evil! I want to know you and live a long life.

There is no mausoleum in the mountains, the river is exhausted, there is lightning in winter and rain and snow in summer. Heaven and earth are one, but they dare to separate from you.

Guo Feng Nan Zhou Hanguang

There are trees in the south, don't worry; There are women on the Han River who want to pursue the impossible. Han is too broad to swim; The river is so long that it is impossible to take a raft. The salary is wrong and the words are awkward; The girl is getting married, so feed the horse quickly. Han is too broad to swim; The river is so long that it is impossible to take a raft. The salary is wrong and the words are awkward; The girl is getting married, so feed the foal quickly. Han is too broad to swim; The river is so long that it is impossible to take a raft.

yellow

Phoenix phoenix phoenix phoenix phoenix phoenix phoenix phoenix phoenix phoenix phoenix phoenix. I didn't know what to do when I didn't meet Xi. Why don't I go to Sishang today? There are beautiful women in the boudoir, and the people in the room are poisoning my intestines. Why do you want to be a mandarin duck, and it is soaring! Burning, burning, burning, burning, burning, burning, burning, burning, burning, burning, burning. Who knows in the middle of the night? My wings fly high and my thoughts make me sad.

There are also some scattered:

It's better to forget each other than to be in the Jianghu.

Wealth in life and death, Cheng Yue holds your hand and grows old with you.

There are beautiful women in the north, and they are peerless and independent.

Take care of the city first, then the country.

It's best not to know the whole city and country?

Beauty is rare again!

If the relationship between two people is long-lasting, it is still a matter of time.

A moment that should last forever has come and gone before I know it.

I don't regret that my belt is getting wider and wider, which makes people haggard for Iraq.

Laugh 30,000 times with you, and leave without complaint.

Two people from one generation have been fighting for the disappearance of two places all their lives. Acacia don't look at each other, who is spring?

If life is just like the first time, you don't have to draw a fan in the autumn wind.

Well, that's all I think about for the time being. These are my favorites. Hope to be satisfied ~ ~ ~

6. A sentence about love in classical Chinese [translation] Flowers bloom like a tune, and brilliant red in spring is easy to lose. Helpless to destroy her, there are cold rain and night breeze. The residual flowers in the wind and rain, like a woman with rouge on her face, are fascinating and I don't know when to meet again. People grow up in hatred and grow eastward like that flowing water.

Black Nightcrow (1)

Nan Tang Li Yu

Hua Lin thanked Chun Hong, but he was in a hurry and had no choice but to come to the wind after the cold rain. Cochineal tears, 3 stay drunk, when heavy, 4 natural people grow up, hate water.

To annotate ...

This song was originally a Tang song, also known as Meet You Huan, Autumn Night and Bright Moon, and Going to the West Building. Thirty-six characters, Kamikatahira rhyme, the next two rhymes and Ping two rhymes.

2 Xie: Withered.

3 rouge tears: refers to women's tears. The woman's face was smeared with rouge, and tears ran down her cheeks.

When will it be heavy: When will we meet again?

judge

This word reflects the infinite disappointment with life in the description of the remnants of late spring, and is a model of live lyric. Beginning with the sentence "flowers in the forest have withered in spring", it shows the author's feelings of hurting spring and loving flowers; And the continuation of "Too hasty" will strengthen this feeling of hurting spring and cherishing flowers. The messy residual red, spring hurried by; The spring of the author's life has already left in a hurry, leaving only a broken spring heart and a broken spring dream. Therefore, the feeling of "being in a hurry" is of course caused by the speed of forest flowers dying, but it also combines the lament that life is short and the future is numbered, which contains the author's rational thinking on the process of life.

This sentence points out that the reason why the forest flowers hurried away was the invasion of wind and rain. The author died young in the spring of life, not because of hurricanes and too much rain. Therefore, this sentence is both an exclamation and an exclamation. "Helpless" is full of feelings of being unwilling to be destroyed by external forces and hating oneself for being unable to change the ecological environment.

The three sentences in "Tears of Rouge" are personified, which shows the farewell feeling between the author and Hua Lin. Here, on the one hand, it is the frustrated who lived to the end of the world and handed over the canopy, and on the other hand, it is the explanation flower that is no longer in full bloom, and the red disappears and the fragrance is broken. The two men suddenly opposed each other and won the prize. According to the last sentence, "Flowers in the forest have withered in spring", the "Rouge Tears" is a variation of Du Fu's poem "Flowers in the forest are wet by rain". The flowers in the forest are invaded by the wind, and the flowers are red and sad (next to the fish on the left), like rouge. "rouge tears", this is also called. But hanamoto has no tears. In fact, the author who is used to "seeing things from my point of view" has developed empathy for him and made him personalized. The author's body is changing through the ages, crying blood without tears. Isn't it rouge

"stay drunk", one is "stay drunk", flowers are solid and pity people, and people also cherish flowers; In tears, it is hard to say whether people keep flowers or flowers. With the word "drunk", we vividly wrote the mode of infatuation with each other and becoming reluctant at an early date, while "when is the most important" aroused the disappointment and confusion that people shared the same hope with flowers and knew that their hopes could not be realized.

To sum up a sentence, "People naturally grow up and hate water in the east", and benefit from sadness in one go. It seems that "Growing Hate on Earth" is not only expressing one's frustration, but also covering up the shortcomings of the whole human life. It is a sigh that integrates and condenses countless painful life experiences.