Homophonic joke

Once upon a time, there was a very cold swordsman.

His sword is cold,

His head is cold,

His body is also very cold,

His feet are cold,

His hands are cold,

He was cold all over, too,

Finally,

He was frozen stiff.

Once upon a time, there was a fat man. One day he fell from the third floor and died, so he became a fat man.

One day when I saw my uncle in the vegetable market, I greeted him and said, buy two dishes for my uncle?

My second uncle sighed and said, the child is so boastful that people can't talk about it yet.

Drink with leaders and others, raise your glass and say loudly, "Let's die together!" My brain was too hot.

One day, a man met God. ......

God suddenly kindly gave the man a wish. ......

God asked ......

Do you have any wishes? ......

The man thought about it. ......

I heard that cats have nine lives. ......

Then please give me nine lives. ......

God said, ......

Your wish has come true. ......

One day, the man was idle and bored. ......

If you want to say death, forget it. ......

There are nine lives anyway

Lying on the tracks. ......

As a result, a train passed by. ......

That man is still dead. ......

Why is this?

Because that train has 10 cars. ......

Xiaohua, did you use my pencil?

Xiaohua: No, I'm useless.

Bug: Are you really useless?

Xiaohua: I'm so useless!

Bug: Alas, you are the17th person to admit that you are useless.