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What kind of person is Chang? Do you like it?

1. Achang (Source: Achang and Shan Hai Jing in Morning Flowers and Evening Picking)

Personality characteristics: Chang was Lu Xun's nanny when he was a child. She can't sleep well, and likes to observe carefully. Stepping on Lu Xun's favorite Tibetan mouse annoys her.

However, when her sincerity and kindness are shown, such as the book Shan Hai Jing given to Lu Xun, Lu Xun cannot but feel respect and gratitude. A Chang is a typical rural working woman in feudal society. She is strong, hardworking, sincere and kind.

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My eldest mother, as I have already said, is a female worker and always leads me. To put it bluntly, she is my nanny. My mother and many others call her that, which seems a bit polite. Only my grandmother called her Chang.

I usually call her "grandma" without the word "long"; But when you hate her-for example, when you know that she killed my Tibetan mouse, call her Chang.

We don't have long surnames there; She is short and fat, and "long" is not an adjective. That's not her name. I remember she said her name.

What girl, I have forgotten now, in short, not a long girl; I finally don't know her last name. I remember that she also told me the origin of this name: there was a female worker in my family who was very tall, and this was Zhen Achang.

Later, she went back, and my girl came to fill the vacancy. But because everyone was used to screaming, she didn't change her mind and became a dragon mother from then on.

2. Father (Source: "Wu Canghui" in Flowers in the Morning)

Personality characteristics: a little unreasonable. The father used his children's playful nature to force them to recite, which deeply hit the children and left a psychological shadow, thus revealing the suppression and destruction of the feudal patriarchal clan system on their nature.

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Because Dongguan is far from the city, everyone got up early in the morning. Last night, a big ship with three tiled windows docked at Jiangkou, and chairs, meals, teapots and snack boxes were moved down one after another. I laughed and danced, urging them to act quickly.

Suddenly, the worker's face showed a very worried look. I knew something was wrong. Looking around, my father stood behind me. "Go and get your book." He said slowly.

This so-called "book" refers to Jian lue that I read when I was enlightened. Because I don't have a second one. Our school age is very strange, so it reminds me of when I was seven years old.

I was so nervous that I brought my book. He sat me at the table in the middle of the hall and taught me to read sentence by sentence. I read sentence by sentence, knowing fairly well.

After reading about twenty or thirty lines in two sentences, he said, "Read it for me. If you can't recite it, you are not allowed to go to the meeting. " With that, he stood up and walked into the room.

I seem to have poured cold water on my head. But what can we do? Nature is reading, reading, memorizing-and reciting it.

3. Mr. Fujino (Source: "Mr. Fujino" in Flowers in the Morning)

Personality characteristics: Mr. Fujino is a very respected mentor of Mr. Lu Xun during his study in Japan. He is untidy, but he is very strict in his studies. He was honest and enthusiastic, and paid great attention to Lu Xun's study, which was in sharp contrast with the Japanese students' contempt for China students at that time.

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About Saturday, he sent his assistant to call me. When I arrived at the laboratory, I found him sitting between human bones and many separated skulls. He was studying the skull at that time, and then published a paper in our school magazine.

"My lecture notes, can you copy them?" He asked.

"You can copy a little."

"Show me!"

I handed in my copied speech, and he accepted it and returned it to me in a day or three, saying that he would give it to him once a week in the future. When I took it down and opened it, I was taken aback and felt uneasy and grateful.

It turned out that my handout was changed in red ink from beginning to end, which not only added many omissions, but also corrected Lian Wenfa's mistakes. This situation continued until he finished his courses: plastic surgery, vascular science and neurology.

4. Fan Ainong (Source: "Fan Ainong" in Flowers in the Morning)

Personality characteristics: Fan Ainong was the image representative of a group of small intellectuals full of patriotic feelings at that time, and their fate ups and downs were closely related to the development of the times.

They experienced the psychological process of dissatisfaction with darkness, expectation of revolution and disappointment with revolution. The persecution of society and the embarrassment of life drove them to a desperate situation.

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Later, I went back to my hometown and learned something more detailed. Ai Nong didn't do anything at first because everyone hated him. He is difficult to get along with, but he still drinks. His friends invited him.

He seldom comes into contact with people, only a few younger people he met later are more common. However, they don't seem to want to hear more complaints from him, and think that telling jokes is not as interesting as telling jokes.

"Maybe I will receive a telegram tomorrow. I opened it and it was Lu Xun who called me. " He often says that.

One day, some new friends invited him to go to the theater by boat. It was past midnight when he came back, and there was a storm. He was drunk, but he insisted on peeing beside the boat. Everyone dissuaded him, but he wouldn't listen, saying he wouldn't fall. But he fell down. Although he could swim, he never got up again.

The body was salvaged the next day and found upright in a diamond swing. I still don't understand whether he slipped or committed suicide.

5. YanTaitai (Source: "Notes" in Flowers in the Morning)

Personality characteristics: a two-faced person who likes to make trouble, instigates children to do evil, and then walks and gossips. YanTaitai often instigated children to do bad things in this way, and passed the buck neatly.

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Once, when I was in my teens, I competed with several children to see who turned more. She counted from the side and said, "Well, eighty-two! One more turn, 83! Okay, 84! ……"

But Xiang, who was spinning, suddenly fell down and Xiang's aunt just came in. She went on to say, "Look, didn't you drop it? Don't listen to me. I told you not to turn, don't turn ... "

After my father died, I often went to her house, but instead of playing with the children, I talked about leisure with YanTaitai or her man. In fact, I think I have more things to buy, more things to see and more things to eat, but I just have no money.

Talking about this one day, she said, "Mom's money, you can use it, isn't it yours?" I said my mother had no money, and she said she could sell the jewelry.

I said there was no jewelry, and she said, "Maybe you didn't notice. When you look around in the chef's drawer, you can always find something like beads ... "

These words sound strange to me, so I stopped looking for her, but sometimes I really want to open the chef and look for it carefully. Less than a month later, I heard rumors that I stole things from home and sold them.

It really makes me feel like I fell into cold water. I know the source of the rumor. If it is now, as long as there is a place to publish, I will always scold the gossip fox tail.

But then, I was too young. In the face of rumors, I even feel that I really committed a crime. I'm afraid of looking at people and being caressed by my mother.

Reference: Baidu Encyclopedia-Morning flowers and evening flowers