Just kidding, new.

Laugh and don't forget me. Today is my birthday. My girlfriend called early to say that she would come to my house for my birthday in the evening and give me a surprise! Hearing the good news, I worked hard, and it was three o'clock in the afternoon in a blink of an eye. Here we are! At first glance, there is only one dish and one soup left in the canteen-fried three beans with meat (fried soybeans, green beans and peas with meat) and radish soup. No way, customers who have been running all morning are already growling, so they have to order a big plate of meat, stir-fry three beans and make do with a big pot of radish soup. Unexpectedly, as soon as I got off work, my stomach began to move violently like a cross-country engine! In a flash, puffs of gas rushed out of my body! Just then, my girlfriend called and said that she had arrived at my home and asked me to hurry back. Oh, I have no choice but to go back. I hope he won't see my mess! I tried to fart a lot on the way home, and my stomach felt much better when I got home. I don't think there will be any problem. Far away, I saw my girlfriend waiting at the door. She looks a little excited. She shouted, "honey, I have prepared a wonderful gift for you tonight, which will definitely surprise you." My girlfriend covered my eyes with a piece of cloth before I entered the door and said that she would give me a surprise! He took me to the chair in front of the dining table and made me swear never to peek. Suddenly, I wanted to fart again. Just then, my girlfriend's cell phone rang. This saved my life. I found a reason for her to answer the phone in the other room. As soon as I left, I seized the opportunity to put all my weight on one leg and let my fart out. This fart is not only loud, but also smells like rotten eggs, even I have eaten it, so I touched the chair cushion and fanned it hard. Another fart came again, and I cocked my legs again. It sounds like the rapid rotation of a diesel engine, and the smell is even worse. In order not to suffocate myself, I waved the chair cushion vigorously, hoping that the smell would dissipate as soon as possible. Once I just felt better, another fart came out. I just stood up, bent down, held my breath, pushed my ass back and pushed it up. This fart is really first-class I heard the newspaper on the dining table being blown to the ground. ⒏: I never dare to open the shroud, but I keep farting in the dark to quickly expel all the gas from my stomach without making the whole room stink! I simply took off my belt, put my pants back to my ankles, groped to open the balcony door, pursed my ass in the air and began to fart wildly. Oh, I feel much better! I waved my pants and fanned the chair cushion, praying that the smell would dissipate quickly in the next ten minutes, so I simply put it down and fanned it. When the air in the room and my stomach were refreshing, I heard my girlfriend's footsteps. I quickly put on my pants, adjusted my hair and began to smile gracefully. My girlfriend apologized to me for calling her for so long first. She gently untied the cloth that covered my eyes and pointed at my back and said, "What a surprise!" " ! All my good friends are here. They say you are very graceful and handsome in the photo! You see, the five people at this table are my good sisters in the company, and those on the balcony are my best friends in college! "At this time, I was very shocked to find that there were several girls sitting around the dining table and others standing on the balcony. They all came to this birthday party that surprised me very much. Now, every one of them looks at me with an indescribable expression.