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Zhou and ma PK results.

I just read Zhou's open letter and feel very sincere. To tell the truth, everyone will inevitably go the wrong way when starting a business, but just correct it. He really won the applause and support of so many users when he did 360. He suggested that Ma could invest in them instead of copying them. Moreover, the development of QQ all the way really depends on what software the industry does well. Lack of people is like a snake swallowing an elephant. The user is tied to the belt to play because there are users, and Ma also said that the battle of 360 will win. I feel sick at the thought of the horse's proud face. If such a big company has no morality, it's best to give you all the meat, and others can only drink the rest of your soup. How many smart people have you killed? In foreign countries, if other companies make good software products, big companies will buy them and let them continue to develop vigorously, instead of copying and killing small companies, because this will not work and will lose users. The horse's behavior makes me feel disgusted. When surfing the Internet the day before yesterday, QQ forced me to log off, and then asked me to lift the restrictions, asked me to download its computer doctor's things and experience check software, and asked me to uninstall 360, which made me even more disgusted. I have to care about your business with 360. What's more, there was something wrong with my computer, and I didn't know what QQ had changed in the software, so I had to reinstall it just now. I dare not install QQ now. I installed 360 at the first time. At least I know that 360 won't threaten me to uninstall my favorite software, and it won't make my computer go wrong. I really despise this behavior of horses. The following joke is well written.

Teng Teng, many years ago, my mother gave birth to you. You are my mother's first child, and my mother loves you very much.

Then my mother was pregnant with 360. He is better than you, but my mother still loves you more.

When my mother was young, in order to support you, she opened various drills and members. She never forgets to keep in touch with you with her mobile phone wherever she goes.

You know how mom feels about you.

With money and hard work, your mother finally raised you.

But your brother and mother owe too much. You have so many clothes, red, yellow, blue, green and purple, but your brother has only one set of green clothes, which he has worn for many years.

He doesn't want anything. He's always protecting you and your mother.

You have grown up and your wings are hard. Now you want your mother to choose between you two brothers. Your mother's heart is bleeding.

What you did was so decisive.

My mother raised you with her mobile phone and computer for many years. It's a waste of time.

Yesterday, my mother chose you on impulse. But then I took your uncle's advice.

Mom really can't make a choice.

If you have to choose, your mother can only give your computer to your brother and support you with her mobile phone.

To warn you.

We are all from China, after all, blood is thicker than water.

There is a foreign guy named MSN who wants to recognize his mother as an adoptive mother. His mother didn't even think about it. She still loves you and your brother.

Mom knows that your brother's protection has become a burden to you in some ways.

You have your career and your future. Whether you choose sunshine avenue or the wooden bridge, your mother will bless you. After all, she raised you for so many years.

But if your mother chooses your brother, will you give up your mother?

Mom wants you two brothers to talk it over and don't let your parents get hurt again, okay?

Mom is waiting for your good news.

Mom will watch the door for you at home. Think it over and come back.

The story of mother and son is well written. If QQ is forcing me, I have to recognize a foreign son MSN to take care of my mother.

If the mother chooses Teng Teng, she can't look at her younger brother 360, but only at Teng Teng's head, ears, buttocks and smelly socks. She has to endure Teng Teng's smelly temper and give all her money to Teng Teng. She can't find a new father to Teng Teng, otherwise Teng Teng threatens to beat her mother. It seems that Teng Teng is spoiled by his mother. If he continues to spoil Teng Teng, he might as well eat meat, drink blood and chew bones.

Today Tencent forced to uninstall 360. If 360 successfully falls, Tencent's next plan is:

Uninstall sogou and use QQ input method instead, otherwise QQ will not be used;

Uninstall Want Want, you can't use Taobao, use pat instead, or you won't use QQ;

Remove Firefox, IE, and use TT, otherwise QQ will not be used;

Unload go-kart and play QQ, otherwise QQ will not be allowed;

Uninstall storm video and switch to QQ video, otherwise QQ will not be used;

Uninstall Qian Qian to listen to cool dogs and switch to QQ music, otherwise QQ will not be used;

Uninstall Fang Hao VS and switch to QQ battle platform, otherwise QQ is not allowed;

Unload Alipay and switch to Tenpay, otherwise QQ will not be used;

Unload RMB and use QQ currency instead, otherwise QQ is not allowed;

Dismount the People's Bank of China and replace it with QQ Bank, otherwise you won't be allowed to use QQ.

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In fact, Tencent once reconciled with 360, hoping to solve this matter privately. 360 also agreed, but I didn't expect Tencent to finally give Q coins. .....