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What are some funny and meaningful interview questions?

Question: Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest?

Answer: Molly.

Reason: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine.

2. Question: What is the pencil's surname?

A: Xiao.

Reason: Sharpen (sharpen) the pencil.

3. Question: What line do orangutans hate most?

Answer: parallel lines.

Cause: Parallel lines do not intersect (banana).

4. Question: Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

Answer: Eraser.

Cause: Eraser (rubber difference).

5. Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.

Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

6. Question: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?

Answer: ice cream.

Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).

7. Question: Which historical figure should be beaten the most?

Answer: Su Wu.

Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea).

8. Question: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard.

Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.

9. Question: How to make sparrows quiet?

Answer: Click.

Reason: Silence (silence).

10. Question: Who runs fastest in history?

Answer: Cao Cao

Reason: Speak of the devil.

1 1. Q: Who is Mi's mother?

Answer: flowers

Reason: peanuts

12. Question: What is white plus white?

Answer: equal to the white rabbit.

Reason: Xiaobai No.2

13. Question: 30-50 which number is worse than bear shit! !

Answer: 40

Reason: Facts speak louder than words.

14. Question: What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out?

Answer: Wang Leehom.

Reason: to coax.

Question: What if I come out again?

The answer is: Han Hong.

Reason: Still coax.

1ウ The chairman of a large company recruited a female secretary and gave three test questions. Can you answer that?

Question 1: What are the similarities and differences between bicycles and women?

Question 2: What are the similarities and differences between a hot kettle and a woman?

Question 3: What are the similarities and differences between refrigerators and women?

After reading a mm question, the answer is as follows: (Don't read it as a minor)

1. Bicycles are similar to women and can be ridden by people.

The difference is that a bicycle can only be ridden by pumping air first, while a woman rides it first and then pumps air.

2. A hot kettle is similar to a woman and can be poured in.

The difference is that a hot water kettle can only be poured in by unplugging it, while a woman can only be poured in by plugging it in.

The refrigerator is similar to a woman, you can put a piece of meat in it.

The difference is that the meat in the refrigerator is soft when put in and hard when taken out, while the meat in a woman's body is hard when put in and soft when taken out.

As a result, this mm was admitted. ...