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What are some funny and meaningful interview questions?
Answer: Molly.
Reason: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine.
2. Question: What is the pencil's surname?
A: Xiao.
Reason: Sharpen (sharpen) the pencil.
3. Question: What line do orangutans hate most?
Answer: parallel lines.
Cause: Parallel lines do not intersect (banana).
4. Question: Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?
Answer: Eraser.
Cause: Eraser (rubber difference).
5. Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of?
A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.
Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.
6. Question: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?
Answer: ice cream.
Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).
7. Question: Which historical figure should be beaten the most?
Answer: Su Wu.
Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea).
8. Question: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?
Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard.
Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.
9. Question: How to make sparrows quiet?
Answer: Click.
Reason: Silence (silence).
10. Question: Who runs fastest in history?
Answer: Cao Cao
Reason: Speak of the devil.
1 1. Q: Who is Mi's mother?
Answer: flowers
Reason: peanuts
12. Question: What is white plus white?
Answer: equal to the white rabbit.
Reason: Xiaobai No.2
13. Question: 30-50 which number is worse than bear shit! !
Answer: 40
Reason: Facts speak louder than words.
14. Question: What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out?
Answer: Wang Leehom.
Reason: to coax.
Question: What if I come out again?
The answer is: Han Hong.
Reason: Still coax.
1ウ The chairman of a large company recruited a female secretary and gave three test questions. Can you answer that?
Question 1: What are the similarities and differences between bicycles and women?
Question 2: What are the similarities and differences between a hot kettle and a woman?
Question 3: What are the similarities and differences between refrigerators and women?
After reading a mm question, the answer is as follows: (Don't read it as a minor)
1. Bicycles are similar to women and can be ridden by people.
The difference is that a bicycle can only be ridden by pumping air first, while a woman rides it first and then pumps air.
2. A hot kettle is similar to a woman and can be poured in.
The difference is that a hot water kettle can only be poured in by unplugging it, while a woman can only be poured in by plugging it in.
The refrigerator is similar to a woman, you can put a piece of meat in it.
The difference is that the meat in the refrigerator is soft when put in and hard when taken out, while the meat in a woman's body is hard when put in and soft when taken out.
As a result, this mm was admitted. ...
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