Who can make me laugh in four seconds with the best joke?

There lived a monk and a nun.

A nun keeps an eagle.

One day, the eagle took the monk's fork, bucket and spoon.

In a rage, the monk plucked all the feathers of the eagle.

When the nun found out, she came to the monk.

The nun said to the monk, "You want a fork (insert), I'll give you a fork (insert), you want a bucket (poke), you want a ladle (fuck), and I'll give you a ladle (fuck).

But why did you pluck my eagle hair! ! !