Drunk workplace proverbs

This morning, the team office called to inform that the team will hold a meeting the day after tomorrow, deploy the geological prospecting team for two days of structural adjustment, report tomorrow afternoon, and ask the captains of various drilling teams to attend the meeting. Lin Qiang thinks that he was hospitalized not long ago. Li has been staring at that rather demanding drilling rig. So I breathed a sigh of relief with Lao Li and asked him to go back to the office for a meeting, or he could go home and watch himself in the drilling team. Seeing that Li was polite, he didn't refuse any more. He simply tidied up, took a long-distance bus back to the team in the afternoon and could be with his wife in the evening.

The next afternoon, Li came out of the house and hurried to the office. After finding the meeting group to report for duty, they were arranged to live in the team hostel. My roommate is Wei Gang, captain of the 208 well team. I saw him lying in bed with his eyes closed. Li greeted warmly: "Lao Wei, I am early. I just arrived. What new spirit will this have? "

"Hey, Lao li, why didn't you come? I heard that you were hospitalized with a leg injury. How's it going? Well, are you all right? " Weygand raised his body and asked.

"Oh, our driller was hit by a drill. This is also one thing. He's fine. It doesn't matter. Hey, Lao Wei, what's the meeting tomorrow? "

"I'm not sure. I just heard that the whole team is going to adjust the team and industrial structure. The whole team left13 personnel to form an exploration field army, and took out13 personnel to carry out diversified operations, saying that they were engaged in extension, construction, machinery manufacturing and road and bridge construction related to geological majors, and the rest had to be laid off or retired early. " Wei Gang said.

"Let's explore, doing this is our strength and specialty, running a restaurant or something, and then don't pay. Hey, what are the conditions for exploration? " Li asked.

"I'm not sure."

"What, are you still hiding it from us?"

"It's no secret, I'm not sure. It is said that the requirements for drilling rigs are: first, the exploration and construction ability is strong, the monthly footage of a single machine should be above 1200m, the pass rate of super-grade hole A should be above 95%, and the once drilling rate should be above 98%; Secondly, it requires high quality personnel. The proportion of rig personnel should be above 1/3, and the drillers who graduated from technical schools should be above 2/3, with an average age of no more than 35. Third, rigs that have won the general title of' Youth Civilization Gang' or' Red Flag Team' can directly enter the exploration field army. " Weygand said in one breath.

"I have the impression that you seem to be seven or eight years younger than me. You have a cleaning rig, and you have a good relationship in the bureau. Your drilling rig is definitely not a problem in the exploration industry! Hey, what about other rigs? " Li knows that Wei Gang and the deputy director in charge of safety production and equipment in the bureau are uncles, and he knows a lot of inside information, which must be more than that.

"I really know these. Forget it, don't say it, then what to do. Go, go, let's go out for a drink. We haven't sat together for a while. It's my treat tonight! " Wei Gang said with a smile.

Li thought it was not good to go out for dinner just after reporting for duty, so he said, "Lao Wei, let's eat at the guest house tonight. Shall I treat you out for a drink another day?"

Wei Gang is a little unhappy. "Why, look down on me and don't give my brother this face?"

Li quickly explained, "That's not what I meant. I have attended many meetings in the team. In my experience, if I don't eat tonight, I will definitely eat tomorrow night. Let's eat in the guest house tonight and then drink together! "

Wei Gang said, "Tomorrow's wine is tomorrow's, and today's wine is today's. Just say, give it to your brother. If you want to be with your brother, don't say anything. Let's leave now. No, you stay here! Just drink two glasses of wine, why bother! "

Seeing this, Li had to agree: "OK, but just the two of us, don't spend too much money, just two dishes."

"Lao li, how did you become such a mother-in-law, what all don't, as long as we two brothers happy, isn't it? Besides, it's not too difficult for me to spend some money as a captain, just to really eat and drink, and we can eat and drink as much as we can, right? That is to sit down. Go! " Wei Gang said as he opened the door.

A waitress just came to deliver boiled water, thinking that Wei Gang specially opened the door for her and said, "Thank you!" " "After putting away the thermos bottle, I walked out of the room, turned around and asked enthusiastically," Do the two leaders need any service and help? " Politely said to Li, "Not yet. We will call you when necessary! "

"ok!" When the waitress finished speaking, she glanced at Li and sent the boiled water to other rooms.

Li followed Wei Gang out of the hostel and came to a small restaurant in this street. After sitting down, Wei Gang asked Li to order. Li said: whatever, you'd better have some! Wei Gang ordered four or five dishes and then asked what to drink. Li asked for a bottle of Red Star Erguotou. He doesn't want Wei Gang to spend too much money. Wei Gang is also the head of the drilling team, knowing in his heart that Lao Li wants to save money for himself, so he has nothing to say.

Soon, all the wine and vegetables were served. After Wei Gang filled Li and his glass, he picked up the glass and said, "Lao Li, this Spring Festival has passed, and the New Year has passed, and everything has been said, but the friendship between our brothers has not ended. Come on, let me propose a toast to your brother for this first glass of wine. I will do it. Feel free! "

Li Guoyi waved after hearing it. "Far away, all brothers, mutual respect and love, I did it!" As he spoke, one hand dried up.

Then Wei Gang filled two cups, ate two dishes and said, "Lao Li, yes man, drink in pairs." You can't drink this second glass of wine. Come on, let's go to another one! "

Li said to him, "Old Wei, don't do it either. Just take a sip! "

"That can't do. I'll just take a sip. People say I am dishonest. I'll drink it dry. I'll drink first! "

When Li saw this, he had to follow suit. After Li drank the wine, he gave Wei Gang a chopstick dish. "Come on, Viagra, have a bite!"

While chatting and eating, Li raised his wine: "Ah, we have known each other for a long time. Although we are not in the same drilling team, we are also in the same unit. We usually have a good relationship. Today, I will borrow your wine and have a drink with you! "

Wei Gang snorted "OK", raised his glass and touched Lao Li, and then did it.

Two people eat and drink. Soon, Wei Gang was drunk and talked a lot. "You say ... is it easy for us to be a fucking well captain and secretary? There is a captain in charge of the section chief, and we have to worry about the guys below when we go down. Sometimes both ends are bad ... "

Li said quickly, "that's, that's, come on, brother Wei, drink less wine and eat more food." Let's stop drinking and talk, shall we? "

Wei Gang's tongue is a bit clumsy. "I'm fine ... what kind of wine is this?" I think the five of us once drank four attractive bottles ... Today we have this bottle of wine, no problem ... No ... But since you said you wanted to talk more, I went on to say ... for example ... it is not easy to win the trust of the team leaders, but we still have to do it if we want to succeed. Dude, I didn't have a drink to blow with you. I tell you, I have a deep understanding of this. How is my brother? He is the head of the bureau. Supposedly, I have this relationship to protect me. It is not a problem to be promoted to an official position. That's what I was thinking. But who would have thought that the other end was still a captain of a small well, that is to say, a captain. Who is to blame ... only themselves ... only themselves for not taking the team leader seriously and not gaining the trust of their immediate superiors. I understand now, but it's too late ... I'm 47 this year, and there's a saying that when people reach 47, the department will not approve it. Although your brother is a deputy battalion commander in the army, he is not the same now, and he is not young ... So you must get on well with the leaders and gain their trust ... Otherwise, at this age, you will have to go down if you say let you go down ... Brother, don't you think so? "

Li smiled and said, "You're right. I didn't think so much. I might as well tell you that I'm over 50, so what am I afraid of? I've seen through everything. You see, my work is okay. I'll do it if I want. It doesn't matter. What's the matter! "

Wei Gang said drunkenly, "You may think like this ... You are decent and manageable ... As long as you do your best in your work and achieve good business performance, you will win the appreciation and promotion of the leaders ... In fact, this is not the case ... It is not enough to rely on these ... You have to find opportunities to report your thoughts to the leaders more ... and have some emotional exchanges ... Hey, Lao Li ..." As the saying goes, life lies in sports ... Being an official is running ... If you don't run, you can only stay where you are ... "

Li suddenly realized, "alas, I didn't expect to say so much here. Listening to you is really better than studying for ten years. " It seems that people like me can only be suitable for simple political work, and they are really not good at being officials! "

Weygand hurriedly said, "that's not necessarily ... you have good interpersonal and organizational leadership skills ... maybe one day the leader will think of you and give you an official position ..."

"Old wei, you have gone too far. Let's not talk about things that have disappeared, lest others call us idiots! "

"I'll tell you ... it's true ... I'm not afraid of my brother telling me, so don't tell anyone ... the other day, the team recommended several leaders in the work area, including you!"

Li's heart is pounding, and it seems that his guess has been confirmed. See people in wine. Seeing Lao Wei like this, he won't joke with himself. "Yo, there is such a good thing, how do I have no idea? It seems that I really have to say that Lao Wei is wild and rich! Come, let's go to another one! " Talk first, then do it.

When Wei Gang saw that he had done it, he stopped talking and was busy doing it.

Li smiled and said, "Well, Brother Wei is a friend of loyalty and righteousness!"

Wei Gang looked at Li He with fascinated eyes and said, "Although I am not very capable, one thing ... is to make friends. I am especially willing to make friends who are capable and capable like you ... I can say for sure ... people can't forget their friends at any time ... Yes, I tell you ... you can't forget your future friends ... Even now, you should give people respect ... courtesy ... and don't think that the work these people do is deserved. Don't be too rude now ... usually you can tell them what to do, or even scold them a few words, but at this critical moment ... you should respect them ... handle interpersonal relationships well ... don't look down on these seemingly insignificant colleagues like I used to. If they unite ... one pot is enough for you ... especially the people in the team organization ... although they have no position, their power is not.

Although Li Yi believes these words in his heart, he doesn't think so in his mouth: "Is it so serious?"

"Of course, you don't laugh! Look at Director Xia in our team's office. He started work later than me ... but look at how fast people are making progress. They have been directors for several years ... they are very proficient in this field. Before the old director retired ... the first thing this boy did when he went to work every day was to fetch water and pour tea for the old director ... clean the table and sweep the floor ... It was really hard ... After that, he went back to his office to fetch water and clean the table ... When the old director answered the phone, he stood silently ... secretly learning how the old director talked with the team leader. How to talk to the general staff ... Sometimes the old director needs to take notes or something ... He immediately hands over a pen ... or fills a teacup with water ... To show respect for the leader for these trivial things ... Can the old director not feel good about himself ... After a few years, the old director will retire, and suggest to the team leader that he be the deputy director of the office ... and take charge of the office work in an all-round way. Another deputy director, because he always resents the old director in his way at ordinary times ... I thought that the old director retired and I could take over as a matter of course ... I didn't buy the old director's account between words ... Unexpectedly, later, I didn't help the righteous ... I became the agent of my former employees ... You said that this man was in the officialdom and didn't pay attention to these little things ... It wasn't himself who suffered in the end. ........

While listening, Li thought, I remember reading a book about leadership management before, which said that the competition in the modern workplace is, in the final analysis, the competition in details. Details affect quality, details reflect taste, details show differences, and details determine success or failure. Because in details, it can often reflect a person's cultural level, professional level and internal quality. For example, there are two college students assigned to the same big enterprise, with the same education, the same level, even the same age, gender and physical condition, but after two or three years, they are very different. One is to be a business supervisor, responsible for the market operation and planning of the unit; The other is an ordinary employee. The reason is that one pays attention to the details of the work, does small things well, does not arrive late for work or leave early, and the leader orders the work to be completed immediately and carefully; On the other hand, after the work is finished, I go to work every day, but I don't pay much attention to some seemingly ordinary things. The phenomenon of being late for work and leaving early happens from time to time. Sometimes I even draft a report, and there are two or three typos that should not appear. It seems that small things can really achieve great things. Considering this, Li agreed and said, "People can't help themselves in Jianghu. Leaders are always leaders, and we should respect them, just like you and me. We also hope that the drilling crew will respect us ... "

Weygand suddenly took a sip of wine and said, "In the middle, it seems that Li Ge has learned the essence ... In fact, I am not as good as you ... and I am not as good as Director Xia ... I also said that Director Xia is a prick ... Sometimes the team leader said something at the meeting, or said something wrong ... He didn't even hear it, and the whole one was deaf and dumb ... Someone found the office and said it was ours. Is there a written record ... I didn't hear it ... So how many embarrassment and embarrassment have been avoided for the team leader ... Do you think such a person leader can not like it! "

Li said calmly, "Leaders are human beings. Since man is not a god, of course, he will put his foot in his mouth sometimes. So we need to know, so that we can know what to do when this happens. Of course, there is no fixed way to deal with this kind of thing. We should be merciless and affectionate to people. Be the first, be the second. Under the premise of not violating national laws and team policies, and not causing major losses to both sides' interests and faces, try to be flexible and natural as much as possible and end things without leaving a trace. "

Wei Gang said, "That's right ... that's right. Nothing is skill, it must be flat. If you want to be a grandfather, you must learn to be a grandson first. If you want to be a leader, you usually have to think about the leader everywhere ... Director Xia's future is spelled out with his body ... I used to be a teetotaler, but I couldn't take care of my body for the sake of the leader's body. I have to work hard at the critical moment ... Seriously, wine can be a good thing sometimes, as long as I drink wine with the leader ... it will narrow the distance between the superior and the subordinate ... and it will be convenient to find the leader to handle affairs in the future. ...

Li didn't expect that Wei Gang, who usually looks unremarkable, would have so many practical ideas. These words are not usually said to others. Everyone is hello, I am good, everyone is good. Only when you drink wine and are a little drunk will you say it.

Wei Gang raised his glass and looked at Li, took a sip of wine alone, and then said, "Let's just say that we are the battalion chief here. Although the position of captain is not big, he is the most basic leader in the geological team. Without our foundation, the exploration task in that team could not be completed at all. Can't let the captain and the secretary directly take the driller to drill a well? So we must also have the leader of this link to organize drilling rig construction, don't you think so, Lao Li? We have been playing with our brothers all day. It's not enough to be silly and direct. We must learn to care and respect our brothers, otherwise who will work hard for you ... However, caring and respecting others is also a principle ... otherwise, we will pretend to be grandchildren and be polite and good to everyone, and there will be no prestige, right? Although the gap between people on a drilling rig is not so different, after all, there are differences, which vary from person to person ... Well, as people often say, the reason is the same. For people with high self-esteem at work, you have to be subtle and stop here! Because words are too heavy, it will hurt their self-esteem, affect their production mood, and is not conducive to their work. For those who don't consciously have two sides, they have to pull their faces down and criticize and scold them severely ... well, just like rural people deal with the common shouting donkey. Aren't you persisting and going backwards? Then pump it hard to see if it dares to mud again ... Actually, Lao Li, managing drilling rigs is a university question, and it can't be mastered in a day or two. ...

Li thinks what he said is very reasonable. Now everyone knows that if you want to work in a company, there is another aspect besides doing your job well, and that is interpersonal relationship. This kind of relationship includes the relationship with leaders, peers, subordinates and even the wife at home. Don't believe me, if your relationship with your immediate supervisor is frozen, it will go to the point of adding a cruel word, that is, no matter how good your work is and your ability is, the leader will not promote you and reuse you, so people say that age is precious, diploma is indispensable and education is the most important. Thinking like this in my heart, I said, "Speaking of criticism, I once heard a jingle, which was quite interesting. This jingle is called the trouble of criticism-criticizing the higher-level official position is difficult to protect, criticizing the relationship at the same level is difficult to engage in, criticizing yourself for asking for trouble, criticizing the lower-level votes, criticizing the wife for food and clothing, and criticizing the lover relationship! "

Weygand nodded hard. His mouth was foaming and there were turbid tears in his eyes, but he casually shouted, "Hey, this jingle is so tasty ... it really is." What happened to the leader? He's human, too. Everyone has vanity. Let's do the same. Who doesn't want good news? If you criticize you all day, do you still have the energy to work? Isn't it ... Besides, leaders also live in this world, and they have to eat, drink and sleep ... There are also problems that are difficult to solve ... But it's hard to say for themselves. It depends on the people below ... When they realize this, they will do it for him. At this time, he didn't say anything, but he looked at you with special respect in his heart ... you said that you are also a secretary. If you have such a wise man around you, can you not like him? Impossible ... Even if he has a little problem, will you persist? Isn't it, that's unreasonable! "

Li thought that although Wei Gang was in the same team, there was no power struggle between them. As long as there is no such conflict of interest between two people, and there is no situation where you block me and I hold you down, then the relationship between people will be much simpler and more real, and everyone will take off their masks, just like a group of men in the bathhouse. Everyone is like this. If they have to wear briefs to take a shower,

Wei Gang said while drinking, but the more he said it, the more sad he became. Later, he had a runny nose and cried with tears. "It's a bit like we do sesame officials ... usually in the unit, no matter what, we must be a person with our tails between our legs. We have to endure grievances and grievances ... you, you say, what is this for? A man who doesn't want to be promoted and succeed in his career, but this is not ... you can come if you want ... I am also a man who runs for five in one breath, so I see through this matter and understand your brother. People have to fight for it when they are young ... but at our age, I don't understand. What if you fight for it? Maybe you will be more disappointed because you have already tried.

When Li saw it, he shook his head in his heart: Why bother? In real life, people can't be happy with everything. There is always something unsatisfactory, and there is no need to anesthetize yourself with wine. Wouldn't it be silly to stop talking and let outsiders see the joke? It's best not to drown your sorrows outside, let alone talk nonsense. We should face everything that happens in front of us with a positive and happy-go-lucky attitude, and greet the ups and downs of life with an open-minded and indifferent attitude, so that the boat of life will not run aground because of a little interference and vortex, and then continue to move towards our predetermined goal.

He thought about it, called the waiter, settled the bill, carried Wei Gang outside, called a tricycle and helped him sit back.