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What jokes can make her laugh?

It's funny that my girlfriend fell down. I quickly took out my mobile phone to take pictures. The girlfriend's face sank: "When you are laughing, have you ever thought about others?" I was stupefied, and quickly sent the photos I just took to Weibo.

When I was eating in a restaurant yesterday, a woman at the next table just came back from going to the toilet. I think she's wearing makeup. A Macey Eva at her deskmate looked at her and asked, "Auntie, why do you always have a bright mouth when you come out of the toilet? Have you eaten shit? " . . Then Mengwa cried because her aunt didn't take her.

Recently, an advertisement word "Shorty, you don't have to grow taller, I'll bend over." . It is very warm, isn't it? Then someone said, "Fatty, you don't have to lose weight. I can lift weights." Cute, too, isn't it? Later, someone said, "The clown forced me, you don't need plastic surgery, I'm blind" ... Hehe .../net

What have I done? Raise a son like you! You are a boy! You should pursue girls. Why do you think about men all day? ""dad! This is actually your fault. " "Well" "Who told you to name me Ji Cheng? ""…………"

During the filming of the first episode of Harry Potter, Emma broke the props, Dan put the lid on and pretended that nothing had happened, while Rupert was laughing. This is exactly like the characters in the play. I miss three lovely little actors who were so young in those days.

From the front, the art of English is a great god; ; On the other hand, it is a mean dog. In fact, people who do evil in turn want to live. Even if you believe there is a lie, even if your friend will inevitably end up, even if you forget, you must get it first, even if your lover will end up eventually! Did you find out?

After dinner, my wife and I are too lazy to wash the dishes. I suggested, "Why don't we guess boxing?" Loser washes! She shook her head and said shyly, "no way, she is a lady, and guessing boxing is so rude!" ""I thought about it and suggested, "Then let's guess coins!" Then I took out a coin from my pocket, and suddenly she raised her hand and slapped me: "How dare you hide private money!" " "

Seeing my favorite sister, I went over and blindfolded her: "Guess who I am?" Yu Xiaoming?' "Right, guess what I want!" "How should I know? Let me go! " Sister said a little coquetry. "Then I'll give you a hint. Are you waiting for the No.72 bus? " "hmm!" "That's right," so I covered her eyes with my hand. "Look ahead, it just drove away!"

I am a completely clean woman. I go home before 9 o'clock on time every day. I'm not having an affair with any man. I like painting and listening to Irish CDs. I lived like this until my 40th birthday yesterday, and my parents kicked me out of the house.

Find someone with a nice voice, so that even if you quarrel, you can forgive him immediately as long as he says "Baby, I'm sorry". Imagine a gruff voice howling at you, "Gaha, wife! I'm angry! Look in the mirror and see how you cry! I cried so ugly! "