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Classic quotations from Li's birthday
1, it's nice of you to be so confident. I like you like this. But I can't, so I will be your retreat.
2, a person wants to have another personality, which is one of the more difficult delusions to realize.
If you can pretend to be a good person all your life, you are a good person.
Everyone is working out, and the people who work out are quite complacent. I think that fitness running and alchemy herbs are really the same thing.
5, it makes no difference elsewhere, life is now.
6. Why are you struggling? Where can you go if you leave? The universe is so big that there is no home for you.
All roads lead to Rome, but I don't want to go to Rome.
8. Only when people are responsible for themselves can they be responsible for the universe.
9. I saw an old man walking alone in the street, carrying a bag and panting. Yes, fortunately, aging comes slowly.
10, there is no rain tonight, and the evening breeze is soothing everywhere.
1 1, the equality of all beings does not mean that all beings have the same value, but that all beings have no value.
12, language is so unreliable, but we use language to decide everything.
13, I also ask myself this question every day. Am I more knowledgeable today? No, but it doesn't matter. Sleep peacefully.
14, the only way to lose is not to play.
15, because I found a lot of truth, which is not in the book. Only by constantly doing things can we understand some problems. When we really start doing things, those so-called problems become a kind of comfort.
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