Afternoon class meeting! Looking for the latest 20 riddle jokes and their answers that are difficult to guess or that few people know! Be harmonious, not vulgar...

There was a meat bun. One day it went to drink, but it was drunk, so it vomited while walking while holding on to the telephone pole. As it vomited, it turned into a steamed bun

Xiao Ming's father has three sons, the eldest is called Da Mao, the second is called Ermao, what is the name of the third? It's called Sanmao. ........Because Xiao Ming is a woman.

4. How many brothers does Aladdin have? 3. Ala Jia, Ala B, Ala B

7. Xiao Ming had his hair cut, and when he came to school the next day, his classmates saw his new hairstyle and laughed and said: Xiao Ming, your hair is shaped like a kite. oh!

Xiao Ming felt aggrieved and ran outside to cry. As he cried, he flew up. . .

8. A pair of corns fell in love, so they decided to get married. On the wedding day, one corn couldn't find the other corn.

The corn asked the popcorn next to him: Have you seen our corn? Popcorn: My dear, is she wearing a wedding dress?

9. Xiaohuamei said to her mother, "Mom, I don't feel well today and don't want to go to school... Mom said it's uncomfortable there?"

Xiaohuamei said, "I don't know why I I always feel sour all over my body.

10. A couple went to die for love, but they only had enough money to buy a bottle of pesticide, and the amount of pesticide in this bottle was only enough to kill one person. But in the end both of them died. Why? Answer: They bought this bottle of pesticide, opened the cap, and it said: Another bottle. (Hahaha~)

11. There was a grenade. One day after it finished eating, it cleaned its teeth and suddenly found a thorn in the middle of the teeth. It pulled it out with all its strength. It exploded...

12. Xiao Ming’s father said to Xiao Ming: If you behave well today, your father will take you to the market to watch others eat sweets.

13. An international student was taking a driver's license test in the United States. The road sign in front of him told him to turn left. He was not sure and asked the examiner: "turn left?"

Answer: "right" So... Hanged up... (Hahahaha~ This is so weird)

14. Question: Where do users like to shut down their phones the most? Answer: Ningbo Question: Why? Answer: "Sorry, the user you dialed has turned off"...

15. There was a person who felt his feet were very sore while walking. When he looked down, he stepped on a lemon!

17. A Chinese student was involved in a car accident on a highway abroad. The person and the car fell off a cliff. When the traffic police arrived, they shouted: "How are you?" The foreign student replied: I'm fine, thank you. . Then the traffic police left, and the international student died.

18. A group of great scientists played hide-and-seek in heaven after death. When it was Einstein’s turn to catch people, he counted to 100 and opened his eyes and saw Everyone hid, only Newton was still standing there. Einstein walked over and said: "Newton, I caught you." Newton: "No, you didn't catch Newton." Einstein: "You are not Newton, who are you?" Newton: "Look at what I have under my feet. What?" Einstein looked down and saw Newton standing on a square floor tile with a length of one meter and a width of one meter. Newton: "This is a square meter of one square meter under my feet, and it is Newton/square meter when I stand on it, so what you grasp is not Newton, what you grasp is Pascal." (This is more accurate, hahahaha)

19. Make a sentence using "Kuai Qie", children: A train passed by, "Hua Qie Qie Qie"

20. Let me tell you a funny story~~ A chicken slid down the mountain... . This is a funny story

21. Once upon a time there was a man named A Shuang.

He died.

The day of the funeral.

His family members cried: ‘

It’s so cool... it’s so cool. ’

Passers-by were puzzled. Asked: "What do you enjoy?"

'

The family cried bitterly: 'It feels so good... so good!!'

22.

One day, the turtle father, turtle mother and turtle The son's family decided to go on an outing. They brought a Shandong pancake and two cans of sea chicken and set off to Yangmingshan. After ten years of hard work, it’s finally here! They sat on the ground, took off their equipment and prepared to eat. As a result, I discovered that I didn’t bring a can opener!

Turtle son: "...Then I will go back and get it."

Turtle dad: "Good boy! Hurry! Your parents are waiting for you to come back and have dinner together. Go and come back quickly!" "

Turtle son: "You must wait for me to come back! Don't break your promise!"

So Turtle son set out on his way home...

Time flies like an arrow. Shuttle, 20 years have passed in the blink of an eye, but the turtle son has not yet appeared.

Turtle mother: "Honey... do you want to start eating? I'm so hungry..."

Turtle dad: "No! We promised our son! Well...wait for him for five more Years, if he doesn’t come, leave him alone!”

It has been five years, and the turtle son has still not been seen. Turtle’s parents don’t care anymore! The two elders decided to start.

Took out the big cake and was about to eat it...

Suddenly, Turtle Son poked his head out from behind the tree...

Turtle Son: "Damn! I knew you would steal it! You lied to me to go back and get the can opener? I waited for twenty-five years and finally got it! I hate it the most!

23.

Xiao Xin: Dad, why are there three gold in my name?

Dad: You are short of gold in your life, so you named it Xin. For example, some people are named Miao because they are short of water, and some people are named Sen if they are short of wood.

Xiaoxin: Dad, what do you think Sister Guo Jingjing is missing in her life?

24.

A male and female friends were sitting on a bench in the park and fell in love. The girl suddenly wanted to fart.

She said to the guy: I’m studying at a school where birds are chirping. It doesn't sound right to you.

The man was happy to hear it.

So, the woman let out a loud fart under the cover of the "cuckoo cuckoo" sound.

Female: Doesn’t an elephant sound like a bird?

Male: The fart sound was too loud, I couldn’t hear it clearly!

25.

A turtle? He was injured and asked Snail to buy medicine. Two hours later, Snail still hadn’t come back. Turtle yelled anxiously: If you don’t come back, I will die! At this time, Snail’s voice came from outside the door: You ***. Besides, I won't go!

26.

One day, an ant came over and said to the elephant, "Stand up." Get up. Ant! Sit down. The elephant asked Ant what he wanted to do. He stood up and sat down. I lost my underwear and saw if it was for you.

27.

The elephant accidentally stepped on the ant nest, and the ants came out of the nest and climbed on the elephant one after another. The elephant shook himself and the ants fell down. There was also an ant that fell on the elephant's neck and screamed "Strangle it to death"

28.

One day in computer class, there was a row of classmates' computers. The computer crashed. So a classmate stood up and said, "Teacher, the computer crashed, and our row is dead." At this time, many classmates said: "We are also dead." At this time the teacher asked: "Who else is not dead?" Only one classmate stood up: "I'm not dead yet!" The teacher said strangely: "The whole class is dead, why don't you die?" ”

29.

Before a monkey eats peanuts, he has to stuff them into his butt and then take them out to eat. The administrator explained: Someone once fed him peaches, and the peach core was pulled out. If it doesn’t come out, the monkey will be frightened, so it must be measured before eating.

Xiao Ming: “Dad, am I a stupid kid? "

Dad: "Silly boy, how can you be a stupid boy...