An embarrassing joke about forgetting to bring your wallet to dinner.

Have you ever forgotten your wallet? The following is a funny joke about forgetting to bring your wallet, for reference only. Welcome to read!

I went to dinner with my new girlfriend and found that I forgot my wallet.

Last night, I went to dinner with my new girlfriend. Halfway through dinner, I suddenly found that I forgot my wallet. After thinking about it, I had no choice but to ask my girlfriend. I blushed because I was really embarrassed. I said hesitantly, something unexpected happened to me at this moment. She blushed and said, I love you, too.

A group of passengers who just boarded the plane were invited down by the staff because the parts of the plane were broken and needed to be repaired. After a while, the staff came over and told the passengers that they could board the plane and the plane would take off soon. The passenger asked strangely: Is it repaired so fast? The staff said:? No need to repair, just a new pilot who dares to fly this plane. ?

A boy is about to start his first date in his life. He was nervous and didn't know what to say, so he asked his father for advice. Dad said: My son, there are three topics that apply to this occasion: food, family and philosophy. ?

The boy went to an appointment. They came to an ice cream shop and everyone ordered an ice cream. Neither of them spoke, and the boy became more and more nervous. At last he remembered his father's advice.

He asked the girl, Do you like potato pancakes? She replied:? Don't! ? Then there was a silence.

A few minutes later, the boy tried the second question:? Do you have any brothers? The girl replied:? No? There was another silence.

The boy then decided to play his last card. He thought about it and asked the girl the following question: If you have a brother, do you think he would like to eat potato pancakes?

The wife said to her husband:? Every time you go out, I worry. ?

? "Honey, don't worry, it's okay." Her husband comforted her. I'll be back any minute. ?

Wife:? This is exactly what I'm worried about. ?

I made so many jokes when I was learning to drive in a driving school.

A student practiced reversing into the warehouse, but he couldn't get in left or right. Finally, the coach calmly got off. Come on, come on, get down! I'll go with you two, okay?

This is my first time on the road, and I am a little nervous. I even put my seat belt on the co-pilot's bayonet and asked the coach, Coach, why don't you wear your seat belt?

The coach gave me a look and said, nothing, as long as you are happy. ?

Coach:? Come on! ?

Me:? I will give up! ?

Coach:? Come on! ?

Me:? Thank you, coach, for your encouragement! ?

Coach:? Me? I told you to step on the gas! ?

Ever practiced on the road?

The coach said,? Xiao Jing, I find that you are not driving too fast, but flying too low. ?

I was very nervous when I practiced driving for the first time! I get off from the right, go around to the left and open the door? Then a loud cry:? Huh? Where is the steering wheel! ? The coach looked back at me and said quietly, wretched, you opened the back door.

During the practice of changing positions, a car in front blocked up, so the students leaned out and shouted at the car. Hey, well, please move the car.

The coach said coldly. When buying a car in the future, tell them, I don't want a horn, can it be cheaper?

Subject three is waiting for the traffic lights at an uphill when he is practicing driving. But as soon as the green light came on, I never dared to leave again. Then the coach turned to me and asked, What's the matter? Don't you have a favorite color?

Driving on the mountain road, because I was nervous, the coach told me to turn left and I turned right. The coach said to me helplessly. You look at my face?

I just glanced at the coach and suddenly felt a churn in my stomach. I suddenly opened the car door and threw up.

The coach turned blue and said, I'm ugly, but I've taught thousands of students and I haven't seen anyone who vomits look at me! ?

Go to Lijiang to play these days and prepare yourself.

The boss called the secretary.

Go to Lijiang to play these days and prepare yourself.

The secretary telephoned her husband.

I'm going to Lijiang for a meeting with my boss these days.

The husband calls his lover.

My wife is not at home these days, please stay with me.

The lover calls the tutor.

The teacher has something to do these days, so classes are suspended.

The student's name is grandpa.

There are no classes these days, grandpa. Please play with me.

Grandpa called the secretary.

I can't go to Lijiang. My grandson wants me to accompany him.

The secretary telephoned her husband.

The boss suddenly has something to do and won't go to Lijiang for a meeting.

The husband called his lover.

My wife won't leave. Maybe next time.

The lover calls the tutor.

Classes are held as usual these days.

The student's name is grandpa.

The teacher said that classes would be held as usual these days.

Grandpa called the secretary.