Jokes at the zoo convention.

1\ How many steps does it take to put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Step 3: Open the refrigerator door, put the elephant in and close the refrigerator door.

2\ How many steps does it take to put a giraffe in the refrigerator?

Step 4: Open the refrigerator door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe and close the refrigerator door.

3\ The zoo held a general meeting of all animals, which animals didn't attend?

Giraffe, because it's in the refrigerator.

4\ A man fell into a crocodile pond. Why didn't he get eaten by crocodiles?

Because the crocodile went to the animal convention.

5\ What is the topic of this meeting?

How can we not be put into the refrigerator by human beings?

A man came. Why did all the animals run away?

Because that man is holding a refrigerator.