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An American, a Japanese and an China are exploring the jungle. As a result, they were all arrested by cannibal tribes. But the tribal leader said, "I'm in a good mood today. I won't eat you, but you all have to get a hundred boards, but you can have a wish come true before you get a board." "Americans are the first to get the board. He said, "Before hitting the board, put 1 mat on my ass. "Mat, boards rained down; In the past, 70 boards were ok. After the 70-board back cushion was smashed and there was blood on the board ... America always left. When the Japanese saw this, they asked for a 10 mattress. After 1, 2, 3 ... 100, the Japanese got up and patted their ass, nothing happened; Then he boasted about his imitation ability and re-creation ability with a smelly mouth, and wanted to sit in a Chinese drama. China people get down slowly and say slowly, "Come, give me a Japanese mat. "... good joke! Good mood! One day, the alien leader wanted to attack the earth. He first sent a small soldier to the earth to inquire about the situation. When aliens came to the earth, they happened to meet an old farmer working in a vegetable garden. The alien extended three fingers to the old farmer, the old farmer extended five, the alien extended his thumb and forefinger, and the old farmer extended his thumb. When the old farmer came home, he said to his wife, "Today, I met a clever alien. He asked me for three cucumbers, and I said I would give him five. She said there were eight in all. I praised him for his cleverness. The aliens returned to their planet in a panic and said to its leader, "Great, today I met a powerful earthman. I said I killed three people today. He said he killed five people. I said I shot him with a gun. He said he killed him with his thumb! ! ~"

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