A meaningful joke.

A very meaningful joke. You can watch some jokes when you are bored. Urban routines are deep. I want to go back to the countryside. Some classic jokes can make people laugh and make you feel sad when you are unhappy. The following are meaningful jokes and related information.

Very meaningful joke 1 connotation joke 1

1, I remember in college, everyone was poor at the end of the month. My roommate struggled for a long time and decided to save money for dinner and go out to surf the Internet all night. I bought a bucket of instant noodles in the middle of the night, and suddenly I felt two green lights staring at me. My roommate said a long sentence, give me some soup ... soup, so I had to reluctantly say to him: be careful, don't pick noodles.

My buddy told me about his divorce. The couple quarreled as a bee, and when his daughter-in-law was in a hurry, she shouted, "Divorce if you can't pass!" "My buddy was angry at that time, and stared at Zhuzi without hesitation:" If you leave, who is afraid of who! ".As a result, the two men pushed and shoved to the Civil Affairs Bureau, and the relevant procedures were quickly completed. When the two key parties signed the ring, his wife picked up a pen and began to work.

Frightened, my buddy broke out in a cold sweat and said that he had played too much this time. Just as I was about to kneel down and beg for mercy. Suddenly, his daughter-in-law threw the pen aside with a bang and cried with a wow: "Wow, you idiot, you don't know how to fool me." You don't know that what women say in life is not true. Wow. " The buddy wiped the cold sweat on his head and breathed a sigh of relief.

My father walked more than ten miles in the company yesterday to pick me up from work. I felt sorry for him and said, "Dad, I just need to go home by car, so I don't have to take a detour to pick me up." My father kindly said, "In my father's eyes, you will always be a little girl, and my father will protect you!" " "at this moment, I feel warm in my heart ... at my door, my father shook my hand and said," son, it's time for you to repay me. You must protect your father! "Pushing open the door and seeing my mother's homicidal face, I immediately understood that my father must have offended my mother again.

4, my wife is a little tired of doing family hygiene! So, write down the words "family hygiene is everyone's responsibility" on the family blackboard. At noon, my son added the word "A" after school, and his wife found that the blackboard became "family hygiene, and adults are responsible". In the evening, my husband added a horizontal bar after work. The wife found that the blackboard became "family hygiene, and the wife was responsible".

Once I was playing legend in an Internet cafe, and my best friend came to my house to find me. When she saw that I was away, she took my nephew to the Internet cafe to find me and asked me to get off the plane and have dinner with them. I was forming a team to fight monsters, and I refused. I saw my girlfriend patting my nephew's ass. My nephew pulled his neck and shouted, "Mom, I'm hungry. I want to eat." Later, the owner of the Internet cafe and my teammates at YY Voice suggested that I take my children to dinner.

Connotation joke 2

1. Yesterday, I took my girlfriend home for the first time. My girlfriend is both beautiful and diligent. My father is going to smoke. She picked up a lighter and was busy lighting my dad's cigarette. It also poured wine for my father ... My father took out 1000 as soon as he was happy, saying that he would give us a gift when we first met. Girlfriend took the money and said thank you, Boss. ...

Yesterday, the train went to the toilet and many people lined up. Finally, it was my turn. A beautiful girl came out. When she came out, she dumped her hands and threw a drop of water in my face. I didn't care at the time. The key is that I didn't find the water pipe after going to the bathroom.

3. Going home by bus, the young woman next to her caught fire and held a doll about 3 years old. She cried/kloc-more than 0/00 kilometers, still crying! I said: Sister, you feed some milk, and you are crying like this! Look at the friends around you and feel that you are doing the right thing!

4. Once, I went to the bathroom, just as the cleaning elder sister was mopping the floor. Me: "Ah, are you dragging (taking off)?" Big sister: "Yes, it's over." Me: "Oh, it's so clean that I'm embarrassed." Big sister: "Nothing, you go, there is nothing to be embarrassed about, come in." Me: "You're welcome." Big sister: "Nothing. If you don't do it, others will do it. "

5. A person steals instant noodles at work, eats chewing gum in a hurry after eating, and accidentally swallows it. He's not worried. I'm afraid the gum will stick to my stomach and won't come out. Colleagues comforted him and said, "It's okay. The row can definitely be arranged, but I am afraid. " The man asked anxiously, "What are you afraid of?" My colleague said, "I'm afraid I'll have bubbles when I fart."

6, the wife has nothing to do with her husband's mobile phone accidentally fell! The battery of the mobile phone case fell out! And the hidden 100 yuan! The wife looked at her husband and said, explain! My husband panicked and said, Oh, my God, the phone bill is fucking off!

7. A schoolgirl and her father bought a mobile phone. The girl insisted on buying an apple. 6. My father is very sad. He has smoked. Finally, even the staff couldn't stand it anymore, so they couldn't help but go forward and persuade them: Sir, you can't smoke in this place.

8. Open a shop in my circle of friends to sell clothes, shoes, bags, watches, masks, daily necessities, Maca and lovely bosses ... It's the end of the year. Please pay the rent on time. Thank you for your cooperation! It's not easy for me either I've endured it for a year!

9. My wife is a woman. One day, she came home from work and shouted, "Honey, I'm home. Today, I met a thief on the bus. As soon as I passed by, I found that my mobile phone was gone. Ha ha! So I got off and chased him for two stops. After I caught him, I was beaten, but he refused to admit that he had searched his whole body and couldn't find my Nokia. The thief cried and begged me to say, sister, just pick one of these phones. So I brought an apple 6 back. " I said in surprise, "Wife, you didn't bring your mobile phone today. Isn't this Nokia on the coffee table? "

10, a man invited several classmates to the hotel where they often eat. The hotel owner asked, "My wife didn't come today?" A female classmate slapped the table and shouted, "I'm his wife!" " Who is the woman you are talking about? "The boss hurried out. The whole table burst into laughter. The man was embarrassed to ask her why she was joking. The lesbian said, "Just wait for the discount. "After dinner, I went to check out, and the boss said apologetically," I didn't know you had a lover before, and told my sister-in-law that I mistook you for someone else. This meal is on me. I'm really sorry! "

Very meaningful joke 2. First, my girlfriend goes home for dinner. When eating, my niece always talks and can't eat well. Girlfriend said to her, "Have a good meal and take you to the zoo to see the big tiger after dinner." The little niece curled her lips and said, "I don't want it." We have two tigers at home. " Everyone stopped chopsticks and said, "Where's the tiger?" "Grandpa said grandma was a tigress, and Dad said mom was a tigress." My brother looked at my sister-in-law's gradual change and said, "Oh, my stomach hurts. I have to go to the toilet. " My dad grabbed my brother and said, "You are still young and can bear it. I'd better go first

The second is to play chess with my father-in-law and get a call from my sister-in-law. As a result, she said she would go to the movies and asked me to invite her to dinner tonight. I hung up before she said anything. I'm afraid her father-in-law will eat me!

Third, my sister-in-law was forced by her mother to go on a blind date, but she had no choice but to meet the man: I finally found you after ten years ... The 100 lent to me by Yuan You ten years ago should be returned to me this time! M: Really? Then you slapped me on the playground. What should I do? I

I am watching a fashion show, and my 4-year-old son is playing beside me. At this time, the wife called and the son rushed to pick it up ... Wife: "... where's your father?" Son: "I'm looking at my beautiful sister. She wears very few clothes ..."

5. The weather is really hot. I remembered 1990, when I was a teenager. It's also such a hot day. I have nothing to do at noon. I only have one dollar and fifty cents on me. I wanted to go to the game room to buy six game coins to play all afternoon, so I set off by bike. I had a flat tire on the way. I pushed the roof of the car in the sun for a long time to find a mechanic, and then I went home silently.

Six, drink too much with friends, squatting on the side of the road is uncomfortable. Take out your mobile phone and call your wife: Wife, send me a picture of your face. Wife: You damn fool, come back quickly. I don't think people will go home early. I said: Send it quickly. My friend and I were drunk. I want to throw up, but I can't. I have to watch you try.

What I hate most in the company is not the boss, but my colleagues, because he often calls my wife ugly in front of me. I endured it once, I endured it twice, but he kept talking every day. At noon that day, we sat together for dinner, and as a result, he called my wife ugly again. I finally couldn't bear it. I stood up and picked up the lunch box and smashed it in his face, scolding: "Can you stop saying such disgusting things when you eat!" " "

Eight, people used to say that poverty does not exceed three generations. By the third generation, they are no longer poor and can turn over and start their own businesses. As the third generation, I thought so when I was young, and I didn't know until I grew up. In fact, what I really mean is that by the third generation, I am too poor to even marry a daughter-in-law, and I am dying!

Nine, a beautiful female colleague got up late one day and rushed to the company without time to put on makeup. As a result, she didn't go to work that day ...

Because there is only one key in the dormitory, the key has been placed under the couplet at the elevator entrance. Today, the person who came back from work to the room opposite the dormitory stood at the door. I don't think it's good to take the key directly. In order to prevent others from knowing whether it will be stolen, they have been knocking at the door. When I knocked for the third time, the beautiful woman across the street gave me a kind look and pointed to the couplet and said, There is a key there. ...

Eleven, a buddy of mine divorced his daughter-in-law for two years, and neither of them looked for it again. If there is anything wrong with my ex-wife's family, I need to ask him for help. A while ago, my child wanted to decorate the house and asked my buddy to accompany me to the market to buy the floor. When I arrived at the market, the salesperson asked, do you want a composite floor or a solid wood floor? My buddy asked his ex-wife "get back together?" His ex-wife nodded firmly. "well! Compound! " Later, they went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to remarry.

12. I introduced my girlfriend to my mother for the first time. I went to the restaurant to make a reservation. My girlfriend wore a blue dress and was the first to arrive. There was an expression of surprise on my face. My girlfriend noticed that my face was different and asked me if there was something wrong with her dress. I shook my head and said that your clothes were my mother's type. Hearing this, my girlfriend is a little more expecting and a little less nervous about meeting. After a while, when my mother appeared in front of my girlfriend wearing the same clothes as my girlfriend's hair, I turned to my girlfriend and said, "Are you surprised?" Not surprised? "

13. Today, I asked my wife on a whim: "Wife, you said that I am not so handsome. Why do you always tell others that your husband is cool? " My wife said, "I meant it as a pun when I said you were cool. People who don't know you will think that I have a good eye and found a handsome husband. " I asked, "What does the other floor mean?" The wife replied, "People who know you don't have to say much. In fact, they look so cruel that they should be pulled out and shot! "

One day, a woman asked her boyfriend, "Why didn't I pass the road test?" Her boyfriend asked her what the examiner said. She learned angrily, "Sister Paper, the car is going to hit a tree. You want to touch the brakes and hit the direction. What are you going to do with the horn? " ! ! "

Fifteen, I have a buddy who is either bad or stupid. I haven't found a girlfriend until today. Today, we passed the binary overpass and saw a girl crying there, so we thought of going up to comfort her. My buddy said in an unusually gentle voice, girl, you are crying so sadly! Is it dead? ……

Very meaningful joke 3 1, chase

"What do you think of the incident of the old people chasing young people on the bus?"

"I heard for the first time that paid players can't beat free players!"

2. Grade

My friend's daughter goes to a private school, no matter how hard she tries to rank, she belongs to the lower middle class, especially the top three or four students in the same dormitory, and she feels miserable and has an inferiority complex.

Friends played an important role through communication with the class teacher: the daughter finally regained her self-confidence and rose to the upper middle class-since the original good class became a poor class.

3. inspiring

A very inspirational thing: once a male classmate liked a female classmate.

Male students are a little fat. In order to catch up with girls, I only eat one steamed bread every day and exercise crazily. After the holiday, they were as thin as a different person.

Later, he finally dared to confess to the girl. The girl said, "I don't like you if you lose weight."

Step 4 work hard

My girlfriend said she would marry me when I was admitted to graduate school. I worked hard to get in through the line, and then my girlfriend dumped me and said I didn't have a job.

I was hehe at that time. Will I have no job as a graduate student?

It's been half a year since I graduated, and I really haven't found a job.

Step 5 force

I have read a survey that said that "girls are very happy when they are forced by boys", and the top ones are "strong kiss", "strong hug", "going out on a date and forcibly setting all the schedules", "holding hands tightly", "grabbing arms and taking them away" and "rolling".

Then I did it, and the other party caught me.

Step 6 apologize

Walking in the community park, I saw an aunt with a child so cute, so I went to tease her.

The child's head tilted: "Aunt is so ugly!"

Aunt slapped the child: "apologize to aunt!" " Why do you talk like that? "

The child cried and said, "Aunt, you are so beautiful!" "

Aunt slapped again: "Let you apologize! Who told you to lie? "

7. Distribution

The couple went to court to ask for a divorce. Judge: "You have three children. How are you going to divide them? "

After a long discussion, the husband said, "Well, I'll have another one next year."

Nine months later, my wife gave birth to twins.

8. Fake products

One day half a year ago, the boss was not in the company, and I accidentally broke the teapot on his desk.

I rushed outside and spent more than 300 yuan to buy an identical one.

When chatting today, the boss pointed to the teapot and said, "I didn't expect these dozens of cheap goods to be quite useful."

9. Touch porcelain

Walking back to work, a car turned around in front of me and I wanted to pass in front of him.

The embarrassing scene happened, just like people: he thought I was leaving, and I thought he was leaving, so I stopped. He thought I was going to stop, I thought he was going to stop, so I moved on.

After several rounds, the driver rolled down the window and said, "Brother, please leave me alone, I'm just a Li Xia!" " "

Selected classic jokes

10, reason

Xiaoming was late for class. The teacher asked, "What did you do?"

Xiao Ming: "I just arrived at school and my stomach hurts." I went to the toilet. "

Teacher: "Really?"

Xiao Ming: "If you don't believe me, go to the toilet and have a look. The shit is still there."