What movie and television dialogues can make you laugh at internal injuries?

There is a classic and humorous line in the movie con air. In the movie scene, there are only two people, one is a prisoner and the other is a policeman. The policeman wanted the prisoner to put down his gun first and asked him, "I wonder if I can trust you"? Then, the classic lines came!

Now I only trust two people, one is me and the other is not you.

Coupled with the expression of the police, you will find this very interesting, and the effect is better according to the plot of the movie!

Okay, okay, I'll just say a few things that I think, okay?

Figure 1: In the movie Justice League, Flash has a conversation with Batman. Flash asked Batman what his powers were. Batman replied: I have money and can't sleep at night. I was lying in bed, thinking about the movie Justice League. If I had to choose a superpower, I would not hesitate to choose Batman, a rich superpower.

Fig2: "Have a drink, too. Let's celebrate." "Master, what is there to celebrate?" "Five years, finally wait until this moment, my heart finally hurts." This dress forced me to give full marks.

Figure 3: This line is also funny and stupid. It clearly says "You are the woman of the Elf King", and the next sentence asks what is your relationship with the Elf King. Are you a fish? Your memory is only seven seconds. Awkward. .

There are many lines in TV dramas and movies that can make me laugh, just like the plot in the Korean drama Please Answer 1988 is really funny. There are also many funny lines in the sitcom ipartment. For example, Hu Yifei said, "I really want to take my size 37 shoes to your size 42 face now! A vegetable can speak better than you. Do you believe it or not? I'll plant you in a flowerpot now! ! "Zhanbo asked Hu Yifei," Sister, if someone hurts you deeply, how long will it take you to forgive him? " Hu Yifei told Zhanbo: "Forgive him? Forgiving him is God's business. My task is to send him to God. "

Of course, the dialogue between Hu Yifei and Ceng Xiaoxian is indispensable. Hu Yifei said to Ceng Xiaoxian, "Zhan Bo and I used to be conjoined babies. Before the age of two, our brains were still growing together. " Ceng Xiaoxian replied, "Yes, and then the doctor gave him all the brains of Zhanbo with a sharp knife."

What impressed me deeply was the dialogue between the emperor and Qi Fei in Harem. The emperor said, "Sit down."

Qi Fei: "Men and women just stood and waited on the emperor. Men and women are not tired. "

Emperor: "You block my light, how can I read?"

Qi Fei: "Huh? It blocks the light. Oh! The emperor hurt his eyes reading at night and drank a cup of chrysanthemum tea to sober him up. "

Emperor: "Didn't you just let me drink ginseng chicken soup?"

Qi Fei: "Oh, I forgot my concubine."

Every time I hear "Second Princess" say that, I can't help but hahaha.

..... the emperor is undoubtedly a straight man of steel ~ hahaha

There are too many funny lines. I suggest not eating while watching. Please answer 1988. It's easy to spray, hahahaha.

The TV series Princess Pearl was really classic, and it was broadcast on Hunan Satellite TV every summer. There have been many versions of it, but no matter any later version, it can be said that it can't surpass Princess Huanzhu starring Zhao Wei and others, and there is a line in this TV series that makes me want to laugh so far, that is, May, Er Kang and Er Tai are going to save Wei Zi and Er Tai. I can't help saying, Ertai, are you serious? I believe you must be very familiar with Stephen Chow's films. Yes, Stephen Chow can be said to be a big shot in comedy. Every comedy he directed and starred in is the highest box office. There is a line in Stephen Chow's "Nine Grades Sesame Officer": I'm finished with her, and I won't sell it until I give her money. It really makes me want to rush into the screen and beat him up. At that time, F4 really swept the country, not only because of their handsome appearance, but also because of their chic personality. However, what Doumyouji Tsukasa said in the play is really speechless: If an apology is useful, why do you need the police? This sentence really made me unable to think of anything to go back. Counting the most classic film and television lines, every sentence is very funny, and everyone has said the last sentence!

The series of movies "Young and Dangerous" set off a whirlwind frenzy in three places across the Taiwan Strait, affecting many people. Although more than 20 years have passed, one of the lines is still impressive. Now I think it's almost hilarious. When the pheasant sent Ding Yao home, he introduced himself and said, "My name is pheasant, chicken with a dick".

What impressed me most was shaolin soccer and Stephen Chow. In a ball game, a wrench fell from the opponent's underwear, which surprised everyone. Then the opponent said slowly, I am a mechanic. Isn't it strange that I brought a wrench? Then a hammer fell out!

I am an auto mechanic, so I have to take a wrench with me to tighten it. I hope you don't mind.

As I said just now, as an auto mechanic, it is very logical to have a hammer on you.

Come on, your style is still very famous in the industry.

Well, it's all in vain, like clouds in the sky.

Comrades, the eight-year war of resistance has begun!

You listen to me, I explain, I don't listen, I don't listen.