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Laugh off the classic sentence of fangs, there is no way out, only take the bus.

1, there is no way out but to take the bus. People can't lower their noble heads, except when picking up money. There is a kind of person who only does two things: you succeed and he is jealous of you; You failed and he laughed at you. At that time, my girlfriend and I were looking up information when a window popped up, which was very yellow and violent. Let's turn off the lights quickly.

If people live by eating, that meal is not called rice, but called feed. Flowers often do not belong to those who appreciate them, but to cow dung. Now people who can earn 200 Jin of pork a month are barely white-collar. I'm too beautiful. I can't die. My brother described the sanitation of his dormitory. When I return to the dormitory, I don't want to open my eyes! ! !

Roses are very cheap, you can give them to your wife. On the wrong road, even running is useless! I think I should go to lose weight. Last time I donated blood, I actually shed a hundred milliliters of lard. My wife and I haven't spoken for 18 months, so I haven't had a chance to interrupt her. Thin people are many, fat people are beautiful. Fairy tales are beautiful because they are told by children.

4, life is so beautiful, but I am so grumpy, which is not good, not good! Brother looks so abstract, and there is spring. What are you afraid of? Can talented people like us be handsome? Girl, you not only know the world, but also know globalization! But girl, you must not dominate! If one day I become crazy, please tell others that I am a lady.