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Second grade composition 550 My friend is the most humorous

I have a good friend. We met in the first grade of elementary school. We were strangers at first, but we became familiar with each other later. He is Xiao Cheng.

I remember that in fifth grade, he was the monitor of our class. He is a very responsible person. Once, the school bell rang, but our class was still in a mess. So he took out the "Three Character Classic" and went to the podium to read it. Some students who were more able to carry it clearly also took out the "Three Character Classic" and started reading. But there were still a quarter of the students who couldn't understand it clearly and were still influencing other students. He walked over and said, "Don't you even know the basic rules? If you don't take out the Three Character Classic, I will take your names away." Write it on the blackboard, and when the teacher comes I will tell you to write a self-criticism." Those students were scared, so they took out the Three-Character Sutra and started reading it.

Xiao Cheng is also the comedian in our class. Once, he told us a joke: "When humans are born, they are inherently good. If you don't do your homework, you will be a hero. What will you do if the teacher finds out? Pick up your schoolbag and get out of here. What if you run slowly? Go downstairs to find Ultraman. What should I do if Ultraman flies slowly? What should I do if I can’t hit him with my AK? What should I do if I can’t hit him with a grenade? …” We laughed after hearing this. He added: "This is just a joke, you can't do this." "Of course we know, who could be so stupid?"

Xiao Cheng also has good moral character. Last time, I was eating and throwing away, and the old man behind me said: "The little boy in front, throw the garbage into the trash can!" I ignored him and continued to eat and throw away. He repeated it again. I still ignored him. Xiao Cheng said to him: "Grandpa, let me pick up the garbage!" "This little boy is better..."

It is because of his advantages that I became good friends with him.