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Wulin Gaiden's funny and humorous words of Lu Xiucai: The Great Hero of Guanzhong
Xiucai: Wait a minute, Zi once said that force cannot solve any problem.
Everyone: What?
Scholar: Lu Zi. (Haha, I guess he is talking about himself)
Ji: How you want to die, I will make it happen for you. There's no need to shout first when making a move next time. Take your life -
Xiucai: Wait - you can kill me, but you have to explain first, in whose hands will I die? (You must be bolder than Lao Bai. He is a bit majestic and unyielding. I have to finish my words even if I die...)
Ji: Nonsense, me. Scholar: I... am... who... (Why does it look a bit like Huang Rong's move against Ouyang Feng...)
Ji: How do I know who you are< /p>
Xiucai said with a smile: Here comes the problem...
Ji was confused: What do you mean...
Xiucai : This has to start with the relationship between man and the universe. There has been a problem haunting you for a long time... (He finally found someone to give a philosophical speech to) Ji: What do you mean? .
Xiucai; who am I?
Ji: I already know this.
Xiucai: No, you don’t know. You know, who are you? Is Ji Wuming? No, it's just a name, a code name. You can call me Ji Wuming, I can also call you Ji Wuming, they can both. After taking away the code name, who are you? Ji (stunned him to death haha): I don’t know, and I don’t need to know.
Xiucai (before Ji Fa gets angry): Okay, okay, then you can answer another question for me - who am I?
Ji: This question has already been asked.
Xiucai: No, I just asked about the self, and now I ask about the self. (What a dialectical question)
Ji: Is there any difference? (You’re curious, you’ve fallen into the trap.)
Xiucai: For example, when I use my code name to have a conversation, your code name is also me. What does this mean? Does this mean that you are me and I am you...
Ji: Doesn't this question make sense?
Xiucai: Then let me ask a few meaningful questions. Where did I come from in life and where will I go in death? Why should I appear in this world? What does my presence mean to the world? Did the world choose me, or did I choose the world? (We are beginning to reach a climax. The scholar is really a master at leading the conversation!)
Ji; That’s enough...
The scholar: There is an inevitable connection between me and the universe. Contact? Is there an end to the universe? Is there a length of time? Where does the past time disappear? Where does future time stop? Is the question I raise at this moment the same question you mentioned just now? (Alas, how many philosophical masters have gone crazy thinking about these questions. It is normal for Ji Wuming to have knotted brains.)
Ji (his head was so big that he went crazy): I will kill you--the scholar shouted: Who killed me, and who did I kill? (How brave...it shocked countless people) Ji (stunned): Did I kill me? Scholar: The answer is correct! Let’s do it! ...So Ji Wuming, the top master of the generation, died like this...
End Scholar: He won't wake up again, will he?
Old Bai: Probably not.
Xiao Guo: What kind of statement is this! ?
Xiucai (arrange your appearance and pose): Knowledge is power! The audience applauded...Xiucai: Welcome to this issue of Tongfu Inn knowledge quiz, and see you at the same time next week. Everyone tidied up the scene.
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