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How about the two doors?

The ancients said? When two families confront each other, the main family will shrink back? , the so-called? Two doors? It means that the doors of the two houses are opposite. In fact, the door-to-door pattern is not very good, and it is very inconvenient to open the door at the same time. So if two houses face each other, one family will move.

Two houses can't be door to door, which is not conducive to neighborhood harmony. In modern architecture, two rooms will not be adopted, because if the door is opposite to the door, the opposite one will take a glance at the furnishings in the room and expose privacy, so it is not appropriate. Moreover, in ancient times, this pattern of two rooms was not popular, and craftsmen would not build the doors of the house like this, and the two doors should be staggered by a certain distance. Moreover, two doors also affect neighborhood harmony. If the gap between two doors is small, the opening of the door will affect the other side. If parents are short of piles, it is easy to quarrel, which is really not conducive to neighborhood unity.

Two doors will affect each other's lives and easily lead to contradictions. Imagine that there are only two outcomes in the life of door-to-door service. One is like a family, and the other is definitely quarreling. First of all, two doors, door to door, must bow their heads and not look up. If you want to talk, communicate and chat, whoever has something will definitely know, so it will greatly affect each other's life. For example, if the other party gets married at home, then the other party will not get along well with him. He must also go to the wedding reception, otherwise other neighbors will definitely laugh at him. There are still two doors open to welcome guests. Guests will inevitably ask each other how they are. If they don't know it's inappropriate, it's unreasonable for these two doors to force both sides to know each other. So, after a long time, one of them may be retired. If our two families really have problems, then we can hang a curtain at the door and put more soundproof boards to protect our privacy as much as possible.

Now two doors are rare. Residents want to live more privately and don't want to be disturbed by their neighbors. And the sound insulation effect of the two doors is not good, so few people set the door position like this.