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Joke: The tortoise is ill.
A male turtle and a female turtle meet to go to the seaside for a date. When they went home at night, the two turtles agreed to come back to this place the next day. The next day, the male turtle got up early, dressed himself very handsome and combed his hair. When he arrived at the place where they were dating, he saw something very bright in front of him. The tortoise thought, I am so lucky today. I really found the gold. I walked over and found that the bright thing was my girlfriend. I said to the mother turtle, "So you are more anxious than me." The mother turtle said angrily, "You have the nerve to say that you didn't turn me over when you left yesterday, which caused me to stay here all night."
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