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Name Kuroko Tetsuya (Kuroko Tetsuya) Resume: Ono Kenshō.
Height 168cm position unknown.
Weighing 57kg, birthday 65438+1October 3 1.
Blood group a constellation Aquarius
A brief introduction to the dream sixth person of the "miracle generation" in the basketball department of Diguang Middle School, now studying in private credit colleges. Is a person with a weak sense of existence. However, he used his low sense of existence as a relay player in basketball, passing the ball to the players and touching the ball for a short time. Usually, he passes the ball to the players accurately before others notice it. The method of deceiving the enemy in a phantom way is called "misleading", that is, guiding the opponent's consciousness to the ball or other players and deliberately making others pay no attention to themselves. This is the superpower of sunspot. Because of the low sense of existence, it is easy to be ignored by others, so it becomes the dreamy sixth person. But he also has weaknesses, and his misleading ability cannot exceed 40 minutes. At first, I reached an agreement with Kagami Taiga to prove my basketball to the Miracle Generation, but later I lost to my former partner Daiki Aomine. I am very depressed. Just when I was confused about my basketball, I was surprised to learn that Kagami Taiga was different from the "miracle generation". He trusted himself very much, so he made up his mind to give up his present basketball and strengthen his strength.
Name: Kagami Taiga Resume: Ono Yuuki
Class number of Grade One Group B with 8 times 10
Height 190cm position PF (power forward-)
Leo weighing 82kg.
Master Alexandra Garcia and Brother Himuro Tatsuya.
Aerobic jumping ability
When competing with Xiu De University, it inspires super jumping ability, which is called natural jumping ability and can be compared with "miracle generation". They were all in the United States before the second year of high school, and they have amazing talent and potential. I made an appointment with sunspot to be his shadow and help him become the first in Japan. The main players have great potential. Every game is improving and will be stronger in the future. He eats a lot. The highest jump shot in Japanese college basketball. Daiki Aomine called it "the last awakened one, not a miracle, but a real light beyond the miracle of the shadow of fate (Kuroko Tetsuya)". In the second match with Huang Tong College, Daiki Aomine, who was in the [ZONE] state, was cornered because he didn't want to see the sad faces of his teammates again, and finally realized [ZONE] and defeated Daiki Aomine. In the confrontation with Yangquan, Professor Alex's unique stunt "Meteor Dunk" was used to successfully defeat Ziyuan who opened ZONE. In the semi-final with Haichang, Huang Se was defeated by strength.
Name: Hyuga Junpei Resume: Yoshimasa Hosoya
Height 178cm number 4
SG (shooting guard-) position with a weight of 68kg.
Stunt invincible shooting
A shooter with dual personality, who can score goals frequently at the critical moment of winning or losing, is the spiritual leader of the team. With the increase of exercise, I can already catch the ball that will accelerate.
Name: Rino Suk, Ministry of Water Resources
Height 186cm 8
Weight 78kg, position C (middle-middle)
Although silent, but also worried about others, work can be done quietly. He has been playing basketball since middle school. He has a skillful hook technique and is responsible for the team's defense on the court. He was also a predecessor who taught Vulcan defense skills. Join Chenglin Basketball Team with Xiaojingjing, who was once called "Mom" by Koganei Shinji. The family is a big family, with many brothers and sisters. In order to take care of them, they are all good at housekeeping. Serve as the school's health Committee. At present, no one in the school has heard him say a word (but he breathes well), and there is no CV (probably represented by the CV of the same crew). The lines in the comics are all "...", but they can all be interpreted with a small golden eye. In the cartoon 156, onomatopoeia appeared in the dialog box of Yang Yan during the First World War.
Name: Koganei Shinji Resume: Eguchi Takuya
Height 170cm number 6
Weight 74kg position SF (small forward-).
Introduction: I know all basketball skills but I can't do anything, but I feel like a joke maker, nicknamed "I am proficient in everything, and I am poor all over".
Name Izuki Shun Resume:: Hirofumi Nojima
Height 174cm 5
Weight 64kg position PG (point guard-).
Calm and calm, stunt eagle's eyes, eagle's claws
Briefly introduce Cheng Lin's starting point guard, who is also one of the earliest members of Cheng Lin Basketball Department. It's the commander tower of the team. Like to tell cold jokes. Song Li was successfully intercepted once in the semi-final with Haichang.
Name Kiyoshi Teppei (Kiyoshi Teppei) Resume: Kenji Hamada.
Height 193cm 7
Weight: 8 1kg, right shot after stunt, vise claw.
Position C (center) (used to be a point guard, now called the control tower under the basket)
The founder of sincere basketball department is also the pillar of sincere basketball. With his solid strength and unique basketball style, many people call him "iron core", one of the few players who can compete with the "miracle generation" and one of the "five generals without a crown".
Name: Ada Lizi (リコ Tian Xiang Ada Lizi; Hong Kong translation: Lizi, Taiwan translation: Lizi) Resume: Chiwa Saito
Gender female father Tian Xiang Jinghu (former national player)
Introduce the female coach of the team. His father is a sports coach, making training plans according to information. She looks at the body and materials in her father's workplace every day and gets stunts-all the physique she sees will show the full value of her physical ability in her eyes.
Name: Flag-lowering Tree (ふりはたこぅき) CV: Mizutani Naoki.
Height 170cmNo 12
Weight 60kg position PG (point guard-).
Special effects increase the strength of teammates.
In the introduction of 1 13Q, he was shocked by Akashi's gas field when he accompanied the sunspot to meet the "miracle generation" until Vulcan appeared.
When the Winter Cup played against Shanghai, he replaced Yi Yue, who was replaced by Lizi. Although he has stage fright, his predecessors said that "fear is not a shortcoming, and it is precisely because of this that he can make a difference." Good defense and reaction. I once scored under Song Li's defense.
School Haichang University (affiliated to Kanagawa Prefecture, the national basketball giant, the annual national competition is common for Haichang. This year, Kise Ryota joined the "Miracle Generation", and its strength is by going up one flight of stairs. )
Name: Kise Ryota Resume: Kimura Ryouhei
Height 189cm 7 (Guangdi period: No.8)
Small forward weighing 77 kg.
Gemini (June 18)
Special effects can completely imitate and strengthen actions that have only been seen once, except for other special skills (such as dribbling when sunspots disappear).
As a member of the "miracle generation" in the basketball department of Diguang Middle School, he was the weakest at that time, but all his "values" and sense of the ball were beyond ordinary people, and he was a versatile person who grew rapidly. Self-proclaimed "miracle generation" has the best relationship with sunspots. The main force and trump card of Shanghai Normal University. In the first world war with Huang Tong, he lost to Huang Tong for imitating Daiki Aomine. After losing the first world war with Vulcan, a deep bond was established with him. Having a feud with Haizaki shougo, he never defeated Keizaki once in the past, and was overwhelmed by Keizaki in the synthesis of Haichang VS Fukuda, and successfully launched a perfect imitation (although it was only five minutes, it could imitate the skill of "miracle generation"). In the end, with the skill of "miracle generation", he defeated Kurosaki and advanced to the semi-finals. In the semi-final, he challenged Kagami Taiga and was defeated by Kagami Taiga.
Name: Li Song Yukio Resume: Hoshi Souichirou
Height 178cm number 4
Weight 66 kg PG position (point guard-).
Brief introduction of basketball department of haichang university. The prototype is that the author's friend has strong command ability, and his own technology has reached the peak of point guard, which is the strongest point guard outside Akashi Seijuro.
The school Xiu De University (the school that carries out the basic tactics to the end) is basically the representative of the national competition in Tokyo and the "king of the East" among the three kings in Tokyo. This year, Midorima Shintarou, one of the "miracle generations", became a popular candidate for the championship. )
Name: Midorima Shintarou Resume: Ono Daisuke
Height195cm No.6 (Guangdi period: No.7)
SG position (shooting guard-) weighs 79kg.
Constellation Cancer (July 7) B blood group
Ultra-high arc shooting basket with a hit rate of 100% at any point in the stunt field, relay shooting basket (with high tail)
One of the five "miracle generations" in the basketball department of Diguang Middle School, he never conceded a goal before meeting Kagami Taiga. Hands are always bandaged. It is a great trust in "morning divination", and I always carry so-called lucky things around me, so "my shooting will not go wrong." 175, starting the competition with the University of Los Angeles where Chisi is located. In the second half, due to Akashi Seijuro's real strength, the ball was easily taken away. 180, with Gao Wei, broke through Chishi with aerial relay shooting. Later, it was destroyed by Chisi's unparalleled absolute strength and overwhelmed by Chisi in the last one-on-one contest. He watched Chixi score the last goal in front of him and lost to Los Angeles. The green room burst into tears.
Name: Takao Kazunari Resume: Suzuki Tatsuhisa
65438 +00 PG (point guard-)
Eye of the stunt eagle (beyond the eye of the vulture)
A Brief Introduction to Freshmen in Xiu De University. Call the green room "Xiaozhen". Immune to sunspot ability. Passing the ball is very accurate, and the word 180 matches the green room, and the aerial relay shot breaks through Chishi. Later, it was destroyed by Chisi with absolute strength.
Name: Okubo Taisuke.
Height 198cm number 4
Weight 98 kg position c (center-center
A brief introduction to the third year of Xiu De University. The head of the basketball department has only a few tall centers in Tokyo.
Huang Tong College belongs to the cutting-edge basketball team, and its own team system is an "offensive team". Especially after the "miracle generation" ace Qingfeng joined, it has become a "super" offensive team. Everyone pays more attention to their own offense, so the team consciousness is relatively weak.
Name: Daiki Aomine Resume: Junichi Suwabe
Height 192cm 5 (Guangdi period: No.6)
Weight 85kg position PF (power forward-).
Special effects, infinite super-high speed dribbling and shooting, free entry.
Among the five "miracle generations" in the basketball department of the former Diguang Middle School (except for the captain Chisi), the strongest one scored more than the whole team. I used to love playing basketball very much, and I cooperated well with Sunspots, but I gradually lost my love for basketball when I had no rivals at the same level, so I became very cold and tired of basketball. The fastest basketball player in Japanese universities dribbles far faster than others. In the second match with Cheng Lin, because of the evolution of Vulcan, the hidden potential of the [region] was awakened, and Vulcan, who also opened the region, was defeated by Vulcan, thus falling in love with basketball again. The fighting is also fierce. After the all-round contest between Haichang and Futian, Haizaki shougo, who wanted revenge, learned a lesson. It is believed that the meeting between miracle generation and Kagami Taiga is predestined, and Vulcan is the truly miraculous light that meets the shadow of fate.
Name Momoi Satsuki (Momoi Satsuki) Resume: Orikasa Fumiko.
The manager of Di Guangzhong's pre-school basketball department, a childhood friend of Qingfeng, followed Qingfeng into Huang Tong College. He likes sunspots but feels uneasy about Qingfeng. Can predict a player's future growth according to his past performance, and has excellent tactical command ability. Everyone has a nickname, but Chisi is called "Chisijun".
3. 1 Other roles
Yangquan University
Name: Murasakibara Atsushi Resume: Suzumura Kenichi
Height: 208cm, No.9 (Guangdi period: No.5)
Weight 95 kg position C (center-center)
Libra (10/09) type O blood
Stunt hammer (dunk with both hands when turning around, so powerful that it can even destroy a 3-meter-high basketball stand)
Introduce one of the "miracle generations" in the basketball department of the former Diguang Middle School. Since I was a child, I naturally played basketball because I was tall. Although I have no motivation, I am very talented. I can say that I have no interest in basketball, but I hate failure. He believes that "as long as you have talent, it doesn't matter whether you like it or not. On the contrary, guys who like basketball but have no talent are annoying. " As a person, I can say that I like Zi Yuan very much. He eats snacks every time he goes out, likes to joke with sunspots, and is a road idiot. Although it seems intimidating and oppressive, as far as life is concerned, it is actually natural to stay. With Himuro Tatsuya, it is also called Yangquan Double Ace. What we already know is the absolute defense within the three-point line (which was later continuously broken by Vulcan who entered the ZONE). At the last moment of the game against Cheng Lin, he successfully entered the area, but he still lost to the hand of a Vulcan named "star shower Buck".
Himuro Tatsuya (Himuro Tatsuya)
Weight: 70kg
Height: 183cm
Location: SG (shooting guard-).
Owner: Alexandra Garcia.
Junior Brother: Kagami Taiga.
Introduction: The elder brother of American era who led Vulcan to play basketball. After returning to China, he was assigned to the Basketball Department of Yangquan University (Grade Two). Meet Vulcan again in the street basketball game. Its strength is called "almost equal to the miracle generation".
I envy Vulcan and miracle generation's talents in my heart, and I have been trying to catch up with them. After alex's teaching, it has been infinitely close to the miracle generation.
The only drawback of a generation with gorgeous and superb technology, even surpassing miracles, is that it cannot enter the area, because talent stops at talent.
Together with Murasakibara Atsushi, he led Yangquan against Colin, and used Professor Alex's technique of quietness-Sun Yan repeatedly pushed Vulcan into a corner, and was later cracked by Vulcan who entered ZONE. Yangquan also lost, because Zi Yuan, who entered ZONE, was smashed by the heroic skill of Vulcan-the meteor dunk.
Akashi Seijuro [2]
Name: Keishiro Akashi (ぁかしせぃじゅぅろぅ).
Seiyuu: Kamiya Hiroshi
Height: 173cm
Weight: 64kg
Blood type: AB type
Constellation: Sagittarius
Birthday: 65438+February 20th.
Location: PG (point guard-).
Number: No.4 (No.4 in Guangxu period) (Los Angeles or No.4)
Industry: Diguang Middle School (junior high school), University of Los Angeles (senior high school)
Dominant hand: According to the cartoon 1 13Q, he is left-handed (but the squadron leader in 178Q shoots with his right hand, so he is not necessarily left-handed. In 1 13Q, left-handed scissors can be interpreted as "left-handed scissors" because the green room is left-handed. After the captain got the scissors, he also successfully cut off the sea with his left hand. )
Heterochromatic pupil, golden in the left eye and red in the right eye.
Motto: quick and decisive
Favorite food: soup and tofu
Interests: chess, go, chess, basketball.
Special effects: riding a horse
Ability: The eye of God can see the opponent clearly, even the smallest movements, including breathing, heartbeat, sweating, muscle contraction and everything about the opponent. Murasakibara Atsushi said that this can also tap the potential ability of players.
An ankle fracture invalidates everything and makes people lose their balance instantly.
Famous saying:
One, the guy who goes against my will, even my parents have to die.
Second, I won't allow anyone who doesn't obey me to look down on me.
Third, even the miracle generation will never disobey me.
Introduction: The leader of Miracle Generation, the former basketball commander of Diguang Middle School. Although he is a genius, he still trains hard. He believes that victory is everything, he has never lost anything, everything he has is right, and anyone who goes against his will will die. Is one of the most dangerous people.
Once used a simple gas field to make Vulcan and Gao Wei sit down to the ground.
The discoverer of sunspot ability, the person who promoted sunspot from substitute to direct election, is also the person who removed Haizaki shougo from Diguang basketball team.
There was abnormal pressure, which once made Cheng Lian, who accompanied the sunspot, too scared to speak. I can make Zi Yuan, a miracle generation, listen to him completely, and the Green Room respects him very much.
Strong leadership ability, and has a completely different level of aura from others. As soon as I entered the strongest basketball college, Imperial College of Los Angeles, I became the boss of the basketball department and persuaded other members.
Different from other players' relatively strong strength, Akashi Seijuro's strength is insurmountable.
As a shooting guard, he has perfect skills and is a collection of genius and hard work.
178, he easily grabbed the ball from the green room and completely overwhelmed Xiu De with one hand.
In the words of 179, it shows the strength different from other miracle generations. One person broke through the five people led by the green room and pulled the score to 7 1:5 1.
180 was broken by "air relay shooting" with the cooperation of green room and high tail.
Later, he completely destroyed the cooperation between the Green Room and Gao Wei with incomparable absolute strength, and finally scored the last goal in front of the Green Room, defeating Xiu De.
Liu Shi antelope
Height: 188cm
Weight: 74kg
Location: SG (shooting guard-).
Industry: University of Los Angeles
One of the five tigers without a crown, a shooting guard with messy black hair.
Nebuya Eikichi
Height: 190cm
Weight: 94kg
Location: c (center).
Industry: University of Los Angeles
One of the five tigers without a crown, like Kagami Taiga, is a king with a big stomach and a strong body, and is a Hercules.
Hayama Kotarou
Height: 180cm
Weight: 60kg
Location: SF (small forward-)
Industry: University of Los Angeles
One of the five tigers without a crown, he is physically strong and can make a 360-degree turn (without touching the ground).
The racket ball is very fast.
Wuqi first university
Hua
Height: 179cm
Weight: unknown
Location: PG (point guard-).
Number: No.4
Industry: Wuzaki First University
Introduction: As well as Muji, he is known as one of the "five generals without a crown" and is called "naughty boy" because of his poor football style.
Seto Kentaro
Height: 190cm
Weight: unknown
Location: c (center).
Quantity: 5th
Industry: Wuzaki First University
Introduction: IQ 160
Haizaki shougo
Height: 188cm
Weight: 78 kg
Location: SF (small forward-)
Quantity: No.6
Introduction: Before Huang Se joined Diguang, the starting player was very strong, but he was removed from the basketball team by Chisi because of his misconduct and lack of discipline.
I used to have a grudge against Huang Se, and I felt that I was better than Huang Se in all aspects, and I felt that I could at least overcome miracles.
He lost to Kise Ryota in the comprehensive match of Haichang VS Futian, and was knocked down by Daiki Aomine for revenge.
Special ability: take away other people's skills (take the skills you saw instantly for your own use, change them to your own rhythm and speed, so that the rhythm of the opponent who saw him imitate the action will be disrupted, and the same skills can't be used, but you can't take away the skills of the miracle generation)
Alexandra Garcia
The teacher who teaches Kagami Taiga and Himuro Tatsuya to play basketball in the United States is a beautiful woman.
I studied Japanese in America, so I speak Japanese very well.
The American intercontinental university women's basketball champion once played in WNBA as a professional athlete. Later, his eyesight dropped sharply due to illness, and he was forced to give up his basketball career and become a coach of a club.
Super beauty, both in appearance and figure, is first-class, with big breasts above the Japanese ("Japanese are small." -Alex).
He was close to Kagami Taiga and kissed him as soon as they met. Later, Kagami Taiga said that he was a good kisser.
I came to Japan from the United States because I care about the match between Kagami Taiga and Himuro Tatsuya. Now I live at home in Kagami Taiga.
I have taught Himuro Tatsuya the skill of photographing tranquility in the sun, and sincerely hope that the igloo will become stronger.
Kagami Taiga's heroic skill-meteor dunk was taught, so that Vulcan successfully defeated the combination of Murasakibara Atsushi and Himuro Tatsuya.
While comforting the icehouse defeated by Vulcan, he was attacked by Haizaki shougo, revealing his own side and kicking Haizaki shougo back. ("Wow, that's horrible. How can a woman kick so hard? " -Haizaki shougo)
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