What is the homophonic story?

The homophonic story is that one day after class, the teacher hurried into the classroom and said, two people, I want class flowers. Everyone thinks it's interesting, especially the boys. They are very excited and active. After some twists and turns, they finally chose two beautiful girls. The teacher waved and walked with me to the Academic Affairs Office to move flowers.

Ancient homophonic stories

Once upon a time, there was a dude who was lazy and didn't study hard. When I grow up, I often make jokes because of typos. One day, his wife said she wanted to eat loquat. He took out a piece of paper from the table and wrote some words on it. After writing, he asked the servant to buy loquat.

His wife took the paper, looked at it, and smiled. It turned out that it said that I bought five catties of pipa, but the two words were wrongly written. After reading it, his wife wrote a limerick at the back. Loquat is not a pipa, because it can't read much. If pipa can bear fruit, the whole city will be full of flowers. This guy is ashamed of his wife's poems.