An Lushan, Yang Guifei's adopted son, is short and fat. How did he wash three gifts?

Washing the baby's body and holding a celebration ceremony are called "three washes". It's fat and round. How to wash the three gifts?

What's the big deal about laughing your ass off?

There was a poor widow who worked hard to raise several chickens. A few chickens are quite successful, laying a hundred eggs in more than a month.

The widow was very happy and took a basket of eggs to sell in the city.

Walking through a small forest, I met a rogue and pushed the widow to the ground. The widow shouted desperately, but to no avail, she raped her.

On the third day after the birth of a newborn of the Han nationality in the Tang Dynasty, adults will wash their bodies and hold a celebration ceremony for the baby, which is called the "three-bath ceremony". Yang Guifei also held a three-bath ceremony for her adopted son An Lushan. Has it been held? After all, An Lushan has a stout figure and a wide waist. .....

Unofficial history said that General An Lushan was a first-class flatterer, and he was trusted by Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty when he was a sinner. Later, he was entrusted with a heavy responsibility and became a real power figure with several roles. An Lushan itself has great power, but it is not satisfied. He knew that the emperor loved Yang Guifei, and Yang's power should not be underestimated. So I want to be Yang Yuhuan's adopted son.

You know, An Lushan is a teenager in Yang Yuhuan, so the age gap between father and daughter is reasonable. If it's a mother and son, it's probably hard for the average person to accept. However, Yang Yuhuan accepted Yang Guifei.

Yang An Lushan do son, nature is a little state of mind, An Lushan is also a terrible person. After leaving in the future, Yang will have no one to rely on, but if An Lushan is recognized as a son, the rest of his life may not be so bleak. The beauty of the Tang Dynasty never imagined that An Lushan would not rely on her in the future, but would be her death warrant.

In this way, Yang Guifei really killed An Lushan, a fat man who fell from the sky. In ancient times, there was a custom called washing three, that is, after the newborn baby was born, parents should give him a bath. This custom continues to many places today. Although An Lushan is an adult, Yang Guifei insists on giving her a bath. Otherwise, Yang Guifei has a unique taste.

Yang Yuhuan ordered the bathtub to be filled with rose petals, while An Lushan sat inside, and Yang Yuhuan gently wiped his body.

An Lushan went to find Yang Guifei when he was a son. After all, Yang Yuhuan is a great beauty, and her allure is still very strong. Unofficial history records that one day An Lushan and Yang Guifei went too far.

An Lushan's nails scratched directly on Yang's chest. This position is easy to find, and An Lushan is greatly troubled by this matter. If Tang Xuanzong knew, I'm afraid he really couldn't tell.

Compared with An Lushan's fidgeting, Yang Guifei is very calm. She unbuttoned her blouse and found some paint to apply to her chest. Soon the scratch on her chest turned into a beautiful flower, similar to our common bra today.

It was Yang Yuhuan's wit that made them escape the investigation of Tang Xuanzong perfectly. It is only recorded in unofficial history, and it can't be proved true or false, but if so, it is really unusual for the Tang Dynasty to be so open.

Reading between the lines of these historical materials, it seems that you really can't see that An Lushan and Yang Guifei had an affair, and their relationship seems to be quite innocent. But in the folk unofficial history, the relationship between Yang Guifei and An Lushan goes far beyond this.

It is said that Yang Guifei once had an affair with An Lushan, and An Lushan, who was in love, scratched Yang Guifei's chest and made a lot of red marks. Later, Yang Guifei was afraid that Xuanzong would find out, so she covered her chest with a piece of silk, saying it was to cover it up and be afraid of exposure. At that time, Yang Guifei's status basically led the fashion vane of the Tang Dynasty, so the harem women followed her example. Later, this silk covering the chest became a woman's Chinese-style chest covering.

Don’t give me a song and dance!

The man complained, "If you continue to plow like this, my old cow will be exhausted in your barren land sooner or later!" " "

The woman replied contemptuously, "Don't make excuses. Do you plow or not?" If I don't plow, I can call a seeder outside! "

Men. . .