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There is a thief writing a composition on the bus
As we all know, there are often some people in the society who do nothing but steal and do not work to make money. However, in some crowded places, some people do not pay attention, put their hands into other people's wallets and slip away as soon as they touch the money. They are thieves, and I have met them once.
Last weekend, my parents and I went shopping in Youth Street, and we had to take bus No.83 when we got home. As soon as we got to the station, there happened to be a No.83 bus coming. Our family got on the bus.
There were so many people on the bus that my parents and I squeezed together for about a minute before finding a more free place. At the right moment, the person sitting in the seat next to me left, so my mother let my father and I sit in the seat. No matter how I gave up, my mother refused to sit. I had no choice but to obey my mother's orders. ; I don't know how long I've been sitting there, but my father turned his head as if to ask my mother some questions. He happened to see a young man in his twenties putting his hand into his mother's purse and groping around. Thanks to his quick eye and quick hand, he immediately saw all this, then jumped up from his seat, fearlessly extended his fist like a stone, and rushed up and punched the thief with lightning speed. Dad's action shocked the people in the whole car, and the thief immediately extended his hand, not knowing how to deal with this embarrassing scene. Although he gave the thief a punch, his father still didn't feel relieved: he grabbed the thief's clothes angrily and shouted, "What are you doing!" " As he spoke, he wanted to slap the thief again, but he escaped. At the right moment, the voice "Minyuan Road is here" came from the front of the car, and the door suddenly opened. The thief broke away from his father's hand and ran away immediately. Dad wanted to chase after him, but his mother stopped him. He said unconvinced: I will spare you a horse today, and if I come again, I will never forgive you! "
Suddenly, my father's heroism came to my mind, and the thief's treachery and cunning surprised me. Ladies and gentlemen, you should be careful when you go out in the future. 1 2. Writing when you meet a thief on the bus < P > You must hate thieves to death! To tell you the truth, I really met a thief on the bus yesterday.
Last night, Kailai and I went to learn painting by bus, and we waited for a long time before a crowded No.9 bus arrived. We managed to get into the car, but there was almost no room for people to stand on it, so we had to squeeze into the slot machine.
I looked around, and there were all kinds of clothes and a head. People were pushing each other as if they were playing bumper cars, leaving no space for us to pass. "There are many people in the car. Please take good care of your belongings to avoid being stolen."
This sentence is constantly being broadcast on the bus, as if the driver had found a thief on the bus. The passengers on the bus look at me, and I look at you, touching their pockets and satchels, thus improving their vigilance. Suddenly, a group of people fell forward and almost fell down. Some people shouted, "Who pushed me? Who pushed it! " Afterwards, I thought, "Maybe it was the thief who made the confusion."
Shortly after the chaos, someone lost money: "Where's my money? Who took it! Who took it! " The atmosphere in the car suddenly became tense, and the uncle was so angry that he could not help scolding the thief until he got off the bus. Since the uncle's money was stolen, people in the car have been extremely vigilant and always guard against their important items.
Suddenly, my keen eyes "scanned" a thief-like person-with a pointed chin and a protruding nose, ordinary crew cut hair, wearing a black coat and trousers, carrying a dark blue satchel, and a pair of eyes glancing around. In a word, he doesn't look like a good man. Let's just think that he is a thief.
As the saying goes, eyes are the windows to the soul. Looking at the gloomy eyes of this "thief brother", I can't help but see the darkness in his heart. Plus, I remember what my mother said: thieves often carry satchels and coats for cover.
I think he is a thief all the more. This "thief brother" seems to have an accomplice, and he is mumbling something, which seems to be saying a code word.
My judgment was really good. After a while, a man said to him, "I got off first." The "thief brother" didn't respond, so the man got off.
"wow! Take out your mobile phone! " An aunt shouted. I didn't understand what it meant, so I didn't care. I didn't know until my aunt scolded me that my aunt's mobile phone was gone! Nowadays, thieves are too rampant. Those who steal money and mobile phones are really deceiving others! I suddenly remembered the "accomplice" of the thief who just got off the bus, so I whispered to Kailai, "I know who the thief is."
smile: "I know, too." The thief seemed to hear (he was right behind us), his hand holding the bag shook slightly, and the muscles on his face twitched. This action immediately passed away like a meteor, but I saw it in my eyes.
unexpectedly, the thief tried to steal us! He pretended to be crowded and squeezed us from time to time. I covered my pocket with my hand and thought, "Damn thief, there is no way to steal me. My observation is keen!" " Finally, we arrived at the station and got off the bus. I heaved a sigh: "That thief was quite powerful just now, but he still couldn't escape my eyes. I'm awesome!" "I also know that it is him, so I have been preventing my mobile phone from being stolen!" Come on. "It's really' the thief is one foot tall and we are one foot tall'!" We laughed happily. 3. The topic is about 8 words on the bus
On the bus, on a crowded bus, a young man who just got on the bus rampaged all the way, occupying the last vacancy with lightning speed. An old man was almost knocked down. The old man angrily condemned him, but he was indifferent.
The young man put his bag on his side and began to close his eyes in his seat. A thief next to him quietly unzipped his wallet and was about to take money out when the young man suddenly opened his eyes. People around you who saw this scene but were indifferent secretly rejoiced: this is a good show.
The thief was very alarmed when he found that the young man opened his eyes. When the young man saw the thief, he hesitated at first, and then reluctantly put a crying smile on his lips and said, "Brother, it's not easy for me to earn some money. Don't steal from me." At the same time, he also took out 5 yuan money and said, "Here you are."
The thief was very frightened at first, so he got a bottom in his heart and said, "Hum, you sent a beggar with this money!" " He knocked out the 5 yuan money in his hand. People around you are very surprised: the thief has unusual courage. But no one came forward to speak.
The thief said, "I think this mobile phone in your bag is quite fashionable. Can I use it?" The young man's face turned pale: "But ..." "What are you doing?" The thief shows his fierce face. "Ok, ok, I'll give it to you ..." The young man reluctantly handed him his mobile phone.
the thief is more proud. He said fearlessly: "I think there are a lot of cash and bank cards in the bag. I don't want a bank card, but I always have to give me the cash." The young man couldn't bear it any longer: "You can't push your luck!" " "You don't make me start work. I have always been a gentleman. " The thief threatened again. The young man suppressed his anger and said, "Good, good ..."
A mature man suddenly stepped out of the crowd and scolded, "You thief are so crazy!" The thief was proud, and when he saw someone scolding him, he became angry from embarrassment and went forward to fight with him. There was a commotion in the crowd, and people stepped aside to form a road in the carriage. The thief was about to be knocked down by a mature man. He quickly pointed to the mature man and said to the young man who was only sad in his seat, "Help me, I will give you everything back!" " Hearing this, the young man suddenly felt infinite courage, burst out all the potential when he grabbed the seat, and suddenly pushed down the mature man who was fighting for him. The thief was surprised: ah, his strength is not small. The young man said, "Now, you … Oh, you can give me my money back?"
at this time, the bus has arrived at the station. As soon as the door opened, the thief hurried out of the car and proudly said, "Pay back the money, after a hundred years!" " The young man was dumbfounded at first, and then he said to the mature man who was fighting with the thief angrily and unreasonably, "Look at you, you have caused me such a big loss." You have to pay! " .....
As for what happened later, everyone can only rely on imagination. 4. composition that someone stole money on the bus
that day, I went to the hospital to visit my sick grandmother by car, and I met the most unforgettable thing on the way.
I don't know why. There were so many people in the car that day. I struggled in the crowd for a long time and finally got a seat. My legs, which were filled with lead, finally spread out. While looking at the scenery outside the window, I beat my legs with my hands to relax my stiff legs. At this moment, the bus stopped, and an aunt came up with a baby in her arms. The baby in her arms was still crying. I saw her coaxing the child to say, "Don't cry, the baby will be home soon" while paying for a ticket. Then the conductor shouted in her crisp voice, "Who can give a seat to this woman comrade with a baby?" I wanted to give her a seat, but it was too uncomfortable to recall the taste of standing just now. I was hesitating when a slightly old voice interrupted my thoughts. I looked in the direction of the voice. An old man next to me stood up trembling and patted the chair with his hand and said, "Sit here!" " The aunt looked a little embarrassed and refused: "Old man, your legs and feet are not good, you'd better sit down!" " But the old man just waved his hand to show that he didn't need it. The aunt couldn't refuse, so she had to bite the bullet and sit down. At this time, I didn't notice that the old man had silver hair and a thin face, but his eyes were bright, his uniform was straight, some were old, but very clean, and the leather shoes on his feet had already fallen off a lot. I suddenly felt that there were many "thorns" on the chair, so that I could no longer sit down with peace of mind. I stood up, trying to give my seat to the old man. Suddenly, I braked suddenly. I lost my footing and stepped on the old man's foot. Strange! Why didn't he respond at all?
At this moment, the horn on the bus rang, "xxxx Hospital is here." I hurried out of the car. Seeing the old soldier limping down, his legs were so stiff. Ah! It turned out to be a prosthesis. I was shocked and watched him disappear into the vast sea of people.
Although this incident has passed, it left a deep impression on me. He made me know that "being ready to help others is the standard to cultivate personal character."
pick me! ! At noon, I finished my homework, and my father asked me to take a nap. As soon as I slept, I got thirsty and got up to drink water.
I was very hot when drinking water, so I thought: It was very hot at noon, and my father wouldn't give me money, so I thought: Take some money from my father's coat! I took the money and thought: take it or not. I put the money in my coat and took it out. Finally, I decided to take it. I put the money into my schoolbag again, so I slept for a while. When it was time, my father was looking for something, so I left first. My father came to see me off. On the way, my father asked me if I took his 1 yuan, because it was too hot. I said no, and my father told me to tell the truth. I said, No, my father stopped the car, touched my bag and touched my bag again. As a result, my father found 1 yuan.
When I got home, my father criticized me. I learned that I had stolen money several times, but I still stole it, but I couldn't control my thief hand and lying mouth. I should control my thief hand and lying mouth. If I can't control it, I will ask my father how to control it. So that I will never steal money again. 6. Learn to survive. What happened at home, there were liars and thieves (on the bus). < P > I remember one Thursday afternoon, I walked home happily after school. When I walked to the neighborhood Committee, I saw a road being built ahead, so I made a detour and walked home from another path.
I was walking when I heard a voice: "Little sister, are you out of school?" I looked up and a strange middle-aged man appeared in front of me. "Well, school is over." I casually replied. "I'm your father's colleague. Don't you know me?" The stranger smiled and said to me. I looked up at him, remembering my father's colleagues I had met. "I have some delicious sweets for you." Then he took my hand and gave me some sweets. I was thinking to myself, I have never seen this man, is he mistaking me for someone else or ... I had a brainwave and asked, "Do you drive a truck, too? Where did my father drive today? " "yes! Yes! Your father drove out and asked me to pick you up. " After that, the stranger peeled a candy and tried to put it in my mouth. "It's a bad guy. My dad doesn't drive at all." My heart suddenly became tense. What should I do? I have seen many cases of bad guys cheating children on TV and in newspapers and magazines, but I met them today. What should I do? There must be something wrong with the sugar in his hand. I must not eat it. "I don't eat sugar, didn't my father tell you?" I said quickly, "Oh, I forgot." The stranger reluctantly put the sugar in the bag. "I'll take you to see your father." He took my hand and said. I walk slowly, but my brain is running at a high speed. My parents have taught me many ways to save myself and protect myself, and there are many articles in the magazine. By the way, I have an idea. "Every time I go to my father's place, I will buy a pack of cigarettes for my father. We will go to the small shop to buy cigarettes and go to my father's place." I smiled at the stranger and said, "Well, hurry up, your father is waiting for you." Looking at his self-righteous appearance, I can't help laughing secretly: you have been cheated. The stranger took my hand and came to the store. At this moment, I pointed to the oncoming man in the distance and said, "Dad, why are you back?" The stranger's face on the side suddenly became nervous, and the hand that held me tightly suddenly loosened. I said to the stranger, "Dad is back, let's go there!" " "No, no, I left in advance." I saw him say in panic, then ran to the back and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
This incident tells me a truth, don't eat strangers' food. When you meet bad people, you should keep calm and use your wisdom correctly to deal with bad people, so as to achieve the purpose of self-protection. 7. Write a composition on the bus in 5 words.
Di "I happily got on a" No.6 "bus, took out my student card and swiped it. Looking back, there were no seats left on the bus, I had to.
"XX station, please get off the bus properly ..." After a while, a young man came up, tall, wearing a white shirt and a neat tie, carrying a briefcase in his hand, a pair of boundless glasses hanging on his nose, and his shoes were spotless. Then, a chubby little boy quickly jumped on the bus and put in a one-yuan coin, standing next to me.
After a long time, a pair of rough hands appeared at the door, covered with earthworm-like blood vessels. These dirty and black hands came from a rural grandmother with white hair, who walked slowly, hunched over and carried her back slowly
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