The complete works of jokes (simple and short)

It is raining in your city. I want to ask you if you have an umbrella. If you do this, it will rain in vain.

I am often late for school. I went to school earlier today. I met a classmate on the road and patted him on the shoulder. Hi!

When my classmates saw me, they shouted and ran to school. . .

When I got to school, I asked him what was wrong. He said, Emma, you scared me. I thought I was going to be late!

School is about to start, and all the students are in the same mood as Pig Bajie! If you want to stay in Gaolaozhuang, you have to go to the Western Heaven to learn from the scriptures. This is life. . . I can't help it!

Entering the school, my rations have been greatly improved at noon today, including all kinds of big fish and meat, seafood stew and ten dishes! There's dessert!

I asked my mother, "Why did you suddenly think of improving my food?"

My mother stared at me coldly and said, "Have a good meal and hit the road ..."

An old man is riding a bicycle with a puppy on the frame. He screamed when he saw someone. I'll ask the old man, Grandpa, why did you bring a dog?

He said quietly, make a trumpet.

It is said that schizophrenia always has two selves: one admonishes oneself to be diligent, and the other indulges oneself to be lazy; One is narcissism, the other is self-loathing; One is nervous during the day, and the other is melodramatic at night.

This world belongs to post-80s and post-90s, and the future belongs to post-00s! But it is we who can dominate the world in the end.