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People are not as good as people. Don't laugh at people in the future.
In fact, I am not a person who likes to laugh at people, but I did a very funny thing that day.
A couple of farmers in their 60s reissued their marriage certificates. When I typed the document, I found that the occupation column was written "employee".
The word "employee" is a common professional title in the workplace. It is not very reliable for farmers who farm land.
After I saw it, I was puzzled, but I still pretended to be serious and said to Xiaoxi, "Look, both husband and wife are employees."
Xiaoxi took a look and said disdainfully, "What, they wrote it blindly."
"What? Scribble? How do you know people are doodling? Watching people eat food, right? " I covered my mouth with joy.
"That must be the clerk said. Fill in the column of occupation, individual, worker or employee and let them choose for themselves. If they know anything, they will fill in the staff. " Oh, Xiaoxi explained it very clearly.
I couldn't help laughing, but I deliberately teased, "You said, they are so difficult to write, what staff are they writing? Just write the word' nothing' and save some energy. " Then, I changed the subject, "I don't know, maybe the husband and wife are really employees."
Xiaoxi said: "What kind of employees? Certainly not. "
"Don't judge a book by its cover. How do you know it's not an employee?" I still hey hey smile, smile irresistible.
Xiaoxi said, "Keep your voice down, you are laughing so hard." Then xiaoxi smiled, too.
After laughing, my conscience began to condemn me: aren't you laughing at beggars around and making fun of the poor? Is it immoral to laugh at people for no reason?
I feel sorry for myself.
I know that jokes are not as good as people, but I just couldn't help myself at that time and joined the ranks of "jokes" and became a "not so good person".
That's weird. That's ridiculous.
I was typing the documents into the computer when Xiao Lu approached me and stared at the computer and said, "Where are the registration documents just now? Let me see. "
"What I just did is still in the window. When these are done, I will come and get them. " I said.
Xiao Lu is outspoken. "I want to see if that person is a teacher. It seems that he has kissed me before. "
"I'll tell you when I get it." After I finished, Xiao Lu went back to his room.
I finished typing several papers in my hand and went to the window to change the next batch, three copies.
"Hey, where's that file?" I don't think there is one Xiao Lu wants.
"Which one?" Xiao Xin just finished asking, and replied, "Oh, I have that file here. I want to have a look. I'll send it to you when I'm finished. "
That's really weird. What is Xiao Xin doing reading the file? It doesn't matter whether she looks at it or not, which is exactly what Lv Xiao wants to see.
How many secrets are there in that document? Both Lu Xiao and Xiao Xin want to have a look. Lv Xiao wants to see if this man has been close to her before. What did Xiao Xin see? It really makes me feel weird and ridiculous.
Finally, Xiao Xin sent it out after reading it. I called Xiao Lu, and Xiao Lu came to have a look. "Yes, that's him."
Ask her how she left. Who knows, the reason is particularly wonderful. Xiao Lu said, "Can you guess? He has five sisters, five! If you marry him, you will face five sisters, and these five sisters will not be killed! "
"Good sister-in-law. Sister-in-law takes care of her brother. It is better to have a sister-in-law. " I think it's ridiculous. Finding someone is too picky. No amount of elder sister is enough.
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