Laughing me to death. Interesting sentence.

1, if you are doomed to fail to give me the expected response. Then keep a safe distance.

If this is not love, I would rather sell cabbage.

3, it is better to mix, and you can be a civil servant if you are broken.

You are not the traffic policeman in my mind, and you have no right to interfere in my direction.

5. You are too short! Lend me your telescope. It looks clearer. I'm not handsome.

Laughing me to death. Interesting sentence.

6. If you want to compare your salary, forget it and don't want to live.

7. If I am not careful, I want to grow old with you.

8. If marriage is the grave of love, then blind date is the grave of geomantic omen; Confession is digging your own grave; To get married is to die in love; Another kind of love is moving the grave; Third party, this is a grave robbery!

9. Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell scum.

10, it is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as love.

10 funny sentences make people laugh.

1 1. Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can't find their shoes and find their way.

12, (Journey to the West) tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by sticks.

13, it feels special. I have been watching The Journey to the West 86 for many years. I always thought it would exceed 100 episodes, or at least 50-60 episodes. I want to see it today There are only 25 episodes. When I was a child, I always felt that I couldn't finish writing. Children who don't think Journey to the West is very long.

14, women can't study if they think they are not good, and men think they will grow ugly if they don't study well.

15, I have a grave in my heart, where widows are buried.

A sentence that makes people feel funny

16, lovers need to know each other better. How else would they know each other?

If I am not RMB, how can I make people like me?

18, it's never too old to visit a brothel. Please use Huiren Shenbao.

19, stop dawdling, or life will bring you chaos.

20. The weather is as hot as a joke and the days are as hot as nonsense.