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Yu's "Straight Girl" Thought
"The direction of measurement and evaluation determines the direction of education. It is not that writing a book or writing a core literacy can change the direction of education.
For a simple example, if all the girls in China are looking for a man who can recite Tang poetry and Song poetry, then all the men in China can recite Tang poetry and Song poetry. If all the girls say that China men want him to make money, I don't care whether his conscience is good or not, then all China men will become men with bad conscience but earn a lot of money, which is the standard for modern girls in China to choose men.
Therefore, in fact, whether a country is good or not, we often talk about women. It is for this reason that China is now corrupted by women, which leads to the corruption of the whole country. "
After listening to this passage, many people say that Yu is almost in the late stage of straight male cancer. It is simply illogical to put such a big hat of "national degeneration" on women's heads.
But it's wrong to think about it carefully. Isn't "direct thinking" rational thinking? This sentence by boss Yu is obviously irrational.
Find out what straight thinking is first.
The most typical straight thinking is a question that most men have thought about: "Why can't a girlfriend/wife be reasonable?" . This is the standard straight thinking-everyone is regarded as a rational person, and all decisions are rational by default. Back to the simple example above, you need to find a convincing reason for straight men to recite poems.
The main point of straight men's thinking is "everything starts from facts and interests."
Then this whole speech is not true.
First of all, he said that now the whole country has fallen. What a bold artist! Such a big argument was thrown out without any evidence. There is no criterion for judging the word "depravity". You can think that people who are bent on making money are corrupt, and I can also think that people who have no desires and no desires are corrupt. Anyway, these things have their own reasons. Therefore, it is illogical to label the whole country as depraved only by one person's subjective feelings.
Secondly, he said that women now choose men only to make money, regardless of their conscience. I want to ask, where did you get the data that women choose men only for money and not for anything else? Speak in public with reason. If you can present convincing data to the public, you will be persuaded by criticism.
Third, he said that according to women's standards, men will eventually have a bad conscience but earn a lot of money. There is a great contradiction here. Why not have money and conscience at the same time? Aren't these two things antagonistic? In addition, assuming that all men in China grow up according to women's selection criteria, shouldn't all men in China be good-natured, good-looking, make money and hurt their wives? How can you just make money and have a bad conscience? This reasoning obviously doesn't make sense
So having said so much, I finally found that Yu is not a straight man thinking at all, but a straight woman thinking. Everything is based on his own position, and his happiness is more important than anything else.
You may ask, isn't it a woman's thinking to go straight?
In fact, thinking is gender-neutral, only rational and perceptual. Straight women's thinking is not exclusive to physiological women, but an irrational thinking mode.
When one confuses emotions with facts, Ta is straight thinking.
The main point of straight women's thinking is "whether right or wrong, I want to be cool at the moment."
So, "straight" thinking, I carefully analyzed this passage of boss Yu, and my inner OS is:
Say what you want, as long as you are happy!
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