What are the jokes within ten words?

During World War II, there were four people in a train box: an old lady, a young girl, a Romanian, and a German officer. When the train entered a dark tunnel, nothing was seen in the carriage, only a kiss was heard, followed by a loud slap in the face. When the train came out of the tunnel, I saw five red faces on the German officer's face.

2 The German was up to no good. He must have wanted to kiss me, but he finally kissed the old lady. What a service!

3 This Romanian is outrageous. He kissed this girl and hid quickly, causing me to be beaten for him. This girl is too cruel. It really hurts!

○4 I kissed the back of my hand and slapped the German, which really killed me ...

2. Once my parents quarreled, my mother said angrily, "Get out of here." My father said angrily, "Get out of here!" "

3. A friend of mine has just seen The Legend of the Condor Heroes, and he is very interested in" beating the dog with a stick "and often plays jokes on others.

one day, he did as usual. Kicked someone and shouted, "Kick the dog's leg!" Everyone laughed wildly, and he felt embarrassed, so he kicked again and shouted, "Dog kicks!" "

4. When I was in college, it was a common practice to arch a pig in the class, and I would arch it every night. People who start to lose use their noses to arch cards, drill tables and drink cold water. After playing for a long time, it is not new. So someone suggested that if someone lost again, they would shout "I am a pig" in the corridor. After a long time, they changed their methods and asked two people to shout together. The first person shouted "I am a pig" and the second person shouted "I am a pig". But I didn't expect the man who proposed to lose twice in a row, so he shouted to the corridor, "I am a pig, I am really a pig." The rest of the people have laughed their stomachs off.

A friend of mine told me even more ridiculous! The loser wants to call the girls in his class and sincerely say, "You know, there are three words I've always wanted to say to you, but it's hard to say them, but I'm afraid I won't have a chance if I don't say them again." . . Me. . . I am a pig! "

It's even worse in our place. The winner designates a person (usually an unwitting big guy or a building manager or a girl), and then the loser grabs him or her by the collar and says, "You are a pig!" "

Also, the loser has to run to the telephone pole with the advertisement of XXX disease and shout, "My disease is cured!" "

Later, everyone called the girl and said sincerely, "You know, I cheated you, but I am actually a pig." Once, the head teacher of a certain gentleman called to congratulate him on winning the "three excellent students" and just said, "xxx, do you know?" The girl said impatiently, "I know, you are a pig, and you are really and completely a stupid pig!" "

5. The doctor asked the patient how the fracture happened. The patient said, I felt there was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with the telephone pole. Some fucking asshole passed by, thinking I was electrocuted, so he picked up a stick and gave me two sticks! ! !