Strike up a conversation _ joke

1, I found you a liar, because I look much better than the photo.

2. Is your blood type square? Why else are you so handsome?

3. Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something.

The world is a giant doll machine. I just stand by the window and miss you.

I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married.

6. The way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced?

7. Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times.

8. I think you are too narcissistic. To tell the truth, when you grow up like this, you get the top three in the beauty pageant at most.

9. Do you like cats or dogs? Cat: meow; Dog: Wang Wang.

10 Do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like one? If so, do you want to change it? If not, would you mind another one?

1 1, you are the cutest. I didn't think about it when I said it, but I thought about it and said it.

12, in my eyes, you are particularly beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff.

13. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you.

14, I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings.

15, people love you just want to sleep with you, I am different, sofa, kitchen, can be.

16, do you want me to apologize or let me confess?

17, I dreamed of you last night. I don't know whether you miss me or I miss you.

No matter where I meet you, I will like you.

19, "classmate, may I know you?" "Why?" "I think your future has something to do with me."

Since you said good night to me for the first time, I have decided to give you a good night every day.

2 1, won't you accompany your girlfriend? I don't have a girlfriend. Oh? Didn't you say you always had a goddess? Am I not chatting with her?

22. When you were thin, you were in my heart. When you are fat, you can't get out.

I can't say you, but I like you.

Stay with me and let me take care of you. It doesn't matter who you love.

Classic prologue of wechat pickup routine

The shift from the east to the west

Send her three words "you are crazy" or you are a bad person, and the other party will definitely feel puzzled and will definitely reply to you. Although you don't know her, it's a good choice to get her attention.

Picture dialogue

If your first photo seems to be a legendary photo, or I have been to this place in your first photo, where did you buy that thing in your first photo, etc. Remember to add your own feelings and opinions after you finish.

Praise and care

Some girls have puppies and kittens and pictures of children. You can praise them appropriately. Your puppy is so cute. It looks so cute. How old is it? Children are so cute. You seem to like children very much. /You look very kind and should be very popular with children. Remember, after a compliment, be sure to ask the other person's opinion and opinion. Otherwise, some girls will think that you are deliberately praising her after praising her, and generally skip it without looking.

Arouse the curiosity of girls

This is very important, such as, er, your head/clothes and so on. This opening sentence is very useful, and ordinary girls will be curious to reply, what happened to my avatar/clothes.

Solve the problem piecemeal

Seeing that girls' WeChat Momo is older or younger, such as 50- 100, 1- 18, you can express your surprise and say, Hello, fairy sister! Or how are you? Generally, girls will smile back or ask a question mark, and some will play role-playing with you.

Exaggeration and deliberate misinterpretation

If your bangs were invincible in ancient times. Your skin is so white. I can hardly open my eyes, and so on (this follow-up is not good, it is necessary to test your answering ability). Remember, don't dwell too much on the opening remarks after the chat starts, and cut into the next topic when the time is right.

Steps to expand the topic of WeChat pick-up routine

initial stage

That is, at the stage of just knowing each other, they are not familiar with each other. At this time, it is best not to joke casually. Some girls will be disgusted, but proper humor is ok.

intermediate stage

When the two sides get to know each other gradually and know what kind of person the other person is, they can let go a little moderately, and the scale of jokes can be larger. Remember, but don't overdo it (especially about sex). Even open girls can't adapt, because they haven't reached the familiar stage yet.

Finally, the advanced stage is also called the deep stage.

At this time, we can emphasize the direction and depth of the topic, because we are already familiar with it. Within the range that she can accept, she can Doby the other party appropriately, make jokes and win the favor of the other party.

Selected Questions and Answers of Picking Up Girls Routine Dialogue 10. You are very busy.

When are you free to marry me?

I thought I would see you before school started.

I won't miss you when I get to school.

3. "What's on my mind day after day?"

"Miss you"

4. Me: I'm so hungry.

He: Eat on foot.

Me: I don't want to eat, I want to eat you.

5. "Let me ask you a question, which one has nothing to do with you?"

"Husband!"

"Eh ~ My wife is so smart ~"

6. We will be together in the next life.

I didn't get old until you came.

I think you must be busy.

So just look at the first three words.

8. "Do you like cats or dogs?"

"cat"

-"Meow ~"

9. "Love or not, give me a one-word answer."

"don't love"

"Answer in one word! Come back. "

10. "Shall we exchange gifts?"

"Very good."

"Yes, well, from now on, I am yours and you are mine."

In this world, some people are better than me, but no one knows you better than me. Some people are more suitable for you than me, but no one loves you more than me. I can assure you that I will be the one who will accompany you all your life.

Meeting you is an accidental surprise, liking you is a natural thing, and falling in love with you is a decisive decision. If I can get you, I will accompany you all my life.

I hope you can give me a chance, take care of you, love you, and join hands in my old age.

4. I believe in fate, because you are my fate. I will cherish this hard-won relationship and hope that we can go all the way in the future.

I once chose to escape because I loved you, but the taste was really unpleasant. Today, I finally got up the courage to express my love to you. I hope you can forgive me and accept me.

I can give you all my love, because you are the love of my life.

7. The person I love, I will personally give her happiness. I can assure you that as long as I can do it, I will try my best to give it to you.

8. Now I can tell you that I actually fell in love with you at first sight. From the moment I saw you, I thought about how to turn you into my hand. Now are you willing to realize my wish?

9. After all these years, I finally met the right person at the right time. So am I the right person for you? Can you tell me?

10. Loving you is the most important thing for me every day. Thinking of you every day is my happiest thing. Seeing you is my happiest thing every day. I will love you, miss you and meet you all my life.

1 1. When I met you, all the stars fell on my head.

12, I don't know if the moon can represent my heart, but I can tell you how true and deep I love you. I can love you all my life.

Maybe we can't predict what will happen in the future, but I can tell you now that I will try my best to love you, give you strength, give you hope and give you everything you want.

Meeting you is the luckiest thing in my life. If you can accept my confession, it will be the happiest thing in my life. Would you?

15, the sentence "I love you", I know I can't tell people easily, but please believe me, I mean it to you, and I will definitely show you my sincerity.

Dialogue on the top ten classic girls' routines 1. You are chatting with your sister, suddenly stop talking, and then look into her eyes and smile. When your sister asks you why you are staring at her, you can be naughty and not tell you.

2. Kuajie is cute, as cute as a baby pig. She will say that you are a pig, or you can say that you are not cuter than a pig.

If your sister does something wrong or not well, you tell her, "You are fired!"

4. If the relationship is good, you can suddenly pat her ass. You said in surprise, "God, your ass bit me!" " "

My sister did something for you. You can say, "You want to buy my heart so easily. Have you considered my physical feelings? "

6. You said you thought you were a smart girl. My sister asked why. You said that big breasts are always brainless, and small breasts are always smart. No matter what my sister says, it doesn't matter if you keep talking about big breasts and small breasts. The most important thing is not to bully the small with the big.

7. When you and your sister develop to an ambiguous stage, you can talk about some ridiculous and dirty content in depth. You can say, "Actually, I don't care about my sister's chest size, as long as I can separate the front and back when I sleep, otherwise I always feel strange talking to her back for a long time."

8. You said I didn't want to talk to you anymore. My sister suddenly became nervous and asked what happened. You said that chatting with a girl with your temperament would be envied by other boys, so you kept talking, but I admire your courage. The girl asked why. You said that chatting with a handsome guy with my temperament is not afraid of the vicious colors of other women. I am a popular lover!

9. When your sister teases you not to listen, you can amplify your voice and say, "What? You said you wanted to support me? God, I am a serious person! " Sister's face will turn green on the spot.

10. Researchers say that this altruism shows that young people care about others. This is also an important investment in the relationship between men and women.

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