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I want the twenty-ninth full text of A Dream of Red Mansions. as soon as possible

Back to the twenty-ninth time, I will enjoy the happiness of others and pray for infatuated blessings.

Baoyu was so angry that he didn't want Daiyu to throw away her handkerchief. When he touched its eyes, he was shocked. Lin Daiyu shook her head and smiled. "No, I lost my hand. Because sister Bao wants to see the geese, I don't want to miss. " Baoyu rubbed his eyes, waiting to say something, but it was hard to say.

Soon, the nunnery came and invited Baochai, Baoyu and Daiyu to the theatre because they said they would go to the Qingxu Pavilion on the first day of the Lunar New Year. Baochai said with a smile, "Come on, it's very hot. I won't go to any theater I haven't seen. " Feng Dao: "It's cool there, with buildings on both sides. We're leaving. A few days ago, I will send someone to drive out all the Taoist priests, clean the building and hang the curtains. No one is allowed to go to the temple, which is good. I've gone back to my wife, so I'm leaving. These days are also very boring. I have to watch the opera comfortably at home. "

Grandmother Jia said with a smile, "In that case, I'll go with you." Hearing this, Xifeng smiled and said, "I'm glad you went, too!" It's just that I can no longer benefit from it. " Grandmother Jia said, "I'll be upstairs in front tomorrow, and you'll be upstairs next door. You don't have to come to my side to make rules, okay?" Feng smiled and said, "That's why my ancestors loved me." The old lady said to Baochai, "You go too, even your mother. People who are old all day sleep at home. " Baochai had to agree.

Grandmother Jia sent for Aunt Xue and told Lady Wang to take the two sisters. Mrs. Wang has gone back because she is in poor health and is going to have someone out in the spring. Hearing this, Grandmother Jia said with a smile, "I'm still so happy." She sent someone to the garden and said to her, "If you want to go shopping, just go with the old lady on the first day." As soon as this word gets around, others can still go, but those girls are not allowed to leave the threshold every day. Hearing this, no one is going. Even their host is lazy. He encourages him to go in every way. So Li Gongcai and others all said they would go. Jia Jia likes it here more and more, and has ordered people to clean and relocate, so it is unnecessary to elaborate. The list arrived at Guo Rong Tower on the first day of the first lunar month. Today is the first day of the month and the Duanyang Festival, so everything used is complete in one color, which is different from the past. When I was young, my grandmother came out. My grandmother took a sedan chair for eight people, while Li, Xi Feng and Aunt Xue each took a sedan chair for four people. Baochai and Daiyu took a sweet car with green covered pearls to welcome the spring and explore the spring. Snow geese, Spring Fairy, Baochai's girl, satellites, Spring-welcoming girl Siqi, embroidered oranges, and spring-exploring girl wrote books, and the girl who cherishes spring painted pictures and painted screens. Aunt Xue's girl likes expensive, while Xiang Ling's girl Zhener, Li's girl Suyun and Biyue, as well as Xifeng's girls Pinger, Fenger and Xiaohong. An old mammy and her daughter-in-law, who are attached to each room, occupy the cars all over the street. How far did the old lady and others go by sedan chair? This one says "I'm not with you", that one says "You crushed our grandmother's burden", that one says "My flowers have been rubbed" and this one says "My fan is broken." I said it twice and I feel much better. The deacons in front are scattered, and I have arrived in Qingxu Guan. Baoyu rode a horse in front of the sedan chair of Grandmother Jia. People in the street stood on both sides. Before I came to see the scenery, I only heard the bell ring. A judge Zhang, with incense and clothes, led the monks to meet me at the roadside. Jia's sedan chair just arrived at the mountain gate, and Jia saw a gatekeeper and clairvoyance in the sedan chair. Jia Zhen ordered the sedan chair to stop. Jia Zhen led the children up to meet her. Knowing that Yuanyang was waiting behind, Xi-feng couldn't catch up to help Grandmother Jia, so she got out of the sedan chair and hurried to help. It happened that a 12-year-old Taoist priest was taking care of the wax flowers everywhere with scissors. He wanted to hide and didn't want to bump into her arms. Feng waved, looked at his face and hit the child. "The little monk got up and ran out, regardless of picked up the candle scissors. Just as Baochai and others got off the bus, many wives and daughters-in-law were surrounded by wind and rain, but when they saw a little Taoist rolling out, they all shouted, "Take, take, take!" Fight, fight, fight! "

"What's the matter?" Jia hurriedly asked. "Asked Jia Zhen hurried out. Xi-feng came up and helped Grandmother Jia, saying, "A little monk who cut snuff, instead of hiding outside, came sneaking around. Hearing this, Grandmother Jia quickly said, "Bring the children here quickly. "。 Don't scare him. Children in small families are spoiled. Where can I see this powerful faction? It would be a pity if I scared him. Won't his parents be in pain? "She told Jia Zhen to take it to Haosheng. . Jia Zhen had to bring the child. The child was still kneeling on the ground, with wax scissors in one hand. Grandma told Jia Zhen to pull up and told him not to be afraid. She asked him how old he was. The child was speechless. She also said "pity" and said to Jia Zhen, "Brother Zhen, take him with you. Give it to him. Jia Zhen agreed and took him. "。 Here, Jia Mu takes everyone to visit and watch layer by layer. When the servant outside saw Jia Mu and others enter the gate on the second floor, he suddenly saw Jia Zhen leading a little Taoist priest out, asked someone to bring him over and gave him several hundred dollars. It is not difficult for him. When the family heard about it, they rushed up and took him down.

Jia Zhen stood on the bench and asked, "Where is the housekeeper?" When asked, the pages standing at the bottom shouted, "Call the housekeeper!" Lin Zhixiao ran towards Jia Zhen with a hat in one hand. Jia Zhen said, "Although the place here is large, I didn't expect so many people today. People you create, you take them to your yard, but if you can't, you send them there. Pick a few more children to pass the message at the corner gate on the same side of the second floor. Do you know today? Lin Zhixiao quickly agreed to "know" and said several "yes". Jia Zhen said, "Go." He asked, "Why haven't you seen Rong Er? "Before he finished, Jia Rong ran out of the bell tower." "Look at him," Jia Zhen said. I haven't dared to say it's hot here. He went to enjoy the cool! "He ordered his family to spit him out. The pages all know Jia Zhen's temper and dare not disobey. A page came up and spat at Jia Rong's face. Jia Zhen added, "Ask him! The page asked Jia Rong, "I'm not afraid of the heat. "。 Why do you go to enjoy the cool first? "Jia Rong hung his hand and dared not speak. . Hearing this, Jia Yun, Jia Pingwa and Jia Qin not only panicked, but even Jia Min and Jia Qiong were busy sneaking up from under the wall. Jia Zhen asked Jia Rong again, "What are you standing for? Don't ride home and call your mother and son! The old lady and the girls came and asked them to come and wait on them. Hearing this, Jia Rong rushed out, clamoring for a horse, complaining, "I didn't know what to do for a long time, but now I'm looking for an opportunity." "。 "At the same time, he scolded the boy:" Where are your hands tied? This horse won't move. "I'm going to send that boy, but I'm afraid I won't be able to ride a horse by myself when I come out later, let alone.

Let's talk about Jia's plan first. I saw Zhang Daoshi standing by and said with a smile, "Theoretically, I am no better than others, but I should wait inside. Because of the hot weather, all the daughters went out, so the judge dared not enter without authorization. Please show me. I'm afraid the old lady will ask me or I'll be happy there. I will wait here. " Jia Zhen knows that although this Taoist priest is a double-body, Lord of the Rong Guo mansion, he was once called a "great magic fairy" by the emperor's royal family, but now he is in charge of the seal of the Daolu Department, and now he is called the "last real person", so he dare not speak out of turn. Secondly, he often goes to two houses, which are visited by ordinary people and ladies. Now I see him say that. Don't go in with me. Zhang Daoshi followed Jia Zhen with a smile and went in. "。

Jia Zhen went up to Grandmother Jia and said, "Grandpa Zhang came in to pay his respects." Hearing this, Grandmother Jia quickly said, "Help him." Jia Zhen hurried to help him. Then Zhang Daoshi smiled first: "Infinite Buddha! Ancestors have always lived a long and healthy life? Blessed are ladies and grandmothers? I haven't paid my respects at home yet, and the old lady is getting better and better. " Grandmother Jia said with a smile, "How are you, old fairy?" Zhang Daoshi said with a smile, "Long live the old lady. The trail is still alive. Why don't you remember that you have been in good health? On April 26th, the day before yesterday, I spent Christmas here, with few people and clean things. I said I would invite my brother to play. Why didn't you say I was at home? " Jia Dao: "I'm really not at home." He called Baoyu back. But Baoyu didn't come until he got well. He hurried forward and asked, "How is Grandpa Zhang?" Zhang Daoshi gave a hug, said hello and smiled at Jia: "A boy is getting fatter and fatter." Jia said, "He is good at the outside and weak at the inside. Forcing him to learn from his father made a child sick. " Zhang Daoshi said, "I saw a boy's handwriting and poems in several places the day before yesterday, and they were all wonderful. Why does the master complain that a boy doesn't like studying very much? According to the trace, that's all. " He sighed again: "I saw this paragraph describing a brother's figure, words and deeds, how could it be exactly the same as lord protector that day!" Tears welled up in her eyes when she spoke. Hearing this, the grandmother couldn't help crying her face red and said, "Exactly, my son and grandson are not like his grandfather, but this one is her."

Then Zhang Daoshi said to Jia Zhen, "Needless to say, the first generation of men didn't catch up, and even the old master and the second master couldn't remember clearly." After that, he smiled again and said, "I saw a lady in a family the other day." She is fifteen years old and was born in good shape. I think it's time to find a relative for my brother. If this young lady looks smart and has a good foundation, she is worth it. But I don't know how the old lady is, and I dare not expect anything. I will ask the old lady to show it to me before I dare to tell anyone. " "Last time, a monk said that this child should not marry early in his life, and he should wait until he is older," said the old lady. Now listen, whether he has a solid foundation or not, as long as he looks good enough, just tell me. The family was poor, and only a few taels of silver were given to him. It's just that his appearance and character are very rare. "

After that, Feng said with a smile, "Grandpa Zhang, you won't change our girl's name symbol, will you? The day before yesterday, you were so embarrassed that you sent someone to ask me for goose yellow satin! If I don't give it to you, I'm afraid your old face can't pass. " Zhang Daoshi smiled and said, "Look, I'm dazzled. I didn't see grandma here, and I didn't thank her. I'm already attractive. I was going to send it the day before yesterday. I didn't expect the empress to do anything good, so I forgot. I am still in front of the Buddha. Wait for me to get it. " Then he ran to the main hall, took a tea tray, covered it with a red python satin quilt, and held out the charm. Big sister's tits took over the charm. Zhang Daoshi wanted to hug her big sister. Feng smiled and said, "Just take it out of your hand and put it on a plate." Zhang Daoshi said, "What you have in your hand is unclean. How can you take it? Wipe it clean with a plate. " Feng said with a smile, "You just took out the plate, which surprised me. I didn't say you were sending symbols, but you seemed to be giving us alms. " Everyone burst into laughter, even Jia Zhen kept laughing. Grandmother Jia turned back and said, "Monkey, monkey, aren't you afraid to go to hell and cut off your tongue?" Feng said with a smile, "Our father and son are irrelevant. Why does he always say that I want to accumulate evil spirits? If I come late, I will be short-lived! "

Zhang Daoshi also said with a smile, "I take out the plate, which has two purposes at a time, but I don't want to donate it to charity. Instead, I invited my brother's jade and gave it to those Taoist disciples who came from afar. " "Now that we're here, why don't you show your old man around and ask him to come in?" Zhang Daoshi said, "The old lady doesn't know that it is healthy to watch the alley with people in their eighties. Secondly, there are many people outside and the smell is bad. It's so hot that my brother can't stand it. If my brother suffers from the smell of kimchi, it will be much more valuable. " Hearing this, Grandmother Jia ordered Baoyu to take off the psychic jade and put it on a plate. Zhang Daoshi carefully padded it with a python and carried it out.

Here, the old lady played with everyone before going upstairs. Only Jia Zhen replied, "Grandpa Zhang sent jade." Just then, Zhang Daoshi came up to him with a plate in his hand and said with a smile, "Thank you, Xiao Lu, it's really rare for everyone to see a brother's jade. There is nothing to congratulate them. This is a gift from each of them. If my brother doesn't want it, he will put it in the room to reward others. " Grandmother Jia heard that when she looked in the dish, it was also jade, or everything went well, or peace all the year round. There are 30 or 50 jade and gold carvings. Because she said, "You're fooling around, too. Where did their monks come from? Why would they do that? This is unacceptable. " Zhang Daoshi said with a smile, "This is a little respect from them. The path can't be stopped. The old lady didn't stay, didn't let them see the poor path, and didn't look like she had a family. " Hearing this, the old lady ordered someone to get it. Baoyu said with a smile, "Old lady, this is what Grandpa Zhang said, so I can't refuse. It's no use asking for this. Let the boys take this and go out with me to distribute it to the poor. " Grandmother Jia said with a smile, "That's true." Zhang Daoshi quickly stopped again: "Although a brother wants to be kind, it is not surprising that these things are just a few utensils. If you give it to beggars, they are useless, and then they collapse. If you want to give them to the poor, why not give them money? " Hearing this, Baoyu ordered him to accept it and wait for the money at night. After that, Zhang Daoshi quit.

Here, Jia Mu and others went upstairs and sat down on the front floor. Xifeng and others occupied the east building. The maids took turns waiting in the west wing. Jia Zhen said back and forth for a while: "There is a play before God, and the first book is the biography of the white snake." Grandmother Jia asked, "What is the story of the white snake?" Jia Zhen said, "It's the first story of Emperor Gaozu's killing snakes. The second one is all bed water. " Grandmother Jia said with a smile, "Is this the second book? Let it be. If the Buddha wants to do this, he has to do this. " When asked about the third book, Jia Zhen said, "What is the third book?

Besides, Baoyu upstairs is sitting next to Grandmother Jia. Because just now, a little girl was asked to hold the gift tray, so she took her jade belt and turned it around with her hand, showing it to the old lady one by one. Seeing a unicorn with a faint golden green color, Grandmother Jia reached out and picked it up. "I think I saw someone else's children carrying such a unicorn," she said with a smile. Baochai said with a smile, "Sister Shi has one, smaller than this one." "It's the cloud," said Grandmother Jia. Baoyu said, "I haven't seen him come to our house like this." Tanchun smiled and said, "Sister Bao has a heart. She remembers everything. " Lin Daiyu sneered: "He is still limited in other things, but these people pay more attention to what they bring." Baochai pretended not to hear. Baoyu heard that Shi Xiangyun had this thing and quickly picked it up and held it in his arms. At the same time, I thought of being afraid of being seen and heard by Shi Xiangyun.

With it, he kept it, so he held it in his hand, but he looked at people with his eyes. I saw that everyone was not very theoretical, except for Lin Daiyu, who nodded at him as if admiring. Baoyu was not ashamed, so he took it out and smiled at Daiyu. "This thing is too stubborn. I'll keep it for you and put it on at home. " Lin Daiyu twisted her head and said, "I don't want it." Baoyu said with a smile, "You really don't want it. I must accept it. " As he spoke, he began to think again. Just then, Jia Zhen and Jia Rong's daughter-in-law came and met each other. Jia said, "What are you doing here again? I just have nothing to do. " Without saying a word, someone reported, "General Feng's family is here." Originally, the Feng Ziying family heard that Jia Fu was playing in the temple, so they quickly prepared gifts such as pigs, sheep, incense, tea and silver. Hearing this, Xifeng clapped her hands and said with a smile, "Oh dear! I won't take precautions against it. I'm just saying, we girls come to wander around, and people just think that we are the people who put gifts on the altar. It's all the old lady's fault. This has to be rewarded again. " Just now, I saw two housekeeper of Feng family come upstairs. The Feng family didn't go, and then Assistant Zhao came politely. So one by one, everyone heard that the Jia family was playing and all the girls were in the temple. Every friend and family member who should be close to you comes to give gifts. The old lady regretted it and said, "It's not a serious fast. We just wandered around, so we didn't expect this gift. " So although I watched the play all day, I came back in the afternoon and became lazy the next day. Xi-feng added, "Breaking the wall is also breaking ground, which has already alarmed people. I am very happy to go shopping today. The old lady came to Zhang Daoshi yesterday to talk about Baoyu's matchmaking. One day Baoyu was sick and went home angry. She angered Zhang Daoshi, kissed him and said that she would never see Zhang Daoshi again. Others don't know why.

Baoyu couldn't put it down when he saw that Lin Daiyu was ill again, and he was too lazy to eat. He asked from time to time. Afraid of his accident, Lin Daiyu said, "Just watch your play. What are you doing at home?" Baoyu's heart was greatly useless because of Zhang Daoshi's proposal yesterday. When I heard Lin Daiyu say this, I thought, "People don't know that my heart can be forgiven, and even he taunts me." Therefore, my heart is a hundred times more troubled than before. If someone else is in front of me, I will not move this anger. It's just that what Lin Daiyu said is different from what others said in the past, and I can't immediately fall down and say, "I know for nothing." "Lin Daiyu laughed twice." I also know that I got Bai's approval, so I don't think I deserve it. Hearing this, Baoyu stepped forward and asked face to face, "Are you saying this to send me to hell? "?" "Lin Daiyu can't understand this at the moment. Baoyu added, "I gambled on this spell several times yesterday. Today, if you give me one more word, I will take the last one. What benefits will you get? " Hearing this, Lin Daiyu remembered what she said yesterday. Today, because she was wrong, she was anxious and ashamed, and trembled and said, "I want to curse you with peace of mind, and the devil takes the hindmost." Why bother! I know that Zhang Daoshi proposed yesterday, and you were afraid of blocking your good marriage. You are angry, come and take my temper. " It turns out that Baoyu was born with a wretched madness since he was a child. When he was a child, he was very close to Daiyu, which was a relative emotion. Now he knows a little about current affairs and has read those evil books and heresies. Daiyu has never touched any women who are far away from friends' homes, so he has kept a worry for a long time, but it is hard to say it. So every time he is happy or angry, he tries his best to explore secretly. That Daiyu is partial to life. Only with hypocrisy can I hide my sincerity. Only with hypocrisy, so when two false faces meet, there will always be a truth. In the meantime, there will be no quarrel. That is, at this moment, Baoyu thought: "Others don't know my heart and forgive me. Don't you want me to have only you in my heart! You can't worry about me, but you taunt me with this. It can be seen that I have you in my heart for a moment, and you don't have me in your heart. " I just can't say it in my heart. Then Lin Daiyu thought, "You naturally have me in your heart. Although there is a saying that' the golden jade is outside, it is defeated', do you attach importance to this heresy? "

It doesn't matter to me. I often mention this' golden jade', but you only know it, but you don't know why. It shows that it is important to me, and you don't care at all. Why are you worried when I just mention it? You know you always have it in your heart. When you mention it, you are afraid that I will be oversensitive, deliberately anxious, and let me rest assured. "

It seems that two people used to be one heart, but they both have more branches and leaves and become two hearts. Baoyu thought, "No matter what, I am fine. As long as you are free, I am willing to die for you at once. Whether you know it or not, it's just from the heart. You are close to me, not far from me. " Then Lin Daiyu thought, "You only care about yourself, and you care about yourself. Why did you lose yourself for me? I didn't know you lost me. It can be seen that you didn't let me get close to you, but deliberately let me stay away from you. " In this way, they are eager to get close, but they are alienated. In this case, they are both selfish and difficult to describe.

Now, let's describe what they said outside. Baoyu became more and more rebellious when he said the word "good marriage". His heart choked and he couldn't speak. In a rage, he grabbed the psychic Baoyu by the neck, gritted his teeth and threw it underground. He said, "I will break your bones!" " "PianSheng jade is very hard, off, but the writing does not move. Baoyu saw that it was not broken, so he turned to find something to fight with. Seeing him like this, Lin Daiyu had already started to cry and said, "Why didn't you hit that dumb thing? If someone hits him, you might as well hit me. Just in the middle of it, nightingale, Xueyan and others came to comfort them. "。 Later, Baoyu tried his best to smash the jade, so he rushed to grab it, but he couldn't get it. Seeing that the trouble was bigger than before, he had to call Aaron. Aaron rushed to grab it. Baoyu sneered, "You can manage what I break! "

Aroma turned yellow with anger and her eyebrows changed. He has never been so angry. He took his hand and said with a smile, "If you quarrel with your sister, you don't have to hit him. If it is broken, how can he live in his heart and face? " Lin Daiyu and others cried. "。 They listened and talked from the heart. It can be seen that Baoyu is worse than xiren, and everyone burst into tears. When they were upset, the delicious soup they had just eaten was unbearable and they all spit it out with a "wow". Fine rushed to catch it with a handkerchief and cried. Xueyan hit it quickly. "Baoyu said to himself," Daiyu might as well be fined. He saw Lin Daiyu blushing and swollen, sobbing, tears streaming down her face, sweating like a pig, and her heart was timid. Seeing this, Baoyu regretted not being able to verify with him. Now he is in such a situation that I can't replace him. I thought about it, but I still couldn't help crying. When I saw it, I was attacked. Stay and advise Baoyu not to cry, for fear of Baoyu being trapped in his heart and for fear of alienating Lin Daiyu. Why didn't everyone let go of their hands in tears, so they also shed tears. While collecting emetic, Zijuan gently fanned Lin Daiyu with a fan. Seeing that all three were silent and crying, she couldn't help but feel sad and wiped her tears with a handkerchief.

Aroma looked at it for a while and smiled at Baoyu. "Don't look at anything else. Look at the tassels on this jade. You shouldn't quarrel with Miss Lin. " Regardless of her illness, Lin Daiyu rushed to take it away, grabbed a pair of scissors and cut it. Xiren Zijuan was about to take it away, and she had already cut several pieces. Lin Daiyu cried, "I'm useless. He doesn't want to dress up for him. " Aroma quickly took the jade. "Why? That's my fault. " Baoyu said to Lin Daiyu, "Just cut it. I don't care without him anyway. "

You just want to make trouble in it. Those old ladies don't know what to make when they see Lin Daiyu crying and Baoyu smashing jade. If they were involved, they went forward together and reported to the old lady and Mrs. Wang that they were busy doing something serious to tell them. I don't know what the disaster was, but they all came into the garden to see their brothers and sisters. Anxious xiren complained why Zijuan disturbed the old lady and her husband. Zi Juan thought that xiren told her and complained about xiren. When the old lady and Mrs. Wang came in, they found Baoyu speechless and Daiyu speechless. When they asked, there was nothing wrong with it, so they put the blame on xiren and zijuan and said, "why don't you take care of those servants?" You don't care about trouble now! " So, both of them were scolded and taught a lesson. They have nothing to say, so they have to listen. Later, the old lady brought Baoyu out and subdued them.

One day later, on the third day, it was Xue Pan's birthday. He put wine and sang opera at home and invited all the Jia family. Baoyu, who had offended them, never met Lin Daiyu, regretted his listlessness and refused to go to the theatre. Lin Daiyu only had some summer heat the day before yesterday, not serious. When he heard that he wouldn't go, he thought to himself. So, I regret it.

The old lady was angry when she saw them both. She only said that they had called it a day and didn't want to go. The old man complained eagerly, "I am the old enemy of that world." I have met such two small enemies who don't save trouble and don't worry about it every day. It's really that sentence,' it's not that enemies don't get together'. I broke this tone as soon as I closed my eyes. That's all. I don't like this tone. " I have complained and cried myself. This was introduced to Lin Bao and his wife. It turns out that they have never heard the phrase "enemies don't get together", but now they suddenly have this phrase, just like meditation. They all bowed their heads and chewed its taste, and they all shed tears. Although I have never met before, I am alone in Xiaoxiang Pavilion.

Aroma advised Baoyu, "No, it's all your fault. In the past, the servant at home quarreled with his sister or the couple quarreled. You heard me, and you called the servant stupid and unable to understand the girls' hearts. Today, you do the same thing. Tomorrow, on the fifth day of the fifth lunar month, the old lady will get angry more and more, which will definitely make everyone fidgety. Baoyu didn't know if he should follow. "。 He should study it carefully and listen to the next explanation.