Write funny stories about childhood and treat vinegar as sprite.

There are too many interesting stories in my childhood to talk about, so I wrote this sequel. My childhood anecdotes are very interesting. Please see my funny events.

When I was a child, my pronunciation was not standard and I often joked. One day, I found a bottle of soda delicious. The name is funny, "Snow". I want to show my mother this strange soda. "Mom, this bottle of soda is really delicious, but the name is too strange, Xue." Mother laughed her head off when she heard this. Then he said to me, "This soda is not called snow, but Sprite." I blush like a ripe persimmon. One afternoon, my mother's good friend asked me what to eat for lunch. I said, "seal soup." Mom's good friend said: "Your family is really rich, eat seal soup." My mother became my translator. "Seal soup is seaweed soup." . Mom's friend said, "Haha, your child needs to practice speaking." I blush like a monkey's ass.

My funny story is very funny! If you have any interesting stories about your childhood, please tell me.